Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

The stroller thing would work if not for the other two kids that I have to keep under control, esp the 4 yo.
I spose I won't die from being sober tonight.

And I'm with Ted- how is it accidental?

*screech* How does Ted know these things?!

No, seriously, I sat down with my sister-in-law and we decided we would make the ultimate strawberry daiquiri. Um, it took several tries before we got it right.

 

[sophia jane]

No, seriously, I sat down with my sister-in-law and we decided we would make the ultimate strawberry daiquiri. Um, it took several tries before we got it right.

Oooh that sounds yummy.

 

[Guest]

*sigh*

. . . Such stuff as dreams are made on. . .

With several St. Pauli girls in hot pursuit of the keg, I might add.

 

[entitled]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Carry on.

 

[joeys-game]

Oh yeahhhhh!

 

[rgraham666]

Signing on to the single and sober on New Year's Eve bandwagon.

No pjs though. I don't have any.

 

[sophia jane]

I think I'm going to have to drink this bottle of champage I have. I really don't like champagne at all, but maybe if I mix it with something I can drink enough that it won't matter.

 

[Guest]

I think I'm going to have to drink this bottle of champage I have. I really don't like champagne at all, but maybe if I mix it with something I can drink enough that it won't matter.

Mixing Champagne! The Claifornian in me just shuddered.

Hmm, I do have this bottle of rum left over from my days as a pirate...

 

[sophia jane]

Mixing Champagne! The Claifornian in me just shuddered.

Hmm, I do have this bottle of rum left over from my days as a pirate...

I'd prefer rum to champagne anyday.

 

[Guest]

I'd prefer rum to champagne anyday.

Slip on you sexy pirate wench costume, and join me on the foredeck.

 

[sophia jane]

Slip on you sexy pirate wench costume, and join me on the foredeck.

Aye, cap'n.

 

[Guest]

Slip on you sexy pirate wench costume, and join me on the foredeck.

On your fore-what?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happy New Year folks.

 

[Guest]

Happy New Year folks.

Happy New Year, Bad and Beautiful.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happy New Year, Bad and Beautiful.

I'll send you a kiss at midnight.

 

[Guest]

Happy New Years Abs, you sexy lady.

 

[rgraham666]

Happy New Year, Abs.

 

[sophia jane]

Well fuck. I don't have a corkscrew.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Kisses all around.

 

[hugo_sam]

.......

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think I'm going to have to drink this bottle of champage I have. I really don't like champagne at all, but maybe if I mix it with something I can drink enough that it won't matter.

You could always mix it with oj or cranberry.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well fuck. I don't have a corkscrew.

I found a screwdriver and a shoe works well.

 

[Guest]

 

[entitled]

When I rule the world, I am going to have a giant bullhorn mounted on my car, and when I am driving in poor visibility, I am going to come up behind people and use the bullhorn to yell,

TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS, NUMBNUTS!

hehe... i like you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

hehe... i like you.

Ditto.