Isolated Blurt Thread

[Edward Teach]

[color=sky blue]UNC Tarheels 86[/color][color=sky blue] poooooor[/color][color=sky blue] Brigham Young 50[/color]

 

[impressive]

Coffee. Good.

 

[Guest]

Coffee. Good.

nnnnooooo
coffee...
essential...excellent

 

[Guest]

i have a shower scene to write



why am i dragging my feet?


its only a shower scene


ive written them before


*AAARRRGGGG*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

i have a shower scene to write



why am i dragging my feet?


its only a shower scene


ive written them before


*AAARRRGGGG*

Insert bodies into small space. Turn on water. Merriment ensues.

 

[Guest]

Why can't I focus???

I need to focus!!!

*Lou slaps herself upside the head... Come on woman, just do it!

 

[CharleyH]

Blurt: Read my Christmas story dammit!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Blurt: Read my Christmas story dammit!

Still lame I see.
Did you make up t-shirts saying that??? hand out flyers??? skywriting????
Loser.

 

[impressive]

i have a shower scene to write



why am i dragging my feet?


its only a shower scene


ive written them before


*AAARRRGGGG*

They're tough for me ... probably because they're so, so common. Just did one in all dialog for Be-Musing, and it's the only one I've felt strongly enough about to publish.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Why can't I focus???

I need to focus!!!

*Lou slaps herself upside the head... Come on woman, just do it!

Ooh, she's spanking herself! Break out the popcorn! HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY!

 

[Songcatcher]

Lord - the scrammy little push-me-pull-you's we enacted over the 'phones from within our bleak putty-colored office cubicles.

You suck with a capital S!
I cannot be more coincidental
who Next! shall PMS!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Shower scenes = Good!

 

[Honey123]

i have a shower scene to write



why am i dragging my feet?


its only a shower scene


ive written them before


*AAARRRGGGG*

I do too...I am writing a story and there is a shower scene where the girl masturbates....damn...I am stuck there as well.

 

[impressive]

The people that think leaving the "thermometer" at neutral when PCing doesn't record a "3" vote are WRONG.

EDITED TO ADD: IF you've already voted, then the thermometer is ignored when PCing. Otherwise, it counts -- whether you click/change it or not.

 

[Honey123]

The people that think leaving the "thermometer" at neutral when PCing doesn't record a "3" vote are WRONG.

I am innocent...I makes sue I hit 5

 

[impressive]

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[cloudy]

To paraphrase Dran's favorite feedback (and no, the person I'm talking about isn't anyone here):

He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid.

 

[CharleyH]

Re: I'm Liking This

From the Feedback Portal ...

Most Comments: 24 hrs

1. Me, Her & Him 01
2. Cusp
3. Target Infidelity
4. 'Twas the Night...
5. The Charm Bracelet
6. The Loving Husband Ch. 01
7. If Slut I Be
8. Two hours
9. It Feels Fuzzy
10. Mister Jack Miller Ch. 08

Hey! My story is number 4 - T'was the night? Votes are appreciated

 

[CharleyH]

To paraphrase Dran's favorite feedback (and no, the person I'm talking about isn't anyone here):

He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid. He's so stupid.

Well, I know that IS NOT Juan.

 

[Edward Teach]

How long would it take to just post about 5,000 fucking words of rambling shit to every fucking thread on the whole fucking board, I mean, hell, all the archived ones too. Hell, spread that wisdom.

 

[gotwood49]

I do too...I am writing a story and there is a shower scene where the girl masturbates....damn...I am stuck there as well.

honey, just put a mirror near the shower LOL !

 

[impressive]

I do too...I am writing a story and there is a shower scene where the girl masturbates....damn...I am stuck there as well.

Itty bitty shower scene (inspired by vella's thread):

"Well, good evening, Imp! My, but it's been a while."

I know, and I'm sorry. I've been very busy, but you've been on my mind an awful lot lately.

"That's nice to know. Are you going to write about me today?"

I'd like to. Are you ready?

"Uh huh. Willing and able, too. What's it going to be this time?"

Oh, I don't know. What's your preference? Tempestuous or tender? We could go either way.

"We? I hope that means you'll be joining me."

