Isolated Blurt Thread

[Edge23]

What do we want?

Vana's! *zhump zhump*



Nanas! *zhump zhump*



Vana's! *zhump zhump*



Nanas!

*zhump zhump*

Hehehehe

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Running 12 blocks unexpectedly while on the phone with Her is fun!...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Heh, I think no danger of diseases is kind of the good thing about virtual kisses Kind of like virtual sex...

Or wait. Are you telling me I got that all wrong and now I have virtual STDs?

And Hugo, thank you. I too hope that thing get better for you.

I once didn't use a condom during IM sex and my period was late.

 

[Honey123]

I once didn't use a condom during IM sex and my period was late.

*coffee spew*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I once didn't use a condom during IM sex and my period was late.

but did you have a router and firewall?

 

[ElizabethWest]

but did you have a router and firewall?

I was completely unprotected.

 

[Guest]

 

[Noor]

this is your idea of not disappearing? of catching up? Its been a month now.

 

[Guest]

The manuscript went into the mail this morning.

Now I've nothing left to do but wait and worry and wait and worry and wait and worry and wait and worry and maybe write something else in between times.

 

[fieryjen]

The manuscript went into the mail this morning.

Now I've nothing left to do but wait and worry and wait and worry and wait and worry and wait and worry and maybe write something else in between times.

I wish you the best of luck!


[unrelated blurt]

If you're going to post a story in the personals section, don't be pissed off if I give you CC and point out that you should learn where to post. That does not make me a perfectionist Neither does pointing out that your story has missing commas and run-on sentences.

Gah!

 

[Guest]

I wish you the best of luck!

Thanks. We shall see. Now, I have to pull another out, polish it up, and pick a place to send it. It's almost like being on a roll...

[unrelated blurt]

If you're going to post a story in the personals section, don't be pissed off if I give you CC and point out that you should learn where to post. That does not make me a perfectionist Neither does pointing out that your story has missing commas and run-on sentences.

Gah!

Mwahahah! Silly people. Comma abuse is a CRIME

 

[Owlwhisper]

.....

 

[fieryjen]

No need to wait and worry; you just need the right diversion. Some suggestions:

Pacing. Vastly underrated, unless you live in a very small home.

Paint something, then carefully watch it dry; be sure to use one of those oil-based paints that remain tacky for several years.

Try to find an object in your home that does not have cat hairs on it. I dare you.

Go down to the beach and play that "how many grains of sand do you think I'm holding in my hand" game from Local Hero. Passerby will get a big kick out of it. Or they'll call security, which may lead to trying to find interesting things to do in the county jail. (Hope they've repainted recently; see above.)

Watch a pot of water boil. You can make this fun activity last for hours if you don't turn on the burner. (Which is my favorite way to not make tea.)

And of course the best way of passing the time, grazing the Lit forums. Can't be beat!

Lol!

And yes, in this case it should be considered a crime. I'm not talking about the occasional missing comma that the sentence works fine with out, I'm talking about word after word making my eyes bleed and the sentence won't end because the author for some reason didn't see it fit to insert any kind of punctuation which makes me wonder if anyone else feels like screaming about reading sentence after sentence that's a paragraph long and really should be split up into six or seven sentences so you don't lose track of what the hell is going on because you're completely confused and aaaaaaaaaah!

 

[Guest]

 

[Owlwhisper]

.....

 

[Guest]

No need to wait and worry; you just need the right diversion. Some suggestions:

Pacing. Vastly underrated, unless you live in a very small home.

Would that count as aerobic exercise?

Paint something, then carefully watch it dry; be sure to use one of those oil-based paints that remain tacky for several years.

Paint fumes make me ill. Can I watch, oh, white out, or maybe grape jelly dropped on the counter?

Try to find an object in your home that does not have cat hairs on it. I dare you.

Bwahahaha! I will if you will. There is no life without cathair!

