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Dear god...NOW what do I have to do?... I've already...nevermind...carsonshepherd said:That depends
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ElizabethWest
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Scarlett, he is adorable!! It almost makes me want to have one. Almost...OhMissScarlett said:
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I just got asked out for the first time in almost twelve years.
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Passive agressive only gets you so far.
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Passive agressive only gets you so far.
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Thanks. He's very cute, but notice he's still an only child.elizabethwest said:
You got asked out?! Yay! A lesbian flirted with me today, in real life even.
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I would rather be flirted with by a lesbian than go out with this guy. But it's nice to be asked. I told him I was waiting until my divorce was final. That should put him off for a couple of months.OhMissScarlett said:Thanks. He's very cute, but notice he's still an only child.
You got asked out?! Yay! A lesbian flirted with me today, in real life even.
Why is what's-his-name in a snit?
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elizabethwest said:
You'll just have to come up with another excuse then... but it's always nice to be wanted.
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I have two months to prepare. Even I can think that fast on my feet.Celtic Princess said:
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Rhys said:
*cringes under the whip of the slave driver*
I'm writing! I swear!
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OhMissScarlett said:
BTW - I
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Rhys said:
Don't beat me....
Hmmm, wait a minute, let me think that one over...
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Are you sure?
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Rhys said:
Do me instead?
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Celtic Princess said:
Why not, you're already in the position....
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carsonshepherd said:Why not, you're already in the position....
The one on my knees with my mouth op... um, wait. Which position was that again?
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Looking for a new roommate?
Available immediately: one beagle, male, 1 year old. Neutered and housetrained, all shots. Extremely cute, loves kids and toys and tummy rubs. Interests include eating rolls of toilet paper, destroying cordless phones, shredding newspapers, turning over garbage cans, chewing up belts, and digging holes. Comes with: leash, collar, food pan. Also, you can have my boyfriend. He isn't good for much except driving you around, but he does do laundry every once in awhile.
Please call soon.
Available immediately: one beagle, male, 1 year old. Neutered and housetrained, all shots. Extremely cute, loves kids and toys and tummy rubs. Interests include eating rolls of toilet paper, destroying cordless phones, shredding newspapers, turning over garbage cans, chewing up belts, and digging holes. Comes with: leash, collar, food pan. Also, you can have my boyfriend. He isn't good for much except driving you around, but he does do laundry every once in awhile.
Please call soon.
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Hmm. I'll take the leash and the collar, the rest don't sound like anything I don't already have.carsonshepherd said:
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No takers on the beagle? Come on.... he's really really cute. He fetches too. He can't do laundry, but he could help with your gardening. As long as you like a lot of random holes.
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You know my weakness for dogs. If no one else wants him...carsonshepherd said:
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Carson, doncha know you are suppose to keep crocus bulbs handy when you have a digger in the house! When he digs you toss in a few bulbs then cover in the hole. In the spring, you will have beautiful crocus' all over your yard. When the blossoms die out and the grass needs cutting, have at it, they will pop up next year.
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