Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

Meh? Childbirth? That's the easy part. Recovery's the bitch.

Nice average sized baby. Yay!!! (You want big babies? My smallest was 9 lbs. 3 1/2 oz.)


blurt: i wish my mother in law'd get hit by a car
i wish my mother in law'd get hit by a car
i wish my mother in law'd get hit by a car
so i wouldn't have to hear her bitch

 

[damppanties]

Laugh in the face of adversity? Yeah, sure. But it's not so funny anymore.

 

[McKenna]

Laugh in the face of adversity? Yeah, sure. But it's not so funny anymore.

It really does pass.... eventually.

 

[damppanties]

It really does pass.... eventually.

Yes, it will too. Someday.

 

[McKenna]

completely unrelated

Ja zeker, de hypotheeker.

The best Dutch commercials.

 

[cloudy]

My five-year-old was chosen as "Star of the Week" at school for next week.

I'm so proud.

 

[damppanties]

My five-year-old was chosen as "Star of the Week" at school for next week.

I'm so proud.

 

[Guest]

My five-year-old was chosen as "Star of the Week" at school for next week.

I'm so proud.

Way to go, Spiderman!

(And mommy, too.)

 

[impressive]

My five-year-old was chosen as "Star of the Week" at school for next week.

I'm so proud.

 

[sophia jane]

Today was a big day. I spent money on myself.
I finally bought sheets for my bed (flannel, yum). And then I bought clothes. Like, not the cheap on sale boring mom clothes, but actual cute people clothes. I don't know if I'll be able to wear them cuz I'm a boring mom, but who knows.

Ex said, when I commented that the ass of one pair of jeans was a little tight around my very large ass- "it might be a little big, but tight is still really good" and from the look on his face, I think he meant it.

 

[The_Fool]

Today was a big day. I spent money on myself.
I finally bought sheets for my bed (flannel, yum). And then I bought clothes. Like, not the cheap on sale boring mom clothes, but actual cute people clothes. I don't know if I'll be able to wear them cuz I'm a boring mom, but who knows.

Ex said, when I commented that the ass of one pair of jeans was a little tight around my very large ass- "it might be a little big, but tight is still really good" and from the look on his face, I think he meant it.

Personally I would prefer to say under similar circumstances, "Damn those jeans look good on your butt.....Now hurry up and get out of them..."

 

[sophia jane]

Personally I would prefer to say under similar circumstances, "Damn those jeans look good on your butt.....Now hurry up and get out of them..."

You can come on over and say that. I'll probably listen.

 

[Guest]

You can come on over and say that. I'll probably listen.

He does have a way with words, doesn't he?

*sigh*

 

[rgraham666]

My five-year-old was chosen as "Star of the Week" at school for next week.

I'm so proud.

Yay spiderman.

And his mom of course.

 

[Guest]

Was in Dover DE today....
call her?
Your kidding.... oh good....
wouldn't want to give her the ability to call me "the two faced lying slut"
would just hate to ruin her flipping day

 

[rgraham666]

Was in Dover DE today....
call her?
Your kidding.... oh good....
wouldn't want to give her the ability to call me "the two faced lying slut"
would just hate to ruin her flipping day

Hey Lizzie. We don't see you nearly often enough these days.

 

[impressive]

I dreamt I was a shape shifter last night -- and had sex with a very well-endowed wolf while in a partially-canine form.

Where's that dream interpretation thread?

 

[zeb1094]

I dreamt I was a shape shifter last night -- and had sex with a very well-endowed wolf while in a partially-canine form.

Where's that dream interpretation thread?

Mmmm....very interesting my dear! Now tell me about your mother and what she did with your pets!?!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I submitted my novel to an e-publisher. *gulp*
Someone hold me.

 

[Aurora Black]

I dreamt I was a shape shifter last night -- and had sex with a very well-endowed wolf while in a partially-canine form.

Where's that dream interpretation thread?

Wow!

 

[Aurora Black]

I submitted my novel to an e-publisher. *gulp*
Someone hold me.

Good luck, Carson!

 

[impressive]

I submitted my novel to an e-publisher. *gulp*
Someone hold me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

thanks to you

 

[carsonshepherd]

Good luck, Carson!

thanks.

 

[cloudy]

I submitted my novel to an e-publisher. *gulp*
Someone hold me.

Wishing you luck, although I'm quite sure you won't need it.