Isolated Blurt Thread

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scheherazade_79 said:
I feel fucked off with everything today :( - especially people. Wherever I go for some solitude, suddenly the whole world turns up.

I want to move to some uninabited island, surrounded by treacherous and shark-infested waters. But even then it would probably only be a matter of time before someone invents an amphibious 4x4 and comes to disturb me there, too...

Does anyone else ever have enough of people from time to time?

Sorry to quote, but there's no other good way to refer to something. I get that feeling once in a while. I used to think I could handle a lighthouse keeper kind of job, even, but I know I'd miss 'em 'way too quick.

For such contingencies, I have a place. It's jointly owned between my daughter and me, these days, but it's been in my family since 1936. I first came there as a babe in arms, in a guide's model square-stern Old Town canoe with a five-and-a-half horsepower outboard on the transom. That boat dated from 1935, and I still have it, although the motor is gone.

It's two little cabins, each the size of a large room, each with a woodstove. We had to bring all the materials up there in that canoe, the length of the lake, and it was built with hand tools. That's because there's no road in to it, so there's no electricity. It's amazing how much you can isolate yourself if you are beyond the roads.

But we aren't roughing it. We have gas lights, gas stove, even a gas refrigerator. Couch, beds, and easy chairs were carried by canoe and rowboat to it. It's snug and comfortable and quirky and lovable. The facilities are two outhouses, back down the point a respectful distance, which we rotate to allow some composting to occur. That's all right except in the cold weather.

So I have isolation available. It's de luxe.
 
Do you think I should repeat?

*pause*

Repeat?

*pause*

Repeat, repeat?

*pause*

OH, SAY IT MAN!

"I'm in LOOOOVE.... IIIII'm in LOVE!"

:heart:

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Do you think I should repeat?

*pause*

Repeat?

*pause*

Repeat, repeat?

*pause*

OH, SAY IT MAN!

"I'm in LOOOOVE.... IIIII'm in LOVE!"

:heart:

~lucky

harry connick rocks... but not as much as you do, gorgeous
 
vella_ms said:
harry connick rocks... but not as much as you do, gorgeous

Harry Connick may rock, but all I wanna do is roll. Think you can help me out with that?

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Harry Connick may rock, but all I wanna do is roll. Think you can help me out with that?

~lucky

hey hey mama love the way you move...

oh yeah...
im ready...shall we?
 
Edward Teach said:
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?


I know I've heard that somewhere before, and I also know I should know where, but I can't bloody remember, cos my brain is fooked. :eek:
 
He's either completely inconsiderate, or he's pulling some passive-aggressive bullshit. Either way, I wish he'd take a flying leap off a tall building. :mad:

Eat shit, motherfucker.
 
impressive said:
He's either completely inconsiderate, or he's pulling some passive-aggressive bullshit. Either way, I wish he'd take a flying leap off a tall building. :mad:

Eat shit, motherfucker.

i will NEVER EVER get you mad.
 
Redneck Vasectomy:
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Nebraska, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri,
most of Ohio.
 
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