Go down to the beach and play that "how many grains of sand do you think I'm holding in my hand" game from Local Hero. Passerby will get a big kick out of it. Or they'll call security, which may lead to trying to find interesting things to do in the county jail. (Hope they've repainted recently; see above.)

Only if I can play it with a naked Denis Lawson (that's one of my all time favorite movies. I even have the soundtrack -- on LP)

Watch a pot of water boil. You can make this fun activity last for hours if you don't turn on the burner. (Which is my favorite way to not make tea.)

I used to make tea like that all the time, until we got the electric kettle. So it was the burner's fault the whole time? Damn that stove, not knowing what I wanted!

And of course the best way of passing the time, grazing the Lit forums. Can't be beat!

Well, yeah, I think that's the best choice. But I suspect several folks around here can be beat(en)...or are happy to be beat(ing) or....

I think I reached the safety limit on that pun.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

someitmes its really fun to get really worked up and work and walk around obviously aroused then leave before anyone can say anything.

 

[entitled]

No, i'm NOT going to take a muscle relaxer. They're a depressant, and i'm close enough to depressed to not need any help, thankyouverymuch. Not to mention that it's not my prescription, i don't know where you got it, how strong it is, WHY you have it, who is supposed to be taking it, and the fact that i won't even take an aleve with you in the house because i can't trust you to keep your hands off while i'm a little groggy. It's not happening.

 

[impressive]

someitmes its really fun to get really worked up and work and walk around obviously aroused then leave before anyone can say anything.

I don't think I've ever worked in an environment where ANYONE would ever say ANYTHING. You gots boner police @ work?

 

[Belegon]

No, i'm NOT going to take a muscle relaxer. They're a depressant, and i'm close enough to depressed to not need any help, thankyouverymuch. Not to mention that it's not my prescription, i don't know where you got it, how strong it is, WHY you have it, who is supposed to be taking it, and the fact that i won't even take an aleve with you in the house because i can't trust you to keep your hands off while i'm a little groggy. It's not happening.

*squeeze*

I feel your pain kid....

 

[entitled]

*squeeze*

I feel your pain kid....

Glad to know somebody does.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My wife is the only person I know that will swear up and down that the following day will be hot and sunshiney when all she really wants is a full day of snow. Or she will tell you through her chattering teeth, sniffling, coughing, fever and sneezing that it's just a really bad allergy attack instead of a cold/flu.

This mind over matter or don't think it because you'll jinx it thing she does tickles me to my very core.



~lucky

 

[Belegon]

My wife is the only person I know that will swear up and down that the following day will be hot and sunshiney when all she really wants is a full day of snow. Or she will tell you through her chattering teeth, sniffling, coughing, fever and sneezing that it's just a really bad allergy attack instead of a cold/flu.

This mind over matter or don't think it because you'll jinx it thing she does tickles me to my very core.



~lucky

I have a dear friend who totally does the don't think it because you'll jinx it thing...I actually kind of like it too, but shhhhhhhh, don't tell her...then she'll know I'm yanking her around when I deliberately say something out loud just to hear her go, "What did you just say? DAMN it, you never learn!"...

(OK...I admit that there was this one time neither of us wanted our time together to be over and we kept saying it over & over. Then when we walked down to her car we could look in through the window and see her keys in the ignition. That one was a little freaky...)

 

[sophia jane]

Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't really seem fair for a prof to give approval for one of the students to write a completely different paper than was assigned two days before the fucking due date when the rest of us did the goddamn paper as assigned. I could have written a fantastic paper if I'd chosen my own topic too. Grrrr.

 

[fieryjen]

Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't really seem fair for a prof to give approval for one of the students to write a completely different paper than was assigned two days before the fucking due date when the rest of us did the goddamn paper as assigned. I could have written a fantastic paper if I'd chosen my own topic too. Grrrr.

It's not just you. Unless there's a very good reason, like feeling physically uncomfortable or having an anxiety attack just thinking or talking about a topic, this doesn't seem fair.