Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

yep.... it can be made with any firm fruit

*snerk*

unrelated blurt: i have a purring pussy on my lap.

 

[dysphemist]

You've caught my act on cable haven't you?

You have a show on cable?

Must find a tv guide...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You have a show on cable?

Must find a tv guide...

Yes. Stupid pet tricks.

 

[Guest]

You've caught my act on cable haven't you?

Yes, with the ping pong balls?

And I've never been able to look at pool cues in the same manner since.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, with the ping pong balls?

And I've never been able to look at pool cues in the same manner since.

Liar, you can't tear your eyes away.

 

[lil_elvis]

A chutney is a piquant relish from the cuisine of India. It is usually eaten in small amounts to add flavor and to accent a meal. There is a great difference in what is understood to be chutney in the East and the West.

A chutney in India is customarily a mixture ground fresh on a curry stone; it consists of a paste of raw ingredients, such as fresh ginger, mint, coriander (cilantro) leaves, sour fruits, Indian mango and/or coconut. In fact, local ingredients considered tasty, stimulating or refreshing to the palate are generally used. The cooks of India are free to create from what is available, within wide limits to make chutney.

Although chutney is of Indian inspiration, western recipes always seem to be cooked combining sugar and vinegar with spices and fruit. Usually mango, but sometimes apples, raisins, pears and apricots or a mixture of fruits and vegetables.

The next time you visit an authentic Indian or Asian restaurant, ask for chutney. There are generally three categories: sweet, hot, and sweet/hot. Be very careful when tasting the hot chutney, it is really very, very hot.

My best bud's gf gave us some green mango/habanero chutney.. Fondly labelled jet fuel jelly. Really hot, but so much else going on too...Wonderful stuff.

 

[lil_elvis]

*snerk*

unrelated blurt: i have a purring pussy on my lap.

I'll take one of those. Have a seat.

 

[entitled]

I'll take one of those. Have a seat.

*climbs aboard*
*puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*

 

[lil_elvis]

*climbs aboard*
*puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*

*lick*

 

[entitled]

*lick*

*nibble*

 

[dysphemist]

Yes, with the ping pong balls?

And I've never been able to look at pool cues in the same manner since.

That conjures up images of the Winona Ryder ping pong balls scene from the South Park movie...

 

[Guest]

That conjures up images of the Winona Ryder ping pong balls scene from the South Park movie...

You, too?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That conjures up images of the Winona Ryder ping pong balls scene from the South Park movie...

I love that movie.

 

[dysphemist]

You, too?

After that movie, I don't think I'll ever look at ping pong balls the same again...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My chicken soup is ready to eat now. I couldn't decide over pasta or rice so I went with orzo.
I'm a happy camper now.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I just woke up from a nap and I was covered in stuffed animals.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just woke up from a nap and I was covered in stuffed animals.

Are you sleeping with a taxidermist?

 

[Guest]

Are you sleeping with a taxidermist?

Sure.

It's the best way to get stuffed.

(God that joke sucked - but someone had to say it!)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sure.

It's the best way to get stuffed.

(God that joke sucked - but someone had to say it!)

Of course you had to volunteer. I would be disappointed if you didn't.

 

[Guest]

Of course you had to volunteer. I would be disappointed if you didn't.

I don't want to lose my place in the bad joke hall of fame.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't want to lose my place in the bad joke hall of fame.

You rule that empire dear.

 

[Guest]

You rule that empire dear.

Oh, good.

And I didn't even have to sleep with any of the judges.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, good.

And I didn't even have to sleep with any of the judges.

Was that confusing for you?

 

[Guest]

Was that confusing for you?

Not confusing.

Just - different.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not confusing.

Just - different.

Like a fish out of water?