Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

My license is for elementary... K-8. I prefer 5th or below but would take whatever.

I'm not sure about the temporary certificate. I have already taught two years, but what I had expired. I haven't seen anything on the state education website about being able to teach before having the license renewed. For the kind of license I have, it takes 45 points to renew it. 1 semester hour is worth 15 points. Once I get it renewed, I believe I only have to teach one more year before getting bumped up to the next license grouping. That license is good for 10 years.

I just have a Bachelor's degree.

I would be on the phone with the state education website. Find yourself someone who knows exactly what you need to get recertified and get every detail.

It's such a hassle, I know, but it sounds as if it could be the quickest way out of your current situation.

You have some experience, supplies, you know what you are doing. It won't be as rough as your first year probably was.

And temporary certificates are easy to acquire, at least in Kansas.

 

[Guest]

 

[Samandiriel]

Well, damn. I was so waiting for the review.

She's a tease and a puritan housewife.

 

[Guest]

She's a tease and a puritan housewife.

Gasp!

Oooh, what you said!

 

[Samandiriel]

Gasp!

Oooh, what you said!

What are you going to do about it...bible banger?

 

[zeb1094]

You folks are not setting a very good example for someone with a box of peppermint bark in the pantry...

Nor someone with a giant tin of homemade chocolate chip cookies in the cupboard.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Nor someone with a giant tin of homemade chocolate chip cookies in the cupboard.

Stop talking about delicious food! You're screwing with my willpower!

 

[impressive]

Something about it reminds me of the ending of "The Herne's Egg." I'm sure if I think on it, I'll remember why.

Do share, as I'm not familiar with the work. I've heard the title mentioned before -- but I've not read it (not even the Cliffs Notes version).

 

[entitled]

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
little dirty birdie feet
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
and i forgot my spoon!

 

[Samandiriel]

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
little dirty birdie feet
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
and i forgot my spoon!

Arkansas potluck?

 

[zeb1094]

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
little dirty birdie feet
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
and i forgot my spoon!

Mmmmm Gopher Stew, hot damn!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Do share, as I'm not familiar with the work. I've heard the title mentioned before -- but I've not read it (not even the Cliffs Notes version).

Shall do, but by PM to avoid boring everyone else to tears.

 

[cloudy]

Shall do, but by PM to avoid boring everyone else to tears.

PLEASE share.

 

[entitled]

Arkansas potluck?

Only if you're bringing the roadkill.

 

[entitled]

Mmmmm Gopher Stew, hot damn!

i prefer squirrel, myself.

 

[Samandiriel]

Only if you're bringing the roadkill.

Got Skunk?

 

[entitled]

Got Skunk?

Under the house. You going to get it?

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm breaking up with Stella, she doesn't worship me enough.

I'm looking for a new shithead.

Sarah???

 

[BlackShanglan]

PLEASE share.

*laugh*

Encouraging me to talk about Yeats? You really are a glutton for punishment.

I will send you a copy of the PM I sent Imp. On its way in a moment.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm breaking up with Stella, she doesn't worship me enough.

Oooh is Stella up for grabs?

*grabgrabgrab*

(just in case)

 

[Samandiriel]

Oooh is Stella up for grabs?

*grabgrabgrab*

(just in case)

Go ahead, dig through my trash, Pony.

 

[entitled]

Go ahead, dig through my trash, Pony.

Sloppy seconds are better than none at all.

 

[Samandiriel]

Sloppy seconds are better than none at all.

Go eat your possum and be quiet.

 

[entitled]

Go eat your possum and be quiet.

Yessum.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Go ahead, dig through my trash, Pony.

Oh, I'm not proud. A star does not lose its beauty or luster when it falls to earth to enchant mere mortals. We are blessed to be near it, and so with Stella.

Shanglan