I was thinking about it. It's been a while since I've written in the first person, and you are fantastic company. Would you like that?

"Damned silly question, Imp."

Okay, good. What are we going to do this time? I'm searching for a plot.

"Pfffft! Must we have a story line? Why don't you just take me against a wall?"

Mmmm. You know I want to – perhaps way too much to write it well. But I will, someday. I promise.

"Well then, why not finish that tender 'Domestically Blissed' piece you started a few months back? It was really coming along quite nicely."

Too sappy.

"How can you say that? We were headed for the shower! That is NOT my definition of sappy."

Shower scenes are a dime a dozen.

"But we've never done one together. Don't make me pout, Imp."

Pout? You? Give me a break!

"I want you in the shower!"

And I, you. Next time. What's our story line today?

"Well, if you're not going to lather me up in the shower, what about giving it to me hard with that big pink jelly vibrator you just bought?"

Damn, woman! I haven't even used it myself yet.

"What a way to break it in, then!"

Oh, I totally agree. I'll add it to our 'To Do' list. I'm not in the mood for toys today, though.

"YOU asked ME what I wanted, remember?"

So I did. Perhaps you'd like to write this one, smart ass.

"Would you let me?"

I might. I'll admit that I'm intrigued.

"Anything goes?"

Now I'm REALLY intrigued. What do you have in mind?

"Uh uh, girlfriend. No hints. You take your chances."

Okay, go for it. But keep in mind that the readers expect more than just stroke.

"Feh! Who gives a shit about the readers? My primary objective is to get you off."

Sounds good to me. Have at it, love. I'll type as long as I can keep my hands out of my pants.

"Okay. Let's see. Um ..."

Well? I'm waiting.

"Be patient. I'm thinking."

I'm thinking, too. I'm thinking about holding your ass while I tongue fuck you.

"Oh, damn! In the shower?"

You're stuck on that shower, aren't you? Okay. Okay. In the shower.

"Finally! Are you squeezing – hard?"

Hard enough to leave an imprint when I let go.

"Don't let go! Am I standing?"

Yes, with one leg up on the tub spigot and your shoulders resting against the cool tile.

"Sounds terrific so far. Where are my hands?"

One hand is hanging on to the grab bar for balance, and the other is in my hair. But, hey! I thought YOU were directing this story.

"Oh, right. I am. Where were we?"

Well, I was about to tell you that the hot shower spray was stinging your nipples. But this is your story. (long pause) Still with me?

"Sorry. I was – um – a bit distracted."

Hand check!

"Yeah, you caught me."

You've no idea what that does to me – knowing that my words have such a stirring effect on you.

"It's not just your words, Imp."

That's nice to know. Can we get out of the shower now? That vibrator is really starting to appeal to me.

"Soon. I want more of your tongue first."

Then you shall have it. Where, precisely, do you want me to put it, boss?

"Be a good girl and lick my clit for a bit, will you?"

But of course.

"And, I want your thumb circling inside me while your fingers stroke my asshole."

You got it. Damn, you taste good.

"Th-thanks. Ohhhhhhhh!"

You're pulling my hair, dear. Ease up a bit. I swear I'll stay put without you holding me there.

"Sorry."

Don't apologize. I'm glad you're enjoying it.

"Understatement of the y-y-year. Right there! Don't stop."

Wouldn't dream of it.

"Oh, Imp."

That's it. Come for me, lover. I won't let you fall.

"Yes. Fuck, yes."

C'mon. It's time to get horizontal.

"Wait a minute. I don't think I can walk just yet."

I'll help. But first you have to let go of the grab bar – and my hair.

"Call me 'lover' again. I love the sound of it."

Lover, as soon as I get you on that bed, I'm going to pour some of that heating lube on my thigh and drive it between your legs while I feast on your tits.

(for the rest, see Be-Musing)

Blurting my goodnights. Pleasant dreams, Litsters.

 

[destinie21]

There's this new spam commercial on right now. I think the kids kill the teacher for a spam sandwhich. I can't be sure but I think ...

 

[RebeccaLeah]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hella storm here earlier.

I think it's screwing with my brain waves because I have been working on something for way too long now. Something that should be easy.

*pout*

~lucky