Isolated Blurt Thread

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Salvor-Hardon said:
Ok now put some nipple clamps on the zebra and have the gazelle spank her and that's about right yeah.

dayummm thas kinky ... jus how many "teats" does your average female zebra have ? :rolleyes:
 
vella_ms said:
band wagon of subjective truth
who are you
to question what i see
what colors that lurk on my horizon
wind chimes
her voice
to fill the void
lending creadance to thoughts
id only once believed were viable
rage is a spark of analogous suggestion
dont liken me
to your reality
what is your truth
but a color on your horizon
Beautiful. :rose:
 
vella_ms said:
thank you gorgeous.
you love me. you really love me (do i look like sally fields yet?)
I do love you.
And no you don't look like Sally Field. (Thank God!)
You're beautimus just as you are.
 
lilredjammies said:
*stunned*

I just got called a reincarnation of John Donne.

Because of a blurt.

Shit.
<cough> Told you so. <cough>

:D I'm smirking.
 
how about you stop being cranky or ill have to show you what having a meanie head mom is really all about.
you total shit.
10 year olds should have a muzzle.
 
vella_ms said:
how about you stop being cranky or ill have to show you what having a meanie head mom is really all about.
you total shit.
10 year olds should have a muzzle.
and eleven year olds....and seven year olds with mechagodzilla attitudes.
 
not just 10-year-olds.

Mine informed me this morning that I was absolutely not going to pay the cable bill tomorrow, because he wants a video game.

I'm afraid tomorrow's not going to be a good day for the child.
 
cloudy said:
Mine informed me this morning that I was absolutely not going to pay the cable bill tomorrow, because he wants a video game.

Do it anyway.

A video game? WTF?
 
lets just put them all in a compound by themselves and let them try to do:
laundry
dishes
cook
homework
and various other every day activities for a month or so...wonder if it'll work.
i dont care
lets just give it a try...i could use the break. :rolleyes:
 
impressive said:
Do it anyway.

A video game? WTF?

the actual child, not the one who's too old to act the way he does. :D I don't ever pay attention to what that one says.
 
vella_ms said:
lets just put them all in a compound by themselves and let them try to do:
laundry
dishes
cook
homework
and various other every day activities for a month or so...wonder if it'll work.
i dont care
lets just give it a try...i could use the break. :rolleyes:
What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know that magic happy fairies do all that??
 
vella_ms said:
lets just put them all in a compound by themselves and let them try to do:
laundry
dishes
cook
homework
and various other every day activities for a month or so...wonder if it'll work.
i dont care
lets just give it a try...i could use the break. :rolleyes:


Evacuate Australia & dump 'em all there. When (if) they mature, they'll be allowed to leave.
 
vella_ms said:
lets just put them all in a compound by themselves and let them try to do:
laundry
dishes
cook
homework
and various other every day activities for a month or so...wonder if it'll work.
i dont care
lets just give it a try...i could use the break. :rolleyes:

works for me....where shall I ship him?
 
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