maggot420
Literotica Tofu
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well, its not that I'm suddenly afraid...probably, but I think I could be at risk from one of those ice cream headachesminsue said:You can try.....![]()

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well, its not that I'm suddenly afraid...probably, but I think I could be at risk from one of those ice cream headachesminsue said:You can try.....![]()

Sssshhh....breathe. You are such a metrosexual.Belegon said:Damn it...new haircut is too short. I felt like she was cutting it shorter then I said...but figured she knew what she was doing. After all, she's the professional, right? Luckily, hair grows. Unfortunately, at it's own pace. I can't fix it overnight. Grrrrrrrr...
Belegon said:Damn it...new haircut is too short. I felt like she was cutting it shorter then I said...but figured she knew what she was doing. After all, she's the professional, right? Luckily, hair grows. Unfortunately, at it's own pace. I can't fix it overnight. Grrrrrrrr...
*tearful smile*BlackShanglan said:Relief and utter gratitude.
Big Girl is fine. Benign cyst, the vet says. Just need to watch in case it enlarges. But nothing that looks at all like cancer.
Thank you all of you for your kind comments.
And thank you, my Maker. I wasn't ready for this, and am grateful in ways I could never say.
Shanglan

minsue said:Sssshhh....breathe. You are such a metrosexual.![]()
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hugo_sam said:Mmmm Invisibility pills are still working! Now if I could just figure out why?
Just slide on out quietly.
Happens to the best of us, Sam.hugo_sam said:Mmmm Invisibility pills are still working! Now if I could just figure out why?
Just slide on out quietly.
No slights are ever intentional.carsonshepherd said:if you're trying to torture me or punish me, it's working.
BlackShanglan said:I was trying to excite you, damnit.
Too much sting on the crop?
BlackShanglan said:*happy sigh*
My kind of man.
carsonshepherd said:on the other hand I know someone who deserves a good flogging a lot more than I do....
BlackShanglan said:*look of wistful hope*
I don't suppose there's any chance that it's me?
BlackShanglan said:Relief and utter gratitude.
Big Girl is fine. Benign cyst, the vet says. Just need to watch in case it enlarges. But nothing that looks at all like cancer.
Thank you all of you for your kind comments.
And thank you, my Maker. I wasn't ready for this, and am grateful in ways I could never say.
Shanglan
You okay LRJ?lilredjammies said:Do you think you people could talk less during my workday, and more when I am home and talk back without having to scroll 5 pages to make sure I'm not repeating someone else's blurt?
Is that so much to ask?
*droops pathetically onto handy chaise*

Sounds like a long day LRJ,lilredjammies said:Do you think you people could talk less during my workday, and more when I am home and talk back without having to scroll 5 pages to make sure I'm not repeating someone else's blurt?
Is that so much to ask?
*droops pathetically onto handy chaise*
minsue said:Originally Posted by Belegon
Damn it...new haircut is too short. I felt like she was cutting it shorter then I said...but figured she knew what she was doing. After all, she's the professional, right? Luckily, hair grows. Unfortunately, at it's own pace. I can't fix it overnight. Grrrrrrrr...
Sssshhh....breathe. You are such a metrosexual.![]()
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Carson said:OMG, you're psychic, I was just thinking the same thing
Belegon said:So I call my wife to ask about what the plans are for the evening...and I tell her about my frustration...then I tell her about these two...then I have to explain to her what a "metrosexual" is...
and she says...unprompted...
wait for it...
"well, you do have a lot of shoes...."
I knew I liked her for a reason.Belegon said:So I call my wife to ask about what the plans are for the evening...and I tell her about my frustration...then I tell her about these two...then I have to explain to her what a "metrosexual" is...
and she says...unprompted...
wait for it...
"well, you do have a lot of shoes...."

I never knew it could be so fast.lilredjammies said:Congrats, Lizzie-Bet!![]()