Isolated Blurt Thread

[china-doll]

Which is where the ow comes in.

The worst part is when everything echos for the next hour.

 

[lil_elvis]

There's white stuff falling from the sky.

 

[entitled]

There's white stuff falling from the sky.

God has dandruff.

 

[entitled]

The worst part is when everything echos for the next hour.

Course, that's better than not being able to hear anything.

 

[china-doll]

God has dandruff.

I'll put some Head & Shoulders in the offering plate next time I go to church.

 

[china-doll]

Course, that's better than not being able to hear anything.

Not always.

 

[entitled]

It's heeeere! *insert Snoopy suppertime dance here*

 

[Guest]

I am not getting sick I am not getting sick and I am not getting sick

and I would love to see the white stuff

 

[entitled]

There's a spider on my wall.

 

[Guest]

There's a spider on my wall.

should we keep it and put it in someone's bed?

 

[entitled]

should we keep it and put it in someone's bed?

Only after it eats the flies in the house.

 

[Guest]

Only after it eats the flies in the house.

Oh okay well if we have to wait

 

[entitled]

Oh okay well if we have to wait

yep. But we can catch the one under the fridge.

 

[Guest]

yep. But we can catch the one under the fridge.

but
but
but...
the one under the fridge is not as cute

 

[entitled]

but
but
but...
the one under the fridge is not as cute

But it's BIGGER!

 

[sophia jane]

I know I should be ashamed of myself that I've only just now showered and gotten out of my pajamas. But what I should be more ashamed of is that I put on more jammies when I got out of the shower.
But you know what? I'm not ashamed. I don't give a fuck. It's New Year's Eve and I'm single and I don't have to answer to anyone.

Really wish I had booze for tonight, tho.

 

[cloudy]

I know I should be ashamed of myself that I've only just now showered and gotten out of my pajamas. But what I should be more ashamed of is that I put on more jammies when I got out of the shower.
But you know what? I'm not ashamed. I don't give a fuck. It's New Year's Eve and I'm single and I don't have to answer to anyone.

Really wish I had booze for tonight, tho.

I'm in my pj's, and I'm not even a smidgen ashamed.

Wanna get virtually drunk together?

 

[Guest]

I know I should be ashamed of myself that I've only just now showered and gotten out of my pajamas. But what I should be more ashamed of is that I put on more jammies when I got out of the shower.
But you know what? I'm not ashamed. I don't give a fuck. It's New Year's Eve and I'm single and I don't have to answer to anyone.

Really wish I had booze for tonight, tho.

WTF? Single, and no booze on NY Eve!???

Suddenly, the 24 hour liquor store with delivery in your town, starts getting credit card orders from all over the world, all to be delivered to one address. Odd.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm in my pj's, and I'm not even a smidgen ashamed.

Wanna get virtually drunk together?

Yep.

WTF? Single, and no booze on NY Eve!???

Suddenly, the 24 hour liquor store with delivery in your town, starts getting credit card orders from all over the world, all to be delivered to one address. Odd.

I don't think we have one of those. Would be nice if we did cuz not having access to a liquor store is part of what's keeping me sober tonight. I'm just not brave enough to take my 2 yo into a place with lots of glass and shiny things.

 

[impressive]

I'm in my pj's, and I'm not even a smidgen ashamed.

Wanna get virtually drunk together?

Oh, me, too! I wanna play, too!

 

[Guest]

take my 2 yo into a place with lots of glass and shiny things.

Yeah, wouldn't pay to be deemed persona-non-grata from the only liquor store for miles.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I don't think we have one of those. Would be nice if we did cuz not having access to a liquor store is part of what's keeping me sober tonight. I'm just not brave enough to take my 2 yo into a place with lots of glass and shiny things.

You could always put her in the stroller. Too bad they don't have a drive-thru like the ones around here.

Don't feel bad about being in your jammies, I am too and I've also been drunk since 2:30 p.m. It was quite accidental, lol.

 

[Guest]

You could always put her in the stroller. Too bad they don't have a drive-thru like the ones around here.

Don't feel bad about being in your jammies, I am too and I've also been drunk since 2:30 p.m. It was quite accidental, lol.

Accidental? What, did a keg of beer fall off a truck and roll in the front door?

 

[Guest]

Accidental? What, did a keg of beer fall off a truck and roll in the front door?

*sigh*

. . . Such stuff as dreams are made on. . .

 

[sophia jane]

You could always put her in the stroller. Too bad they don't have a drive-thru like the ones around here.

Don't feel bad about being in your jammies, I am too and I've also been drunk since 2:30 p.m. It was quite accidental, lol.

The stroller thing would work if not for the other two kids that I have to keep under control, esp the 4 yo.
I spose I won't die from being sober tonight.

And I'm with Ted- how is it accidental?