Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

This is a quote provided by a friend in regards to homosexual marriage. It was so perfect.


"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner"

That's brilliant.

 

[carsonshepherd]

To what's his name:

fuck off much?

 

[Rhys]

Mmmmm I like toys.

 

[carsonshepherd]

T rex anyone...

20th Century Boy

Friends say it's fine
Friends say it's good
Everybody says it's just like rock and roll
I move like a cat
Charge like a ram
Sting like a bee
Babe I want to be your man
Well it's plain to see
You were meant for me
Yea I'm your toy
Your 20th century boy
Fly like a plane
Drive like a car
Ball like a hound
Babe I want to be your man
20th century boy
I want to be your toy
20th century boy
I want to be your toy

 

[cantdog]

While the music played you worked by candlelight
Those san francisco nights
You were the best in town

Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl
You turned it on the world
That’s when you turned the world around

Did you feel like jesus
Did you realize
That you were a champion in their eyes


On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
But yours was kitchen clean
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home

Every a-frame had your number on the wall
You must have had it all
You’d go to l.a. on a dare
And you’d go it alone

Could you live forever
Could you see the day
Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away


Get along, get along kid charlemagne
Get along kid charlemagne


Now your patrons have all left you in the red
Your low rent friends are dead
This life can be very strange

All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face
They’ve joined the human race
Some things will never change

Son you were mistaken
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street


Get along, get along kid charlemagne
Get along kid charlemagne


Clean this mess up else we’ll all end up in jail
Those test tubes and the scale
Just get them all out of here

Is there gas in the car
Yes, there’s gas in the car
I think the people down the hall
Know who you are

Careful what you carry
’cause the man is wise
You are still an outlaw in their eyes


Get along, get along kid charlemagne
Get along kid charlemagne


....with spiraling little guitar lines and a sneer in the delivery. A tribute song, I believe, to a legend named (or sort of named) Owsley. You hadda be there.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*sputter* Holy Fuck!

 

[Rhys]

more than a mouthful.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*sputter* Holy Fuck!

Double holy fuck, Batman. *clicks 'save as'*

 

[ElizabethWest]

Double holy fuck, Batman. *clicks 'save as'*

Glad I wasn't the only one...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

On a subject totally not related to Rhys' dick for once...

That fucking mouse who has invaded my kitchen the last four nights ate the peanut butter off three traps overnight. I'm gonna get that little bastard.

 

[Dar~]

Sorry Scarlet, I can't get past the thought of missing a really big cock. someone must connect the image so I can move on.

 

[impressive]

Apathy sucks.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Sorry Scarlet, I can't get past the thought of missing a really big cock. someone must connect the image so I can move on.

You only missed the top of it, not the whole shaft.

 

[Dar~]

You only missed the top of it, not the whole shaft.

Okay . . I will move on.

About your mouse, have you tried tying bacon to the trap. Worked for my moms mice.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Okay . . I will move on.

About your mouse, have you tried tying bacon to the trap. Worked for my moms mice.

Naw, I haven't tried. I'll give it a shot. My four year old suggested we get a robot cat, just in case it happens to be a robot mouse.

 

[Dar~]

Naw, I haven't tried. I'll give it a shot. My four year old suggested we get a robot cat, just in case it happens to be a robot mouse.

That's adorable. my mom used to bait our traps with bacon and she'd smear peanut butter on the base of the trap. The mouse is there longer that way.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I think I'm invisible this morning.

 

[Dar~]

I think I'm invisible this morning.

OOO invisiboob!!! *groping about blindly hoping to find a boob*

 

[impressive]

blurt

 

[Guest]

sometimes the taste...
lingers.

 

[ElizabethWest]

On a subject totally not related to Rhys' dick for once...

That fucking mouse who has invaded my kitchen the last four nights ate the peanut butter off three traps overnight. I'm gonna get that little bastard.

I was serious when I offered you Brodie. He's a great little mouser.

 

[Guest]

Parp.

 

[cloudy]

I posted this earlier in Abs, but the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

RANT AHEAD - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Dislcaimer: this has nothing to do with the Schiavo case, and is not aimed at anyone in particular.

Why? Why do so many see something tragic happen, and instead of thinking about how sad it is, they seem to think, "Oh, look! This proves I'm right about (insert whatever political thought here you want)!"

They waste no time grieving, no time feeling for the families involved, or wondering why something happened. Nope. It's right on to proving their point on some issue that's near and dear to them: gun control, which political party is in office, new laws should be made, laws should be repealed...you name it. All in the name of being "right."

Where is the compassion? Where does trying to understand fit into the "political agenda"? When did we, as a people, lose our capacity to feel another's pain? Why is being "right" so much more important than feeling something - anything?

Well....here's for those who turn a tragedy into a political grandstand: You suck, and I'm ashamed to be part of the same race you are.

END OF RANT - PLEASE CONTINUE

 

[Guest]

I posted this earlier in Abs, but the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

RANT AHEAD - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Dislcaimer: this has nothing to do with the Schiavo case, and is not aimed at anyone in particular.

Why? Why do so many see something tragic happen, and instead of thinking about how sad it is, they seem to think, "Oh, look! This proves I'm right about (insert whatever political thought here you want)!"

They waste no time grieving, no time feeling for the families involved, or wondering why something happened. Nope. It's right on to proving their point on some issue that's near and dear to them: gun control, which political party is in office, new laws should be made, laws should be repealed...you name it. All in the name of being "right."

Where is the compassion? Where does trying to understand fit into the "political agenda"? When did we, as a people, lose our capacity to feel another's pain? Why is being "right" so much more important than feeling something - anything?

Well....here's for those who turn a tragedy into a political grandstand: You suck, and I'm ashamed to be part of the same race you are.

END OF RANT - PLEASE CONTINUE

Well said, sweetie. Very well said indeed.

 

[cloudy]

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