Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

watching kids is like watching a soap opera written by someone on acid

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

So I call my wife to ask about what the plans are for the evening...and I tell her about my frustration...then I tell her about these two...then I have to explain to her what a "metrosexual" is...

and she says...unprompted...

wait for it...

"well, you do have a lot of shoes...."

*dies laughing* my life just became complete.

 

[Guest]

 

[matriarch]

cant i have just a lick?

Oi !!!!!!!!!

Hands off the goose.
She's reserved, all licking has been booked in advance.
No further takers.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Oi !!!!!!!!!

Hands off the goose.
She's reserved, all licking has been booked in advance.
No further takers.

Hi Mat!! How you doing??

 

[matriarch]

Hi Mat!! How you doing??

Wow!
Is this a mirage I see before me????
Do I know you?
Oh, I know, my Tate companion. I remember you now.
How the devil are you, woman??

 

[Goldie Munro]

Wow!
Is this a mirage I see before me????
Do I know you?
Oh, I know, my Tate companion. I remember you now.
How the devil are you, woman??

LOL Im goodish - major stressed over new job and having computer probs but still here!! How are you??

 

[matriarch]

LOL Im goodish - major stressed over new job and having computer probs but still here!! How are you??

Happily and wilfully unemployed.
Ecstatically in love.

That do?

(She says 'works for me. )

 

[Goldie Munro]

Happily and wilfully unemployed.
Ecstatically in love.

That do?

(She says 'works for me. )

WOW! Good on ya (I think!!)

 

[Guest]

WOW! Good on ya (I think!!)

hELLO GOLDIE!
good to kinda see you.

 

[Goldie Munro]

hELLO GOLDIE!
good to kinda see you.

You too - hope you and Lucky are well...

 

[BigAndTall]

I feel lost

 

[Guest]

You too - hope you and Lucky are well...

we are dahlink, thank you
what have you been up to? 'sides having puter problems.

 

[Guest]

I feel lost

my drawing skills suck or id offer to draw you a map.
you ok?

 

[Goldie Munro]

we are dahlink, thank you
what have you been up to? 'sides having puter problems.

Work, work and oh yes work!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Wanna Fuck?

 

[Goldie Munro]

I feel lost

Lost lost or just lost?

 

[Guest]

Wanna Fuck?

love that av
answer:
yes
lets go outside shall we?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

love that av
answer:
yes
lets go outside shall we?

 

[Goldie Munro]

Wanna Fuck?

Yes please!

 

[Goldie Munro]

Wanna Fuck?

That was an open invite - yes?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Yes please!

What are you wearing?

(It's imperative to mood setting and toy selection.)

 

[Guest]

What are you wearing?

(It's imperative to mood setting and toy selection.)

i vote strap on
and
small, loud vibrating device.

 

[Goldie Munro]

What are you wearing?

(It's imperative to mood setting and toy selection.)

Is it? Really? Well I never!