Isolated Blurt Thread

[minsue]

On my way............

Good girl

 

[matriarch]

Good girl

*drumming fingers impatiently*..............well??

 

[minsue]

*drumming fingers impatiently*..............well??

Well what, woman? You say you're on your way, but you haven't moved. Need an escort away from the computer?

 

[matriarch]

Well what, woman? You say you're on your way, but you haven't moved. Need an escort away from the computer?

*recognising that tone of voice, and closing the lid*.

See ya leter folks. I've been summonsed.

 

[arienette]

Wow, this place is actually starting to look like a house!
Clean, clean, clean.

 

[McKenna]

I need a new job. *sigh*

 

[artisticbiguy]

mmmmmmmm..... masssaaaaagggggeee.

 

[Guest]

Can I just.... lick you.... and then watch your reactions... can I hold you in my mouth, suck, lick, swallow, tease... may i fondle you with my fingers, touch you wiht my hair, graze your skin with my nipples.... can I just do whatever I can to make you go wild?......

 

[rgraham666]

Can I just.... lick you.... and then watch your reactions... can I hold you in my mouth, suck, lick, swallow, tease... may i fondle you with my fingers, touch you wiht my hair, graze your skin with my nipples.... can I just do whatever I can to make you go wild?......

Well, since you're offering, all right.

 

[arienette]

I need a new job. *sigh*

Well we have something in common.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Who has that nifty spam image, a can of spam with labels? I want to save it for future use - very useful! Thanks.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Why do I find this a little alarming??

 

[arienette]

Who has that nifty spam image, a can of spam with labels? I want to save it for future use - very useful! Thanks.

http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/spamanm.gif

http://www.spam-uk.com/images/BlackPepperCan.jpg

http://blog.koehntopp.de/uploads/20040203-spam.jpg

 

[minsue]

Why do I find this a little alarming??

That's a wee bit creepy...

 

[arienette]

That's a wee bit creepy...

*cough* Big Brother.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Why do I find this a little alarming??

If you find that alarming, this will have you checking your doors and windows.

 

[minsue]

If you find that alarming, this will have you checking your doors and windows.

*grin*

 

[arienette]

If you find that alarming, this will have you checking your doors and windows.

I'm glad that when you google my username all you get is song lyrics.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I'm glad that when you google my username all you get is song lyrics.

Not so fast: Try this.

(OK, I cheated a little bit.)

 

[minsue]

I'm glad that when you google my username all you get is song lyrics.

No, Lit is there. You just have to have "safe search" off and go to the last pages.

ETA: Or cheat like Roxanne.

 

[arienette]

No, Lit is there. You just have to have "safe search" off and go to the last pages.

ETA: Or cheat like Roxanne.

So you checked? Very nice.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

It could be worse: Here's one of the first items that pops up if you do me:

Literotica Discussion Board - caught masturbating! Register Now ...Roxanne Appleby. Literotica Guru.

 

[minsue]

It could be worse: Here's one of the first items that pops up if you do me:

Literotica Discussion Board - caught masturbating! Register Now ...Roxanne Appleby. Literotica Guru.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Love it.

 

[matriarch]

If I google 'Matriarch', I get pages and pages and pages of stuff that's nothing to do with me.......but if I google 'Matriarch Literotica' then its all there....pages and pages and pages of my posts.

Scarey stuff.

 

[matriarch]

Dammit!!

How DARE you all go out on a Friday night and have lives!!