Isolated Blurt Thread

[Aurora Black]

Funny thing is that that Miss Kitty is in the Ace Hardware in Greeley, Colorado. The Ace Hardware my dad works at here in Ohio has a Miss Kitty as well, but she's still semi-feral, mean as all get out and shy to boot. Nobody comes to visit her!

I'd grab her bag anyway.

 

[zeb1094]

Help, I'm being held captive in a logging camp in the deep woods of Chicago!

 

[Guest]

Help, I'm being held captive in a logging camp in the deep woods of Chicago!

Now why does that sound like fun?

 

[zeb1094]

Now why does that sound like fun?

For you maybe, but they got me doin' the laundry, the dishes and then I have to clean up all that sawdust and wood chips at night.

 

[Tom Collins]

Now why does that sound like fun?

'Cause you'd love to be heald captive by a bunch of hair, burly, sweaty loggers?
I miss the Budwieser Frogs.

 

[Aurora Black]

'Cause you'd love to be heald captive by a bunch of hair, burly, sweaty loggers?
I miss the Budwieser Frogs.

I can almost hear the dueling banjos now.

 

[Guest]

For you maybe, but they got me doin' the laundry, the dishes and then I have to clean up all that sawdust and wood chips at night.

*snort*

Sorry about that, Cinderfella.

 

[zeb1094]

*snort*

Sorry about that, Cinderfella.

Well at least they promised me when they're done with you, I get you!

 

[Guest]

Well at least they promised me when they're done with you, I get you!

Laughing.

Um - can I take a shower first?

 

[zeb1094]

Laughing.

Um - can I take a shower first?

No! I've always wanted to try sloppy 22nd's.

 

[Guest]

No! I've always wanted to try sloppy 22nd's.

Ick.

But I'm certain that has the makings of a truly disgusting, er, exciting, story.

For someone in the Hot Fucking Sluts category, anyway.

 

[zeb1094]

Ick.

But I'm certain that has the makings of a truly disgusting, er, exciting, story.

For someone in the Hot Fucking Sluts category, anyway.

Of course you take a shower, I want a nice clean sex slave at my beck and call.

I could write you one if you want. Or maybe I already did, Last! - check it out?

 

[Guest]

Of course you take a shower, I want a nice clean sex slave at my beck and call.

I could write you one if you want. Or maybe I already did, Last! - check it out?

I will check it out later?

I'm currently editing my contest entry and don't want to read anything until I'm done. Hopefully I can submit that thing in an hour or two.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

blurt:

Like I needed another thread to show me just how unpopular I am. It's not like I didn't already know.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

blurt:

Like I needed another thread to show me just how unpopular I am. It's not like I didn't already know.

I still love you.


I need to rip out my sinuses.

 

[Guest]

Wireless internet that is better then my home DSL... that is sorta sad... funny but sad....

 

[damppanties]

She stumbles through life, tripping on karma, skipping light-footed through good luck and bad, thumbing her nose at fate. Sprite. Sometimes she alights on my orbit, and that's when my planet's bathed in the soft warmth of the sun. I love her.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She stumbles through life, tripping on karma, skipping light-footed through good luck and bad, thumbing her nose at fate. Sprite. Sometimes she alights on my orbit, and that's when my planet's bathed in the soft warmth of the sun. I love her.

You're not talking about me, are you?

 

[damppanties]

You're not talking about me, are you?

I just realised, it could be you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just realised, it could be you.

Aw, wild thing, you make my heart sing.

 

[Harry Leg]

She stumbles through life, tripping on karma, skipping light-footed through good luck and bad, thumbing her nose at fate. Sprite. Sometimes she alights on my orbit, and that's when my planet's bathed in the soft warmth of the sun. I love her.

beautiful

 

[Honey123]

She stumbles through life, tripping on karma, skipping light-footed through good luck and bad, thumbing her nose at fate. Sprite. Sometimes she alights on my orbit, and that's when my planet's bathed in the soft warmth of the sun. I love her.

That is so very pretty...

 

[damppanties]

Aw, wild thing, you make my heart sing.

 

[damppanties]

beautiful

That is so very pretty...

Thank you. It's just her...

 

[Honey123]

Thank you. It's just her...

and she is very special to have you...