Isolated Blurt Thread

[rgraham666]

I'm the wrong person to ask, mcapado. I'm the world's worst dresser.

#1 on the ten Most Wanted List of Vogue magazine. If you want a quick hundred grand, turn me over to them.

Nirvana, most people regard their way of thinking or loving as the only way. Other ways call their values into question. Something such people won't stand for. *HUGS*

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

hehe... sheeple

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm the wrong person to ask, mcapado. I'm the world's worst dresser.

#1 on the ten Most Wanted List of Vogue magazine. If you want a quick hundred grand, turn me over to them.

Is it possible for me to turn you in, collect the money and then break you out so we can run off to the Caribbean?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Is it time for you to go back to work yet? *hopes*

 

[MissBri]

 

[Aurora Black]

*imagines punching out Anna Wintour and snatching the bounty*

 

[rgraham666]

Is it possible for me to turn you in, collect the money and then break you out so we can run off to the Caribbean?

I sincerely doubt I'll make it to jail. "Shot while trying to escape" or some such.

But enjoy the Caribbean.

 

[Guest]

 

[MissBri]

 

[Aurora Black]

*imagines lying alone on the beach in Jamaica with a pile of money*

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

*imagines lying alone on the beach in Jamaica with a pile of money*

*scratches out 'with' scribbles in 'on' - just because*

 

[Aurora Black]

*scratches out 'with' scribbles in 'on' - just because*

That'll work too!

*blurt*

My rose is wilting already.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

That'll work too!

*blurt*

My rose is wilting already.

Just watch for papercuts.

blurt: DAMN! That shit's GOOD!!! er... even if it is vegetarian.

 

[Aurora Black]

Just watch for papercuts.

blurt: DAMN! That shit's GOOD!!! er... even if it is vegetarian.

But money papercuts hurt so good.

Vegetarian shit? *runs away*

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

But money papercuts hurt so good.

Vegetarian shit? *runs away*

The bodyguard's a vegetarian... What can i say?

*insert blatantly ignoring the possible fecal connotations here*

 

[impressive]

*imagines lying alone on the beach in Jamaica with a pile of money*

Just lying on a beach in Jamaica would be adequate ...

 

[Aurora Black]

Just lying on a beach in Jamaica would be adequate ...

I'd settle for the nearest beach here, but there's no one to frolic and swim with.

 

[impressive]

I'd settle for the nearest beach here, but there's no one to frolic and swim with.

I can still hear the guy on the beach ... with his big ring 'o snacks and his sing-song chant:

Cigarette, candy, gum ... ganja

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahehehehehehehehehheesnorthahahahahaha....



Kids are funny.

 

[Aurora Black]

I can still hear the guy on the beach ... with his big ring 'o snacks and his sing-song chant:

Cigarette, candy, gum ... ganja

*stoned* I had water in my ears so I bought (and later chewed) the ganja when I thought he said "gum."

 

[impressive]

It's not writer's block, per se. It's that I don't want the scene to end. I'm enjoying it too much.

 

[matriarch]

What the fuck is it with all this wanting black??? I just don't get it. (Watching Changing Rooms on BBC America.)

And just what is wrong with pine furniture ????? (yes, my bedroom furniture is pine. And I love it.)

 

[matriarch]

It's not writer's block, per se. It's that I don't want the scene to end. I'm enjoying it too much.

Happy pervert.

 

[impressive]

Happy pervert.

You rang? (Did you take my loofa?)

 

[matriarch]

You rang? (Did you take my loofa?)

Oh is that what that was.
Want it back??