Isolated Blurt Thread

[artisticbiguy]

I eat uncooked rolled oats!

 

[BlackShanglan]

I eat uncooked rolled oats!

With molasses? They're really good like that.

 

[artisticbiguy]

With molasses? They're really good like that.

usually with some softenned butter and either honey or brown sugar... I'm not much of a molasses boy.

of course, when I get really edgy.... I make my "mix of doom" with chunky peanut butter, butter, raw rolled oats, honey, flax seed... which I mix together until it makes something like a soft granola.

Yes, I'm a strange one!

 

[Guest]

*quietly wondering if anyone would believe she was covering herself in oatmeal and molasses as a skin softening treatment*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Unrelated:

Still beautiful. Still beloved.

You gave to us, in triumph, the perfect sins of roses ...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

usually with some softenned butter and either honey or brown sugar... I'm not much of a molasses boy.

of course, when I get really edgy.... I make my "mix of doom" with chunky peanut butter, butter, raw rolled oats, honey, flax seed... which I mix together until it makes something like a soft granola.

Yes, I'm a strange one!

That actually sounds good!!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

*quietly wondering if anyone would believe she was covering herself in oatmeal and molasses as a skin softening treatment*

Yes, it works wonders. You plaster it on, then move onto the next step of a nice gentle equino-labial dermabrasion. After that comes the tongue massage.

 

[artisticbiguy]

That actually sounds good!!!

Mal won't go near it!

 

[artisticbiguy]

Yes, it works wonders. You plaster it on, then move onto the next step of a nice gentle equino-labial dermabrasion. After that comes the tongue massage.

and when will you be opening your "Stable Spa"?

 

[Guest]

Yes, it works wonders. You plaster it on, then move onto the next step of a nice gentle equino-labial dermabrasion. After that comes the tongue massage.

I think I'm staying for the day...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Mal won't go near it!

Possibly it's all in how or where you hold it?

 

[artisticbiguy]

Possibly it's all in how or where you hold it?

no, she isn't fond of my mix of doom..... however, when I make 4 chocolate, oat meal cookies... she is quite fond of the raw oat dough

 

[joeys-game]

The summer time is the best!

 

[BlackShanglan]

and when will you be opening your "Stable Spa"?

Well, we cater to a very select clientelle, so we tend to stay low and rely on really superb word of mouth.

I think I'm staying for the day...

The pleasure is entirely ours. Would madame prefer the alfalfa-sorghum-and-warm-honey bodyrub for this evening's treatment, or perhaps the hot-stone-over-warm-horse-under massage routine?

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Well, we cater to a very select clientelle, so we tend to stay low and rely on really superb word of mouth.



The pleasure is entirely ours. Would madame prefer the alfalfa-sorghum-and-warm-honey bodyrub for this evening's treatment, or perhaps the hot-stone-over-warm-horse-under massage routine?

Shanglan

Is it an either/or menu, or can I schedule them both?

And the word of mouth is mmMMMMmmmm!

 

[artisticbiguy]

Well, we cater to a very select clientelle, so we tend to stay low and rely on really superb word of mouth.



The pleasure is entirely ours. Would madame prefer the alfalfa-sorghum-and-warm-honey bodyrub for this evening's treatment, or perhaps the hot-stone-over-warm-horse-under massage routine?

Shanglan

hhhmmmmmm do you do rein & lead assisted stretching treatments?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Mal won't go near it!

Silly Mal....add some chocolate chips and I bet she will.

 

[artisticbiguy]

Unrelated Blurt: Bed Time!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Is it an either/or menu, or can I schedule them both?

And the word of mouth is mmMMMMmmmm!

Both is quite acceptable, given that the horse is the primary means of removing the bodywrap.

 

[BlackShanglan]

hhhmmmmmm do you do rein & lead assisted stretching treatments?

With proper motivation, we here at Muirthemne Spas believes that all dreams can come true.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Sooo ... this Ambien stuff. My lines are really still going straight, right?

Because some of them are looking a little ... freestyle.

Sleepways bestways think I. Good night all.

Shanglan

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Crap.

I need to write again.

and paint.

and its right there, I can see it thumbing its nose at me

but its like there is the omnipotent puppet master controlling me

letting me see what I can do but holding me back just the same.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Oops!

So.......Ummmm.

Yeah.

Denver dropped the lead singer of AFI tonight.

Literally, dropped.

After a rocking and very enjoyable show, they were screamed, cheered, yelled, clapped, and chanted back for an encore. Half way through the song, Davey (lead singer) desides to come out and crowd surf a bit, only when he stepped into/onto the crowd, he stepped onto a bunch of girls. Needless to say, they were not expecting a foot to suddenly appear over their heads. He was up for a couple seconds, then came right down sideways. It took a good two minutes for the security guys and I'm guessing manager or someone like that to get him back on their side of the gates.

Upon getting back on stage and finishing the song, there was a quick comment of, "Well, that's never happened before," and he continued straight into the next song.



On behalf of the rock loving population of Denver, I sincerely appologize for this and promise we will do better next time and since this was the first time in 10 years of playing here, please do not hold it against us.

 

[minsue]

Now India. Will it never stop?

No. It won't.

 

[Belegon]

On behalf of the rock loving population of Denver, I sincerely appologize for this and promise we will do better next time and since this was the first time in 10 years of playing here, please do not hold it against us.

I highly doubt he will...unpredictableness is the one constant in a live show...

oh, and hi babydoll...be seeing you soon...