Isolated Blurt Thread

[ElizabethWest]

Damn my thoughtless tongue.

 

[carsonshepherd]

It does suck, but it's good not to feel singled out. I think this time I've outwitted the trolls by writing a poem that will never make it onto the top list.

umm yeah, it's..... puzzling (great though)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

umm yeah, it's..... puzzling (great though)

Thank you.

Dear Laurel, please make me blow a breathalizer the next time I submit. Love, Scarlett

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thank you.

Dear Laurel, please make me blow a breathalizer the next time I submit. Love, Scarlett

ah the drunken Lit submission.....

 

[minsue]

Thank you.

Dear Laurel, please make me blow a breathalizer the next time I submit. Love, Scarlett

Oh, hell. I'd never have any submissions then.

 

[logophile]

Well, I guess that's that then.
At least dinner was good.

 

[minsue]

Well, I guess that's that then.
At least dinner was good.

Hard night, sweets?

 

[logophile]

Hard night, sweets?

Not hard, exactly.
But clarifying, for sure.

How's you, lovely goosey?

 

[minsue]

Not hard, exactly.
But clarifying, for sure.

How's you, lovely goosey?

Clarity can be good. A pain in the ass, but good.

I's exhausted, but otherwise well. Only 3 more days of work and then I'm off for an unprecedented 18 fucking vacation days. If'n I wasn't so damn tired I'd dance. Good thing there's nanas to do that for me.

 

[Dar~]

Yawn!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The_Darkness]

I've found another thing to add to the "things I didn't want to hear my mother say" list.

The first one is (after coming home from spending the night at the girlfriend's place) hearing your mother say "is that a pubic hair in your teeth?" and then checking to find out that she was right.

The second one is not wearing underwear and then having your mother kindly ask you to zip your fly.

 

[Belegon]

You have a lot of nerve, Jackass, for even thinking I owe you squat.

You did nothing for me.

You are nothing to me.

Now fuck off.

everybody remind me not to piss her off...

 

[Belegon]

Well, I guess that's that then.
At least dinner was good.

sorry about that love...I know you would have preferred a different outcome...

 

[joeys-game]

It has to be a conspiracy!
Where you in on it, goddamn it?

 

[Honey123]

Muse!!!!! Where Have You Gone?

 

[Guest]

Muse!!!!! Where Have You Gone?

I'm here babe.

Give me a story idea suggested by these two words : popsicle beach.

 

[Belegon]

*blurt*

playing hard to get is NOT my strong point....

*/blurt*

 

[impressive]

*blurt*

playing hard to get is NOT my strong point....

*/blurt*

slut

 

[Honey123]

*blurt*

playing hard to get is NOT my strong point....

*/blurt*

Just as long as you get hard when you're playing....

Be strong my handsome friend... es

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Muse!!!!! Where Have You Gone?

I think it's on vacation with mine and they're laughing at us.

 

[Honey123]

I think it's on vacation with mine and they're laughing at us.

Bitches...frollicking and laughing....Bitch Muses!

 

[sophia jane]

I think it's on vacation with mine and they're laughing at us.

Mine's gone too. Maybe they're having a threesome.

 

[The_Darkness]

It's a shame that some people don't have the common sense God gave to a cabbage. It's probably more of a shame that I don't feel bad for laughing at them.

 

[Dar~]

Mine's gone too. Maybe they're having a threesome.

foursome, and without us. cunts!

 

[The_Darkness]

foursome, and without us. cunts!

I've got mine locked in the basement in a box. Sometimes I kick it on the way by.