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Why is it so hard to find a single, intelligent man with a sense of humor and a healthy sex drive? That's not all that much to ask is it?
 
sophia jane said:
Why is it so hard to find a single, intelligent man with a sense of humor and a healthy sex drive? That's not all that much to ask is it?
what about an attached, intelligent female with a sense of humour and a rampant sex drive? *wink wink*
 
ABSTRUSE said:
You really need to learn how to play hard to get.
oh, never mind. I wouldn't want to fuck you anyway.




How was that, you wanna fuck now?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I wouldn't either. :rolleyes:
yeah well, that gaunt witchy face of yours and that skanky oozing gash you call a vagina isn't really all that lickable.
 
Dar~ said:
yeah well, that gaunt witchy face of yours and that skanky oozing gash you call a vagina isn't really all that lickable.
Sweet talk doesn't work on me.
 
Dar~ said:
yeah well, that gaunt witchy face of yours and that skanky oozing gash you call a vagina isn't really all that lickable.


Oh, Dar~ ... you are no longer an acolyte sarcastibitch. You rule!

;)
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
More like I've been run over by a Mack truck... but then I guess that would make me squishy.
:kiss: been there a lot lately.
 
I am wearing lipstick, pantyhose, AND a skirt. I'm unsure when the last time this phenomena occured.

I need to go put on some jeans so I can feel like myself again.

:D
 
McKenna said:
I am wearing lipstick, pantyhose, AND a skirt. I'm unsure when the last time this phenomena occured.

I need to go put on some jeans so I can feel like myself again.

:D

Can I get a pic first? :devil:
 
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