Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Like a fish out of water?

More like a prom queen who doesn't put out.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

More like a prom queen who doesn't put out.

Wow, that's a big difference. I bet you don't feel dirty either.

 

[Guest]

Wow, that's a big difference. I bet you don't feel dirty either.

I never feel dirty.

Except maybe when reading some newbie anal sex porn.

You know the ones. They contain terms like "poop chute" and "Hershey Highway" and the male character usually gives it to her better than she's ever had it in her entire life. And then she CUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Yeah. Those make me feel dirty.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I never feel dirty.

Except maybe when reading some newbie anal sex porn.

You know the ones. They contain terms like "poop chute" and "Hershey Highway" and the male character usually gives it to her better than she's ever had it in her entire life. And then she CUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Yeah. Those make me feel dirty.

I need to shower just from reading that!!! Ewwww.

ps....he always gives it better to her than she's ever had it and she always cums like Niagra falls after a spring melt.

 

[Guest]

I need to shower just from reading that!!! Ewwww.

ps....he always gives it better to her than she's ever had it and she always cums like Niagra falls after a spring melt.

Niagra.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Niagra.

Wouldn't you love to see something like:

He pounded into her like a mad monkey while she flipped through her newest issue of Cosmo. Every once in a while she let out an "OH BABY....that's it....oh yea....*flip*.....I'm going to cum soon.....so hurry up."

 

[Guest]

Wouldn't you love to see something like:

He pounded into her like a mad monkey while she flipped through her newest issue of Cosmo. Every once in a while she let out an "OH BABY....that's it....oh yea....*flip*.....I'm going to cum soon.....so hurry up."

Yes - LOL!

A very bored sounding litany of:

"Yeah.

Um hmm.

Oh, yeah.

You're the best.

Oh, don't stop.

Give it to me.

Oooh, baby, ahhhh.

Are you through yet?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes - LOL!

A very bored sounding litany of:

"Yeah.

Um hmm.

Oh, yeah.

You're the best.

Oh, don't stop.

Give it to me.

Oooh, baby, ahhhh.

Are you through yet?"

Or....

Yea, that's it.....oh baby...did you take out the garbage?

Don't pull the hair, I just had it done.

and just when he's about to cum like a racehorse....
"Oh your Mother called."

 

[Guest]

Or....

Yea, that's it.....oh baby...did you take out the garbage?

Don't pull the hair, I just had it done.

and just when he's about to cum like a racehorse....
"Oh your Mother called."

LMAO!!!

 

[Guest]

Or....

Yea, that's it.....oh baby...did you take out the garbage?

Don't pull the hair, I just had it done.

and just when he's about to cum like a racehorse....
"Oh your Mother called."

Unless that makes him cum harder?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Unless that makes him cum harder?

*Shudder*

 

[Guest]

*Shudder*

 

[Guest]

*Shudder*

I'm so glad I can make you shiver with excitement.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You've never seen my MIL


"Baby flip me over, your garlic breath is killing me."

 

[Guest]

You've never seen my MIL


"Baby flip me over, your garlic breath is killing me."

Oh no!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh no!

That'll learn ya.

 

[Guest]

That'll learn ya.

I've a thick skull - takes awhile.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've a thick skull - takes awhile.

Really? cause I need a new soup bowl.

 

[cloudy]

You've never seen my MIL


"Baby flip me over, your garlic breath is killing me."

you forgot the part where he kiked down the door so he can camed in her face.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

you forgot the part where he kiked down the door so he can camed in her face.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Are you sleeping with a taxidermist?

I wish, maybe then I could get mounted for free.

 

[Guest]

I wish, maybe then I could get mounted for free.

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[zeb1094]

I would imagine there is a line multiple blocks long for that!

I know I would be standing in line!

 

[Guest]