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Stella_Omega said:
I bet you want me to come over and haul the buckets? Not a chance, babe.
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Since I threw your sad sorry ass out there's only one small bag and an empty chicken bucket. I think I can manage.
 
Stella_Omega said:
oh, right, and all those shopping bags?
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Just a few of your things I found will cleaning...like your old magazines, plastic mugs from the monster truck rallies, fishing stuff and that old disco suit.
 
Why did I have to find the single most annoying and frustrating woman on the planet and marry her?
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Why did I have to find the single most annoying and frustrating woman on the planet and marry her?
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They're the best kind! :D And they taste good! :D
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Hardly on either count.... but I am just bitching instead of blurting....
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Well, I know you don't live here in my house and I'm sure I married the most (what you said) woman in the universe. So did you marry my daughter, 'cuz she's just like her mother, I hear.
 
Personally, I don't think it's asking too much that you be here early on the one day this week that you get to spend with your kids.
And I don't think it's too much to ask that you give me some fucking time to take a nap and do my fucking homework since I've been begging for weeks for a fucking break and some fucking time to focus.

But evidently it is too much to ask. So, sure I'll go ahead and take care of everything, drag the kids out in the cold to Walmart, which is a hellish experience and I'll do my homework and I won't take a nap. You take your time getting here, you selfish prick. I'm just on the brink of a total meltdown, but who cares? Everyone knows I don't matter.
 
*was going to give over-exuberant lovin' but back away sllooooooowwwwlllyyy instead*
 
sophia jane said:
Personally, I don't think it's asking too much that you be here early on the one day this week that you get to spend with your kids.
And I don't think it's too much to ask that you give me some fucking time to take a nap and do my fucking homework since I've been begging for weeks for a fucking break and some fucking time to focus.

But evidently it is too much to ask. So, sure I'll go ahead and take care of everything, drag the kids out in the cold to Walmart, which is a hellish experience and I'll do my homework and I won't take a nap. You take your time getting here, you selfish prick. I'm just on the brink of a total meltdown, but who cares? Everyone knows I don't matter.
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*gives a big hug*

You matter to so many people here, including me, you loving, caring, talented person :rose:
 
entitled said:
*was going to give over-exuberant lovin' but back away sllooooooowwwwlllyyy instead*
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lol

Looks like me and SJ are both having male trouble this morning.

{{{hugs}}} to Sophia.
 
*HUGS* for sophia.

If I was close enough, I'd take the kids off your hands for the afternoon.

*HUGS* for Crim as well.
 
zeb1094 said:
Well, I know you don't live here in my house and I'm sure I married the most (what you said) woman in the universe. So did you marry my daughter, 'cuz she's just like her mother, I hear.
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IF you're daughter is sexually frigid, lazy, obsessed with tv shows, wants her husabnd to do everything including make extra money to do the extra things, but not spend time outside of work to do it, because for fuck sake, I have to be there to cook dinner and do the shopping and the dishes, and put the kids to bed while she watches tv and checks her email, then yes I married your daughter.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
IF you're daughter is sexually frigid, lazy, obsessed with tv shows, wants her husabnd to do everything including make extra money to do the extra things, but not spend time outside of work to do it, because for fuck sake, I have to be there to cook dinner and do the shopping and the dishes, and put the kids to bed while she watches tv and checks her email, then yes I married your daughter.
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'fess up - you married my husband's long lost twin, didn't you?
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
IF you're daughter is sexually frigid, lazy, obsessed with tv shows, wants her husabnd to do everything including make extra money to do the extra things, but not spend time outside of work to do it, because for fuck sake, I have to be there to cook dinner and do the shopping and the dishes, and put the kids to bed while she watches tv and checks her email, then yes I married your daughter.
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No, she's just the fridged part. The rest she does. Now I do the cooking 'cuz I like to cook.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
IF you're daughter is sexually frigid, lazy, obsessed with tv shows, wants her husabnd to do everything including make extra money to do the extra things, but not spend time outside of work to do it, because for fuck sake, I have to be there to cook dinner and do the shopping and the dishes, and put the kids to bed while she watches tv and checks her email, then yes I married your daughter.
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You know, I'd be so damned grateful if a dirty plate ever made it to the sink, I'd probably throw a party.

Here's to everyone around here who does it all without help. It's a thankless fucking job. :kiss:
 
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