Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

I have decided what I need.

It's not a good fuck. (although I wouldn't turn one down.)

It's a kiss. A real kiss... starting out light and hesitant. Then a touch of tongue, just a taste - then the urge grows for more... tongue slides past lips, teeth... tasting it more fully as they play. Hands move more and more urgently, pulling bodies closer. A breathless moan. A hand to the ass as the kiss becomes like biting, pausing here and there for tiny soft kisses over the jaw, a nibble to the chin... hands pulling up the back of the shirt to contact more skin...

Yeah, so that's what I need.

 

[Dar~]

Okay Carson, that was mean.

 

[carsonshepherd]

This is why I suck at relationships... you only get that kind of kiss at the beginning, yannow? the kind of kiss that might lead to something else and it might not and the uncertainty is what makes you want it so much it hurts, and if it does lead somewhere it will be somewhere you've never been before.

 

[Dar~]

Wow, Carson, you need to get yourself an on the side boyfriend. You are sounding so depressed and unlike your cynical self.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm not depressed. I'd settle for a good fuck

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Why couldn't I have quiet children?

 

[Celtic Princess]

I would fail that test...

I know plenty of guys who would, but it's the test itself that provides the entertainment.

 

[Belegon]

I would fail that test...

I wouldn't....

 

[carsonshepherd]

*swoon*


Check out this pic Bel....

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[carsonshepherd]

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[Kara.]

(scroll down to the link)

You are so fucking lazy.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Amusing

Has anyone else receieved something like this? I need to preface this "feedback" by saying that I have no idea who this is and have never knowingly been in contact with the person who sent it, but they seemed to be under the impression I was going to write something for them. Anyway, the "request" was amusing.

"Comments:

There is one idea on my mind for few weeks, about story of course.
U said that u will write story about incest only if that include hot sisters.
Well my idea include sisters, three of them.
Their family lives in New York, wich is center of the world, but sisters decide
to
go to college and school on the west coast to LA.
Sisters are:
Nikki (19), Tiffany (18), Kari (17, shee will be 18 in a few months);
They are all in good shape, long hairs. great asses and 38E, 38DDD, 38DDD.
They have little secret, they are secret lovers
There is also a genetic thing in their family, they enjoy in fisting both
pussy and ass.
In LA sexy sisters will discover true life and lots of celebrity, male and
female.
This could be great story if you decide to write it, and please let me know
about
your decision, what ever it will be, on . . .

My response was . . . hunh?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Has anyone else receieved something like this? I need to preface this "feedback" by saying that I have no idea who this is and have never knowingly been in contact with the person who sent it, but they seemed to be under the impression I was going to write something for them. Anyway, the "request" was amusing.

My response was . . . hunh?

"Hunh" pretty well sums it up for me too. I can see why this person didn't want to write it, the spelling and grammar in just the request was appalling.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

.....

 

[Guest]

i miss
kissing your bare shoulder when i awaken
i miss
staring at your silhouette as you sleep
i miss
the smell of you on my skin
i miss
the sight of your love, blatantly shining in your eyes
i miss
the sound of your laughter
i miss you...

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd settle for a good fuck

I didn't get one.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I didn't get one.

Sorry sweets.

Isolated blurt: I'm free!!!

 

[angelicminx]

I have decided what I need.

It's not a good fuck. (although I wouldn't turn one down.)

It's a kiss. A real kiss... starting out light and hesitant. Then a touch of tongue, just a taste - then the urge grows for more... tongue slides past lips, teeth... tasting it more fully as they play. Hands move more and more urgently, pulling bodies closer. A breathless moan. A hand to the ass as the kiss becomes like biting, pausing here and there for tiny soft kisses over the jaw, a nibble to the chin... hands pulling up the back of the shirt to contact more skin...

Yeah, so that's what I need.

Ummm... Carson?... Could I... uh... maybe... volunteer? <fanning self>

I'm with Beth on the fuck, too. Oh, wait... she didn't mean free like that did she. She meant free of her spouse... hehehe

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm free!!!

Major congrats! If it wasn't for the house arrest, I'd take a road trip to celebrate with ya.

 

[Guest]

Isolated blurt: I'm free!!!

Hello Mr Humphries, how long have you been lurking?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Some people need to get some ethics... or at least a conscience.

 

[Honey123]

Fuck!!!! I Am A Stupid Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Eeeek! There's a mouse in my kitchen!!!!!

 

[Celtic Princess]

This is a quote provided by a friend in regards to homosexual marriage. It was so perfect.


"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner"

 

[ElizabethWest]

Eeeek! There's a mouse in my kitchen!!!!!

Wanna borrow my terrier? He's caught at least a dozen.

Now about this road trip...does it work in reverse?