Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

I need lots of good vibes sent my way about 3:00 PM MST.

Maybe only one vibe or two if that's all you can spare.

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[Dar~]

I am gainfully employed . . .wow.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am gainfully employed . . .wow.

I'm a white trash welfare mom...wanna smell my foodstamps?

 

[Dar~]

I'm a white trash welfare mom...wanna smell my foodstamps?

Girl, let me show you around my trailer. . .

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Girl, let me show you around my trailer. . .

I made an outfit for your flamingo.

 

[Dar~]

I made an outfit for your flamingo.

YAY!!! He's looking a little out of season in his Bunny outfit. All the yard gnomes are laughing at him.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

YAY!!! He's looking a little out of season in his Bunny outfit. All the yard gnomes are laughing at him.

I hate when that happens.........oh, you better give the truck tire another coat of paint if you're going to plant mums.

 

[Dar~]

Eventually, I plan to fill the toilets with pansies. The truck needs a coat of rust scraped off first.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Eventually, I plan to fill the toilets with pansies. The truck needs a coat of rust scraped off first.

You have such a flair for decorating! I'm waiting until the end of the month to take the couch off my porch.

 

[cloudy]

You have such a flair for decorating! I'm waiting until the end of the month to take the couch off my porch.

The refridgerator stays on ours all year long....why not the couch?

 

[Dar~]

Its about time you got that couch off your porch. I told you it would look better out in your dandilion patch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The refridgerator stays on ours all year long....why not the couch?

We take them in up North.

Weasels ate my dandelions.

 

[cloudy]

We take them in up North.

Weasels ate my dandelions.

I leave my christmas lights up all year too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I leave my christmas lights up all year too.

Well what's the point in taking them down when you have Christmas in July? I put a Hawaiian shirt on Santa.

The kids are sad cause winters coming and they won't be able to go outside in the yard and play 'whack a mole'.

 

[cloudy]

Well what's the point in taking them down when you have Christmas in July? I put a Hawaiian shirt on Santa.

The kids are sad cause winters coming and they won't be able to go outside in the yard and play 'whack a mole'.

Bring 'em down here...they can play lawn darts with mine.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bring 'em down here...they can play lawn darts with mine.

Just make sure those darts are sharp!!!

 

[cloudy]

Just make sure those darts are sharp!!!

well, DUH!

 

[matriarch]

*Reeling from the effects of surreal conversation, backing out slowly*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*Reeling from the effects of surreal conversation, backing out slowly*

You just never learn do you???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

well, DUH!

Just checking.

 

[Dar~]

*Reeling from the effects of surreal conversation, backing out slowly*

What, Brits don't hunt lawn deer?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What, Brits don't hunt lawn deer?

No...lawn fox.

 

[Dar~]

No...lawn fox.

on their stick horses?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

on their stick horses?

Yes. While all dressed up in Red Coats and johdpurs.(sp)

 

[Dar~]

Yes. While all dressed up in Red Coats and johdpurs.(sp)

don't forget the bugle.
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Mat's gonna whoop us.