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Is it true that sex is like pizza, that it's good even when cold? I've never had sex without love, so I have no idea what to think of this saying.
 
Aurora Black said:
Is it true that sex is like pizza, that it's good even when cold? I've never had sex without love, so I have no idea what to think of this saying.
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I don't know what to think either but i like my sex and pizza both without pineapple ;)
 
Harry Leg said:
I don't know what to think either but i like my sex and pizza both without pineapple ;)
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Why? Pineapple sex is nice unless you forget to cut the prickly skin off. :eek: :rolleyes:

Never tried pineapple on pizza, and I never will. Seems odd.
 
its raw here.
yesterday i froze my ass off...stubborn. too stubborn to plug in the space heater.
fuck that noise today.
im not going to get cold.
so there.
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:
 
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when
a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again in the mother
told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the
Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
 
lil_elvis said:
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when
a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again in the mother
told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the
Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came
out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
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*crickets chirping, lone cough* :p
 
*Running naked through the room*

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBATROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
*Running naked through the room*

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBATROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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seagull sicle~
 
rgraham666 said:
Is there something in the water I should know about? :confused:
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tackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackle
hughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughug
nope, nuffin i know about noways.
:kiss:
 
vella_ms said:
tackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackletackle
hughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughughug
nope, nuffin i know about noways.
:kiss:
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:D Thanks vella. I needed that. :kiss:

Oh well. The colours are pretty, so I won't complain.
 
rgraham666 said:
:( I would love to.

But I have no way of getting there.

Sorry. :(
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If I could afford to go to texas I would give you a lift Rob.
But I cant really go there either.
I think you're only about an hour away from me.
 
rgraham666 said:
Me too, beautiful. :(

Maybe I'll try the lottery tomorrow.
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do.
and know what? im going to buy a ticket tonight. if we all try, then you never know...but the percentage goes up.
:kiss:
in all seriousness, rob, i wish i could fly you here.
 
vella_ms said:
do.
and know what? im going to buy a ticket tonight. if we all try, then you never know...but the percentage goes up.
:kiss:
in all seriousness, rob, i wish i could fly you here.
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:D That's a thought that will carry me for a long time.

Keep the faith. Who knows what tomorrow holds? :kiss:
 
rgraham666 said:
:D That's a thought that will carry me for a long time.

Keep the faith. Who knows what tomorrow holds? :kiss:
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lucky will be home in just a few moments.
i have three dollars
we're going out for a beer run. tickets will be bought.
hold tight, sweetie... hold tight.
 
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