Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

Is Carson really a girl named Jenny? That blows my entire perception of him (her).

 

[Rhys]

Is Carson really a girl named Jenny? That blows my entire perception of him (her).

He looks real cute in a dress.

But, the amazing thing is the lingere...if I didn't know I would swear...


*woof*

 

[carsonshepherd]

*shudder*

 

[ElizabethWest]

He looks real cute in a dress.

But, the amazing thing is the lingere...if I didn't know I would swear...


*woof*

You're getting me all hot and bothered now...Where is the follow through...

 

[Rhys]

You're getting me all hot and bothered now...Where is the follow through...

Msn


I'll have him yet!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Msn


I'll have him yet!

promises, promises.

 

[carsonshepherd]

this Kava kava tea is fucking nasty.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Msn


I'll have him yet!

That's what we are all hoping for as long as we can watch.

 

[ElizabethWest]

this Kava kava tea is fucking nasty.

Probably needs a shot of something stronger...but you didn't hear that from me.

 

[Rhys]

promises, promises.

Bend over.

 

[Guest]

i love vodka
it is our friend

 

[carsonshepherd]

i love vodka
it is our friend

But also our mortal enemy *sob*

I miss it.... I am soooo slutty when I drink vodka.

 

[ElizabethWest]

But also our mortal enemy *sob*

I miss it.... I am soooo slutty when I drink vodka.

Here drink this, babe <handing you a glass>

That was a quick three-hour movie...

 

[Guest]

But also our mortal enemy *sob*

I miss it.... I am soooo slutty when I drink vodka.

this is wrong
because?

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's not me who thinks it's wrong.

It's only other people putting their value judgements on me, and dragging me home just when I start having fun. Bastards.

That was a quick three-hour movie...

I have a short attention span. It takes me 5 hours to watch a 3 hour movie because I can't sit still that long, I have to get up and wander off.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I have a short attention span. It takes me 5 hours to watch a 3 hour movie because I can't sit still that long, I have to get up and wander off.

Have you considered the possibilty of ADHD?

 

[carsonshepherd]

My beagle is such a little asshole! He just ripped the stuffing out of my chair.

 

[ElizabethWest]

My beagle is such a little asshole! He just ripped the stuffing out of my chair.

Have you tried alternative chew toys for the little love? At least he's off the ficus tree.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Have you tried alternative chew toys for the little love? At least he's off the ficus tree.

Not for long though.

He takes away the chew toys from the other (big) dogs and then he gets things out of the trash and then he starts on the furniture. What a little jerk! (A boy after my own )

edit:he just started on the ficus tree again

 

[ElizabethWest]

Not for long though.

He takes away the chew toys from the other (big) dogs and then he gets things out of the trash and then he starts on the furniture. What a little jerk! (A boy after my own )

edit:he just started on the ficus tree again

You know, you can always put him back outside...

 

[carsonshepherd]

he hasn't soiled the carpet yet... so he's in, for now.

Reason: his little beagle friend died, so now he would be all alone outside. Yes, we are suckers.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Random Blurt

Queer As Folk sure is HOT!!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Fuck! One of mys dogs just puked all over her bed. At least it wasn't my bed, but still...Get out the yellow rubber gloves...

 

[Guest]

last night i got a wee hammered
and i slept like the dead after taking two benedryls
this morning i wake up
i feel like my shoulder is disjointed

i wonder what i did in my sleep...if you know, please feel free to contact me.
all help is appreciated.

 

[Guest]