Isolated Blurt Thread

[arienette]

well, I have no TV issues but I'm right with you on the fucking writer's block! Damn it!

Bel! I've missed you.
I'm making coffee now, so I should be okay. Making coffee in my bedroom at 3:30am. This is great!

 

[sophia jane]

Home safely.

*hugs*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm so tired of hurting physically and emotionally.

It must be fun to torment me. Glad I could keep you amused.

You're right, I'll be sad and alone in the end, but I'll take it over being shit on.

 

[logophile]

And that, my dear, is why I never ask for help in the first place.

 

[lil_elvis]

I'm so tired of hurting physically and emotionally.

It must be fun to torment me. Glad I could keep you amused.

You're right, I'll be sad and alone in the end, but I'll take it over being shit on.

We won't shit on you, but we won't leave you alone either.

 

[impressive]

I'm so tired of hurting physically and emotionally.

It must be fun to torment me. Glad I could keep you amused.

You're right, I'll be sad and alone in the end, but I'll take it over being shit on.

You might be sad, but you will NOT be alone.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We won't shit on you, but we won't leave you alone either.

Promise to kick me when I'm down???

 

[Remec]

Promise to kick me when I'm down???

With both feet while wearing steel-toed work boots, if ya want.

 

[lil_elvis]

Promise to kick me when I'm down???

Sorry, not my style.

How about we just roll around on the floor together?

 

[Remec]

My damn head feels like it's THIS FRIGGIN' BIG!!! this morning.

 

[entitled]

i'm such a goober

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sorry, not my style.

How about we just roll around on the floor together?

Can't, reminds me too much of when I used to wrestle gators.

 

[lil_elvis]

Can't, reminds me too much of when I used to wrestle gators.

I always wondered how you could afford those matching shoes and handbag.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I always wondered how you could afford those matching shoes and handbag.

That home taxidermy course paid off....I have left overs, need a belt?

 

[McKenna]

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!


Do NOT call me on Friday night after 5:00 and leave a message asking me to return your call concerning the position I just interviewed for, only to tell me on Monday (when I could finally reach someone at the office) that you wanted to let me know you offered the job to someone else! FUCKING MORONS!!! That kind of information you should leave in a voice message! It's inhumane to let the interviewee sweat it out for an entire weekend wondering what the fuck your call could mean if not that you were offering her the position!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[impressive]

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!


Do NOT call me on Friday night after 5:00 and leave a message asking me to return your call concerning the position I just interviewed for, only to tell me on Monday (when I could finally reach someone at the office) that you wanted to let me know you offered the job to someone else! FUCKING MORONS!!! That kind of information you should leave in a voice message! It's inhumane to let the interviewee sweat it out for an entire weekend wondering what the fuck your call could mean if not that you were offering her the position!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You want me to bust their kneecaps?

 

[rgraham666]

Sigh. Sorry McKenna.

Why do I think that modern management has learned all it knows from the NKVD?

 

[McKenna]

You want me to bust their kneecaps?

Yes. And please make it as painful as possible. I'm not feeling very charitable or stable at the moment.

Sigh. Sorry McKenna.

Why do I think that modern management has learned all it knows from the NKVD?

Blurt:
I think I'm going to offer myself up for adoption. Fucking eh, I'm so sick of this shit.

 

[rgraham666]

Blurt:
I think I'm going to offer myself up for adoption. Fucking eh, I'm so sick of this shit.

Running out to fill in the appropriate documentation as we speak.

 

[Dar~]

McK, So sorry sweety. That is a really shitty thing to do. That offer for the nanny job and living in my walk in closet still stands

 

[McKenna]

Do you want to know a secret?

When I am feeling vulnerable or nervous, I have a tendency to stutter.

This is why it's difficult for me to speak on the phone sometimes or to speak to people I haven't previously met.

It's also why I prefer written communication, be it letters or chats or stories. No stuttering, just the occasional spelling error.

 

[tolyk]

Do you want to know a secret?

When I am feeling vulnerable or nervous, I have a tendency to stutter.

This is why it's difficult for me to speak on the phone sometimes or to speak to people I haven't previously met.

It's also why I prefer written communication, be it letters or chats or stories. No stuttering, just the occasional spelling error.

I'm the exact same.. I am much more communicative in writing. It wasn't always like that though, I recall a point in my life where I would say exactly what I wanted to say, when I wanted to say it.. Haven't thought about that in quite some time, still don't know exactly what changed...

 

[minsue]

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!


Do NOT call me on Friday night after 5:00 and leave a message asking me to return your call concerning the position I just interviewed for, only to tell me on Monday (when I could finally reach someone at the office) that you wanted to let me know you offered the job to someone else! FUCKING MORONS!!! That kind of information you should leave in a voice message! It's inhumane to let the interviewee sweat it out for an entire weekend wondering what the fuck your call could mean if not that you were offering her the position!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That's just wrong.

 

[The_Darkness]

I like coconuts.

 

[Dar~]

I am still in my jammies on a monday. Being a stay at home mom has it's perks