Isolated Blurt Thread

[Samandiriel]

Well, he backed into my car and I bumped him and he got mad and asked me if I was deaf. I laughed. I mean, he walks backwards into my car and asks me if I'm deaf???! I'm supposed to hear his footfalls or what? So I laughed and he got madder and then the said thing happened.

I quite enjoyed seeing him lose it. But the words got to me.

Next time gun the engine.

He is ignorant and God will smite him with a bad reaction to curry.

 

[zeb1094]

Well, he backed into my car and I bumped him and he got mad and asked me if I was deaf. I laughed. I mean, he walks backwards into my car and asks me if I'm deaf???! I'm supposed to hear his footfalls or what? So I laughed and he got madder and then the said thing happened.

I quite enjoyed seeing him lose it. But the words got to me.

You just made him mess up on his tryout for the Guiness book of world records for walking backwards. I would have honked the horn until he got out of the way.

 

[damppanties]

Next time gun the engine.

He is ignorant and God will smite him with a bad reaction to curry.

I'll leave the smiting to God. There were poilcemen there.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'll leave the smiting to God. There were poilcemen there.

Seriously? and did they call him a dumbass?

 

[damppanties]

You just made him mess up on his tryout for the Guiness book of world records for walking backwards. I would have honked the horn until he got out of the way.

Oh he didn't give me time to honk. Just got off the pavement in front of my car. Nemmind. I'm all ranted out.

 

[damppanties]

Seriously? and did they call him a dumbass?

The policeman didn't know English.

 

[Samandiriel]

The policeman didn't know English.

Are you working at the UN?

 

[damppanties]

Are you working at the UN?

I wouldn't be called a bloody Indian at the UN.

Ok, ok, I'm over it.

 

[Samandiriel]

I wouldn't be called a bloody Indian at the UN.

Ok, ok, I'm over it.

Other than that how was your day Indira?

 

[damppanties]

Other than that how was your day Indira?

Suckful.

And don't you dare make that name stick or I will personally come over there and bring you back from the dead and kill you all over again.

 

[Samandiriel]

Suckful.

And don't you dare make that name stick or I will personally come over there and bring you back from the dead and kill you all over again.

I see. Come sit near Sam and have a cookie. You'll feel better.

I promise I'll only save that as my pet name for you.

 

[zeb1094]

I see. Come sit near Sam and have a cookie. You'll feel better.

I promise I'll only save that as my pet name for you.

Hmmmm......

 

[Samandiriel]

Hmmmm......

Back off buddy, this one is taken.

 

[zeb1094]

Back off buddy, this one is taken.

Oh wasn't going to intrude, just have to remember the pet name thingy!

 

[Samandiriel]

Oh wasn't going to intrude, just have to remember the pet name thingy!

Yikes....I pity you...I wouldn't piss the Damp one off....she knows Karate and several other Japanese words.

 

[zeb1094]

Yikes....I pity you...I wouldn't piss the Damp one off....she knows Karate and several other Japanese words.

Oh, then I my Japanese words would do me no good. Words like Toyota, Suzuki, Yamaha. I could always counter with my Korean words, like Obosal, Anihasimeka.

 

[Aurora Black]

I got called a 'bloody Indian'. Fucking asshole. Walking in front of my car and then... Aaaarrrghhhhhhhhhh!

That fucking racist asshole!

 

[Samandiriel]

Oh, then I my Japanese words would do me no good. Words like Toyota, Suzuki, Yamaha. I could always counter with my Korean words, like Obosal, Anihasimeka.

The force is strong in that one.

 

[zeb1094]

The force is strong in that one.

May the force always be with her!

 

[Samandiriel]

May the force always be with her!

I'm sending her an airhorn for her car.

 

[zeb1094]

I had a guy call me an 'Old Fart' once. I just smiled and told him 'Thank You'. He looked at me and ran away as fast as he could. Guess he didn't like the gleem in my eye or something like that.

 

[Aurora Black]

Oh, then I my Japanese words would do me no good. Words like Toyota, Suzuki, Yamaha. I could always counter with my Korean words, like Obosal, Anihasimeka.

Ohayo, baby.

 

[zeb1094]

I'm sending her an airhorn for her car.

Maybe an airbag bumber. Press a button and it bounce the person back onto the sidewalk.

 

[Samandiriel]

Maybe an airbag bumber. Press a button and it bounce the person back onto the sidewalk.

I like that too.

 

[cloudy]

I honestly think that I may have done more damage to my ankle than I originally thought. The only time it doesn't hurt is when the heating pad is wrapped around it, and it's been a week today.