Isolated Blurt Thread

[SlickTony]

As of today I am seeing how long I can hold out in sexual acts as well as masterbation. Which coming to this site is a giant step in the right direction.

On a side note is that how you spell masterbation?

Please please please please PLEASE! You spell it with a U! Masturbation! ! ! ! !

If I had a dollar for every time I'd seen it spelled with an E, in this forum alone, I'd be rich.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Don't worry you're not missing anything with mine.

I've always had a thing for cowboys... even if they're good guys.

 

[lil_elvis]

I've always had a thing for cowboys... even if they're good guys.

Looks can be deceiving.

You're under arrest.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Where are you?
I haven't spoken with you all day and last night didn't really pan out as planned either.
I have a funny feeling about things.
I hope you're alright.
Wish I could get in touch with you to make sure.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Looks can be deceiving.

You're under arrest.

Oh boy!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My breasts are sore.

 

[entitled]

My breasts are sore.

If i rub them, will they feel better?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If i rub them, will they feel better?

Sounds lovely, but I doubt it.
I've not had my regular cycle in about 3 months (due to stress) and I think retribution is on the way. Should be the mother of all weeks. *sigh*

'Course, I'm never opposed to having a little of that kind of TLC.

 

[entitled]

Sounds lovely, but I doubt it.
I've not had my regular cycle in about 3 months (due to stress) and I think retribution is on the way. Should be the mother of all weeks. *sigh*

'Course, I'm never opposed to having a little of that kind of TLC.

i feel for you.
Have some raspberry tea, it will help.

As long as you don't mind, i'm willing.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i feel for you.
Have some raspberry tea, it will help.

As long as you don't mind, i'm willing.

Mind?
Why on earth would I mind?
Hell, if Vella was home and not so understandably exhausted, I'd ask her.

Never had raspberry tea. Thanks.

 

[zeb1094]

Damn, do I feel lucky. None of this once a month crap. Although they have that new pill out so you only get it 4 times a year. Then again the side effects could be worse than the monthly thingy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My breasts are sore.

What are they mad about?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What are they mad about?

Who knows?
Fuckin' divas.
Got them their own jewelry and everything and all they can do is complain.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Who knows?
Fuckin' divas.
Got them their own jewelry and everything and all they can do is complain.

You spoiled them.

 

[entitled]

Damn, do I feel lucky. None of this once a month crap. Although they have that new pill out so you only get it 4 times a year. Then again the side effects could be worse than the monthly thingy.

Any time you mess around with your body's hormones, there's hell to pay. When you fuck with them THAT much you're just idiotic.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You spoiled them.

*sigh*
I know.
Too late now.
(The real reason is a few posts back.)
At any rate, there's not much I can do now but take it easy on the stairs and keep the 3 year old at least 5 feet away at all times.
ouch

 

[zeb1094]

Any time you mess around with your body's hormones, there's hell to pay. When you fuck with them THAT much you're just idiotic.

Yeah, that's what I figured but there is always someone out there that can take stuff like that and it never bothers them. Just a thought.

 

[entitled]

Yeah, that's what I figured but there is always someone out there that can take stuff like that and it never bothers them. Just a thought.

Won't bother them now. Let them wait a few years and hit menopause. It will come back and bite them eventually.

 

[entitled]

*sigh*
I know.
Too late now.
(The real reason is a few posts back.)
At any rate, there's not much I can do now but take it easy on the stairs and keep the 3 year old at least 5 feet away at all times.
ouch

Bring the youngun here. She can keep the 2 year old occupied.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I try to never complain about mine because it's typically very mild and only every 6 wks or so anyway. Just that delaying the inevitable isn't always pleasant. Also, being lesbian gives me good reason to stay away from any kind of hormone altering meds. I always gain 15 lbs each time I start a new one. No thank you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*sigh*
I know.
Too late now.
(The real reason is a few posts back.)
At any rate, there's not much I can do now but take it easy on the stairs and keep the 3 year old at least 5 feet away at all times.
ouch

Don't make me scroll back, I'm too lazy.
I'll make assumptions, probably wrong ones, but they will be amusing.

 

[zeb1094]

Won't bother them now. Let them wait a few years and hit menopause. It will come back and bite them eventually.

Tell me about it, the wife went through that about 10 years ago, god almight.

It's too hot in here, it's to cold in here. I can't stand it in here. Go somewhere, why bother me, I didn't invent menopause.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Bring the youngun here. She can keep the 2 year old occupied.

If only.
Actually, she's being really good tonight.
Just rambunctuous whenever she wants to snuggle and those happen to be some of her favorite pillahs.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Don't make me scroll back, I'm too lazy.
I'll make assumptions, probably wrong ones, but they will be amusing.

I'm not repeating it.
It depresses me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm not repeating it.
It depresses me.

No depression, that's for doorknobs and insane people........oh, shit. that's me.