mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
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I wonder if they serve breaded human fingers in fish jail.
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Pete is not a nice guy. He's grouchy and thinks every spot he's in belongs to him. He tends to feel imposed upon when others come into his personal space. And now, for his crimes and for his aggressive nature, he has been tried and sentenced.
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Poor Pete wouldn't leave the newly released guppy babies alone, so he's been banished from the big aquarium and sent to fish jail in a mason jar on my desk until I can get him his own little 2-3 gallon tank. It's not always the nice guys who finish last.![]()
Pete is not a nice guy. He's grouchy and thinks every spot he's in belongs to him. He tends to feel imposed upon when others come into his personal space. And now, for his crimes and for his aggressive nature, he has been tried and sentenced.
...Snipped picture of Pete....
Poor Pete wouldn't leave the newly released guppy babies alone, so he's been banished from the big aquarium and sent to fish jail in a mason jar on my desk until I can get him his own little 2-3 gallon tank. It's not always the nice guys who finish last.![]()
Siamese fighting fish are supposed to be kept alone, unless it's with a female.
Actually, according to a great deal of research and several hands on experiences, Bettas are not good tank mates for their own kind, including females. They are territorial, and will chase their own kind away. When breeding does occur, the female rarely survives - he squeezes the eggs from her, usually to the point of internal damage and stunning, then drives her away to protect his new brood. If she survives what he does to her, she is often eaten by something she can't get away from in her condition.
If the fish are NOT their own species, such as smaller tetras, guppys, and mollys, and he has a plant in a corner to "protect", he only really messes with them if they are trying to hang out in his corner when he is making his bubble nest. He is much more likely to be picked on and have his tail chewed than to do the chewing.
Babies that he thinks MIGHT fit in his mouth (and are NOT his own and under his protection) are food, not friends.
Why does the first pancake and the first crepe never turn out? Ever?![]()
Speak for yourself. I have had perfect pancakes all the way through a batch.
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I haven't spoken to my boss since last month, and I need money...


Why does the first pancake and the first crepe never turn out? Ever?![]()

So the dog gets breakfast. Duh.![]()

Today really would have to try very hard to get worse.
We lost against Spain, I had to endure two hours of some asshole telling me about how pit bulls totally can't be trained and will bite my face off without exception at the Humane Society, then I had a flat tire, then a thunderstorm started and then I took a tire iron to the face and now have a massive bleeding bruise right below my eye, which is swelling shut.
Yeah, anyone else? This seems to be a good time to beat on me, both figuratively and literally. Might as well get it over with.![]()
A tire iron to the face? Today really would have to try very hard to get worse.
We lost against Spain, I had to endure two hours of some asshole telling me about how pit bulls totally can't be trained and will bite my face off without exception at the Humane Society, then I had a flat tire, then a thunderstorm started and then I took a tire iron to the face and now have a massive bleeding bruise right below my eye, which is swelling shut.
Yeah, anyone else? This seems to be a good time to beat on me, both figuratively and literally. Might as well get it over with.![]()
A tire iron to the face?
I hope the other guy looks worse! My girl is part pitbull and the sweetest thing ever. I'm sure they can be trained as well as any other dog. (But they still make me nervous.
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I now have four frogs in my pond.
They will never be large enough to eat.
Og
I now have four frogs in my pond.
They will never be large enough to eat.
Og
While I was tightening the nuts on the spare tire, it slipped off and hit me in the face.
... yeah, it sounds a lot cooler if I don't mention this part.
I'm not a fan of dogs, used to be really scared and I'm just now learning to be a bit more comfortable around them, but I've done a lot of research and I know that what he was saying was BS. Yes, Pitbulls are among the more aggressive breeds, but with a responsible owner and proper training, they do just fine. He was perpetuating myths, that's what really pissed me off. I kept asking whether he'd seen any research on the topic, and he just kept repeating "people say" and "I've heard" and "everyone knows". Especially in the middle of the Humane Society, I expected better.