Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

I'd kidnap you, but I'd me much happier if you went willingly.
Lou, you're close to 17,000 posts, congrats.

I wouldn't. I have abduction fantasies.

Thanks, gorgeous.

 

[neonlyte]

I must find a way to kidnap Black Shanglan and make him my love slave. He will read me Eliot while we look at Pre-raphealite paintings, then listen to early punk rock and swoon over the 1800's.
I will braid his mane with golden threads and feed him organically grown apples.
I will make him a bridle of woven silk and he will run along the beach freely.
I will kiss his nose and spoil him terribly.

You're pretty certain he's a he then - not that you're fussy, so Lou told me.

 

[Belegon]

Yes. You'd better not blow the post on something silly. It's an important occasion.

I would so be ready to talk about the positives of silly, were it not for who posted this. Joe knows.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're pretty certain he's a he then - not that you're fussy, so Lou told me.

Either way I can't lose can I?

 

[NoJo]

Either way I can't lose can I?

I've always taken him at face value, and assumed he actually is a horse.

 

[neonlyte]

Either way I can't lose can I?

Damn - thought I'd sneeked that past you. Should have know better

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn - thought I'd sneeked that past you. Should have know better

I'm stealthy like that. Besides I need to pop on now and then to see if Lou is being mean to me or if my story is tragically being one bombed to death...maybe I should let Laurel know, huh?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've always taken him at face value, and assumed he actually is a horse.

Even better.

 

[Guest]

Besides I need to pop on now and then to see if Lou is being mean to me...

As if!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As if!

See what I mean.

 

[NoJo]

I need to pop on now and then

Shanglan will quite understand.

 

[Guest]

See what I mean.

I'm gonna go have a look at the vinyl thread now and see which of Perry Como's classics you bought first.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Shanglan will quite understand.

Well, a horse is a horse.

 

[Guest]

Abstruse -> ST abuser

Is that Catholic thing?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abstruse -> ST abuser

Is that Catholic thing?

I love it!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rhys]

we tease them mercilessly because our time zones don't match.... I probably get up when you are going to bed...

I didn't know, but now I do.

Pecan is a close second.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just for that I will throw you down and fuck you....

 

[ElizabethWest]

Can I watch?

*fanning self*

 

[carsonshepherd]

"... steadily beat cream until stiff peaks form."

 

[carsonshepherd]

Can I watch?

*fanning self*

That depends

 

[SensualCealy]

If you are wearing depends Carson, you've likely had too much sex and your bladder is bruised!

Take it easy and give more than you get next time!lol
C

 

[Celtic Princess]

odd dreams

For Carson, because we've talked about this...

Taken from a conversation with my friend Jason this morning.

Basil says:

For the last couple of days, I've been dreaming about death or someone dying as well as having a highly erotic lesbian dream. And last night/this morning I dreamed I had a baby- but I didn't actually go through the birthing process. I just had a baby.

Jason says:

You're going to have a lesbian lover and Rhys and I are each going to father a child for you. That must be what the gods are telling you.

The dying is your social life after the birth of the child lol


much giggling on my part

Basil says:

You're exactIy right.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The dying is your social life after the birth of the child.

I can tell you he's right about that, lol. Let me know if you need a crib.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I can tell you he's right about that, lol. Let me know if you need a crib.

Bite your tongue! There is NO need for a crib in my home in the near future. lol


But your lil' guy is terribly cute. 'Specially when he wants to wake up his Uncle Carson.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bite your tongue! There is NO need for a crib in my home in the near future. lol


But your lil' guy is terribly cute. 'Specially when he wants to wake up his Uncle Carson.

Lol! Yeah every day he was like "Uncle Carson, get up, it's sunshiney out!"
Cherish your sleep, people with no children.