ElizabethWest
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Dear god...NOW what do I have to do?... I've already...nevermind...carsonshepherd said:That depends![]()
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Dear god...NOW what do I have to do?... I've already...nevermind...carsonshepherd said:That depends![]()
Scarlett, he is adorable!! It almost makes me want to have one. Almost...OhMissScarlett said:Lol! Yeah every day he was like "Uncle Carson, get up, it's sunshiney out!"
Cherish your sleep, people with no children.
Thanks. He's very cute, but notice he's still an only child.elizabethwest said:Scarlett, he is adorable!! It almost makes me want to have one. Almost...
I would rather be flirted with by a lesbian than go out with this guy. But it's nice to be asked. I told him I was waiting until my divorce was final. That should put him off for a couple of months.OhMissScarlett said:Thanks. He's very cute, but notice he's still an only child.![]()
You got asked out?! Yay! A lesbian flirted with me today, in real life even.
elizabethwest said:I would rather be flirted with by a lesbian than go out with this guy. But it's nice to be asked. I told him I was waiting until my divorce was final. That should put him off for a couple of months.
Why is what's-his-name in a snit?
I have two months to prepare. Even I can think that fast on my feet.Celtic Princess said:You'll just have to come up with another excuse then... but it's always nice to be wanted.

Rhys said:He's *writing* under a *deadline* for ME.
Leave him alone.
OhMissScarlett said:Lol! Yeah every day he was like "Uncle Carson, get up, it's sunshiney out!"
Cherish your sleep, people with no children.
the King of Spongebob. 
carsonshepherd said:*cringes under the whip of the slave driver*
I'm writing! I swear!
Rhys said:No, you are posting dickhead.
write.

carsonshepherd said:Don't beat me....
Hmmm, wait a minute, let me think that one over...![]()
carsonshepherd said:Why not, you're already in the position....![]()
Hmm. I'll take the leash and the collar, the rest don't sound like anything I don't already have.carsonshepherd said:Available immediately: one beagle, male, 1 year old. Neutered and housetrained, all shots. Extremely cute, loves kids and toys and tummy rubs. Interests include eating rolls of toilet paper, destroying cordless phones, shredding newspapers, turning over garbage cans, chewing up belts, and digging holes. Comes with: leash, collar, food pan. Also, you can have my boyfriend. He isn't good for much except driving you around, but he does do laundry every once in awhile.
Please call soon.

You know my weakness for dogs. If no one else wants him...carsonshepherd said:No takers on the beagle? Come on.... he's really really cute. He fetches too. He can't do laundry, but he could help with your gardening. As long as you like a lot of random holes.