Isolated Blurt Thread

[SensualCealy]

Then you are so tired you want to go back to bed!

Does anyone know, the search thingy that use to be on the bottom left on the old skins of Lit, where you can just click on your name and find all the posts you recently made, where is it now?
C

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

The hot water lasted all the way till the end so it might be a good day.

My doggie likes frosted mini wheats.

 

[SensualCealy]

The hot water lasted all the way till the end so it might be a good day.

My doggie likes frosted mini wheats.

What does your doggie liking mini wheats have to do with all the tea in china?
C

Thanks Limester!

 

[carsonshepherd]

What does your doggie liking mini wheats have to do with all the tea in china?
C

It was just an isolated blurt... carry on.

 

[SensualCealy]

LOL I know, just made me laugh!

C

 

[Guest]

and the wind barkingly laughed at the dogwood tree.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Fuck. Why does it always storm right before I have to leave for work? I still don't have a rearview mirror either.

 

[Guest]

Fuck. Why does it always storm right before I have to leave for work? I still don't have a rearview mirror either.

im astonished...
you dont have eyes in the back of your head?
what are you, some kind of alien?

 

[carsonshepherd]

No, I was born right here in the states.

It would be cool to have tentacles though.

 

[Guest]

No, I was born right here in the states.

It would be cool to have tentacles though.

if i had tentacles i could so see myself having to have some ambulance crew come to pull my suckers off of people around me...
then there would be this huge stand off with the police...

"unwrap that woman now." they would demand.
"youll have to slip past my inky spray." i would taunt
they would end up shooting me and have to cut my slithering flesh up into tiny sushi sized pieces for upscale japanese restaurants.

 

[NoJo]

if i had tentacles i could so see myself having to have some ambulance crew come to pull my suckers off of people around me...
then there would be this huge stand off with the police...

"unwrap that woman now." they would demand.
"youll have to slip past my inky spray." i would taunt
they would end up shooting me and have to cut my slithering flesh up into tiny sushi sized pieces for upscale japanese restaurants.

The dulcimer fantasy has now dropped to third place.

 

[carsonshepherd]

thanks vella. I needed a good laugh.

 

[NoJo]

thanks vella. I needed a good laugh.

You need to get a rear-view mirror.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You're a sick bastard, Joe. I love you. Daddy.

 

[NoJo]

You're a sick bastard, Joe. I love you. Daddy.

As you've just come out of the shower, I have a technical question: Which part do you soap first? Do you do what I do, which is "reuse" the shampoo on my body, starting with my arms? I only ask in the interests of optimizing the effiency of my shower routine in future, thereby saving water bills and cost of soap.

 

[Guest]

As you've just come out of the shower, I have a technical question: Which part do you soap first? Do you do what I do, which is "reuse" the shampoo on my body, starting with my arms? I only ask in the interests of optimizing the effiency of my shower routine in future, thereby saving water bills and cost of soap.

i know you didnt ask me, but really i dont wait to be addressed or id never have a chance to say anything...
i digress...
my thoughts on optimizing shower time/soap usage.
group showers should be mandatory. if we all shared a shower and the soap...yes, i would be the one to drop it...then beside conservation of water...we could all get off. conservation of energy...
think of the stories we could tell... conservation of thought process.

 

[NoJo]

i know you didnt ask me, but really i dont wait to be addressed or id never have a chance to say anything...
i digress...
my thoughts on optimizing shower time/soap usage.
group showers should be mandatory. if we all shared a shower and the soap...yes, i would be the one to drop it...then beside conservation of water...we could all get off. conservation of energy...
think of the stories we could tell... conservation of thought process.

It wouldn't work. You'd keep hiding the soap.

 

[Guest]

It wouldn't work. You'd keep hiding the soap.

well....someone has to ration it!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Kind of a lazy, grey, stuck in the house day, so I making bread.

oooooo
mememememe!!!!
im such a carb addict

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Come round for dinnah.

It's only on the first rise.

Clam chowdah (home made, but out of the freezer)

Got some crab left ovah from last night (crab cakes), so thet're be a little crab cocktail starter.

rool
ill be there!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The feel of your body sandwiched between mine and the wall... Gawd, the memory just will not give me a break.

 

[Guest]

The feel of your body sandwiched between mine and the wall... Gawd, the memory just will not give me a break.

good... so, i suppose we wont be keading the bread after all.