Isolated Blurt Thread

[minsue]

I hate bureaucracy. And forms. And applications.

 

[matriarch]

I hate bureaucracy. And forms. And applications.

You done good.
Form finished, photo taken, all the documents required gathered together.
All we have to do now is write a bloody good letter, and send it off.

Then cross our fingers and hope.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm feeling......artsy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I hate bureaucracy. And forms. And applications.

I love your bathing suit.

 

[damppanties]

Ode to a Cucumber Sandwich:

Mondays
Please me not.
But on Sundays,
As I savor the last moments
Of the wild and savage weekend,
I tame it.

My good knife slices
Chewy, crusty ciabatta.
A blunter knife slathers
Cream cheese.
Dill and pepper
Fall like green and black snow.

Again, a sharp knife
To razor the cucumber
Into translucency.
And my weekend flees
As lunch
Is packed.

Submit it?

 

[Guest]

ugh...
had a great time last night...eldest performed at this country bar. HOLYSHITSKI! she was awesome. so very proud of her.
however...it was a late night for me and early mornings dont mix very well. so, here i am, up early to do some work and ...
fuck... the company i work for ran out of licensing for this research i do. so, here i am, up early and i can't work. fuckaduck.
god my head is aching and i just want to go back to sleep.

 

[arienette]

ugh...
had a great time last night...eldest performed at this country bar. HOLYSHITSKI! she was awesome. so very proud of her.
however...it was a late night for me and early mornings dont mix very well. so, here i am, up early to do some work and ...
fuck... the company i work for ran out of licensing for this research i do. so, here i am, up early and i can't work. fuckaduck.
god my head is aching and i just want to go back to sleep.

I was on her Myspace a few times.
Will she marry me?

 

[Guest]

I was on her Myspace a few times.
Will she marry me?

LOL sure if you dont mind her boyfriend.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, no.

 

[impressive]

She's just dyyyyyyyyyyying of that sprained ankle ... but I have to remind her to limp.

 

[TxRad]

ugh...
had a great time last night...eldest performed at this country bar. HOLYSHITSKI! she was awesome. so very proud of her.
however...it was a late night for me and early mornings dont mix very well. so, here i am, up early to do some work and ...
fuck... the company i work for ran out of licensing for this research i do. so, here i am, up early and i can't work. fuckaduck.
god my head is aching and i just want to go back to sleep.

Mornin Sis.... More asprine and some water should do the trick.....

Ya got to watch them there country places... that beer is trained to sneak up on ya...

I've got to catch her in a performance one of these days.... *Pout*.... Oh now i remember... I forgot to get a copy of that new song.....

Kiss L & K for me.... The little one too...

 

[Honey123]

The internet is useful for all things except finding a used, scrap, refrigerator door for cheap/free.

finding pics of great big Mastifs!

 

[TxRad]

I'm the filling in an Imp and Honey sandwich........

My day is made......

 

[ibhard]

sonofabiscuiteater! i deleted pm i had saved and wanted to keep.

 

[Honey123]

I'm the filling in an Imp and Honey sandwich........

My day is made......

LOL

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'm just not going to do it anymore. I'm too tired to play. *sigh*

 

[minsue]

I love your bathing suit.

Thank you. I was afraid I might be too pale, though...

 

[minsue]

Oh, no.

 

[Guest]

 

[minsue]

Goodness no. It's not non-erotic, it's anti-erotic. Bless you for asking, though.

Silly woman, what does that have to do with anything? I'm with Dampy. Submit it.

 

[Guest]

Oh, no.

darlin, and now I'm all worried and scared for you...

 

[dirtyjoe69]

big

big purple penises sorry it is the torettes!

 

[Guest]

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Ever read a children's book, and absolutely everything sounds sexual??

Title: Divide and ride
Amanda says "Come and fill my seat"
We need three people before we can ride.
Then we start to slide and slip

In addition to this, most fairytales have some kind of sexual connotation to me.

 

[minsue]

What does that have to do with anything? In case it had escape your notice, you thoroughly domesticated fowl, this is...*shocker*...a PORN site! *audience gasp*



you both, though.

You've obviously not read much of the poetry here... Erotic poetry is a very small subset of the poetry on Lit.