Isolated Blurt Thread

[~photoguy~]

Not if you use one of them new fangled snogolfballs then light up and beep until you pick them up.

Swing away Yui, swing away!

good point ... Yui can never have too much technology

 

[Harry Leg]

I feel like I'm in a snow globe; the snow is drifting in circles in the air, it makes me dizzy to watch.

And I don't want to drive in the snow.

"Driver!"

Isolated Blurt: I'm gonna post it. Just so you know. And I've <cough> fleshed it out a bit.

As your caddy I recommend a sand wedge
A cucumber sandwedge

 

[~photoguy~]

As your caddy I recommend a sand wedge
A cucumber sandwedge

isnt that pronounced "sammich" ?

 

[Guest]

 

[Belegon]

Ever have someone kick you in the face while you were down? Metaphorically, of course.
edited to say:
Evidently being with me is exhausting. Perhaps that's a good reason for me to keep my own company then. I'm already exhausted, so exhausting myself shouldn't be that big a deal.

oooooohhhh....

I want a chance to be exhausted by Sophie

 

[Honey123]

ACCCCHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!


I think I'm SICK!!!!

 

[Belegon]

ACCCCHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!


I think I'm SICK!!!!

nah, they removed perversion from that "official" list of pyschiatric maladies a while back...

oh wait...you mean physically, huh? Want some chicken soup baby?

 

[entitled]

TWO WEEKS!!!!

Carry on.

 

[Aurora Black]

It's colder than a witch's tit in here.

 

[zeb1094]

It's colder than a witch's tit in here.

Put a bra on then!

 

[Aurora Black]

Put a bra on then!

*chases drunk ferret with sword* Time for dinner.

 

[zeb1094]

*chases drunk ferret with sword* Time for dinner.

*shinnies up your leg and takes a nibble*

 

[Aurora Black]

*shinnies up your leg and takes a nibble*

*looks down at ferret* Don't get fresh with me, boy, or you'll... ahh...

 

[zeb1094]

*looks down at ferret* Don't get fresh with me, boy, or you'll... ahh...

*ferret jumps down and runs away never to be seen again*

(almost went somewhere that we are not supposed too! )

 

[Aurora Black]

*ferret jumps down and runs away never to be seen again*

(almost went somewhere that we are not supposed too! )

You are learning fast, young Padawan.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Yes. I have it. I undeniably have it. And as I feed you every word of it in steely, indigestable chunks in front of the tribunal that you demanded, I hope that you will sincerely and heartily rue the moment you called me a liar.

My cause is just.

My heart is pure.

My battle is won.

 

[Aurora Black]

My cause is just.

My heart is pure.

My battle is won.

Good for you, but I'm still reeling from the "indigestable chunks" you mentioned. *turning green*

I'm out of here.

 

[rgraham666]

My cause is just.

My heart is pure.

My battle is won.

Whoop! Yay Shang!

Can I shoot the cripples?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Good for you, but I'm still reeling from the "indigestable chunks" you mentioned. *turning green*

I'm out of here.

*laugh* Sorry to turn you green. Don't worry; for those who have not been busily attempting to slander my professional reputation and impute their crimes to me, the chunks are available in tasty easy-to-digest morsels.

Whoop! Yay Shang!

Can I shoot the cripples?

Well, we horses have a bit of a cultural "reaction" to that sort of thing. Let's just let him limp off with a pair of hoof-prints stamped firmly into his backside.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

29 minutes to go, then 20 minutes to get home, then 10 minutes to get the trash out, then I can TAKE OFF THIS GODDAMN BRA!

*runs in circles, screaming*

Screw that, I'd be taking it off in the car. (of course, if a car isn't your transportation, that could be a problem. )

 

[fieryjen]

Stupid story. Stupid brain. Stupid goddamn inspiration.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

If I take it off in the car, odds are I won't find it again until summertime.

And then you won't need it.

Who needs a bra in summertime?