Isolated Blurt Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

Needs more eclairs.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I want to go to the seaside this weekend, but it's still a wee bit cold for it. Hmmmm. Maybe in a few weeks.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I need to stop forgetting where reverse is in my new car. My old car was down and to the left. That is 6th gear in this one. Reverse is up and to the right. I need to stop forgetting that...

 

[Goldie Munro]

I hate mouldy cheese in my fridge

 

[MagicaPractica]

I hate mouldy cheese in my fridge

I found a moldy cucumber this morning, much worse in my book.

 

[oggbashan]

The discounts in the spam emails I get are becoming silly.

Last week I was offered Viagra at 60% discount. This week the rate has gone from 70%, through 72%, 74%, 75% and today I've had three emails offering it at 80% discount.

I don't need Viagra. If I did, I could get it prescribed free on the NHS or I could buy it, privately and legally in the UK.

Please stop cluttering up my email.

Og

PS. Og is a fictional personage who doesn't have a bank account or credit card so I don't take any notice of emails stating that there is a security problem with my non-existent accounts...

 

[Freefall_mc]

Bored...flipping through coupons and advertisements.
Viagra? Tossing into Og's box.

 

[sophia jane]

I spend all week lonely and looking forward to having time with my SO and kids on the weekend and then the weekend comes and they're all doing their own thing and I'm still lonely.

 

[Katyusha]

I spend all week lonely and looking forward to having time with my SO and kids on the weekend and then the weekend comes and they're all doing their own thing and I'm still lonely.

*hugs*

 

[Handley_Page]

I spend all week lonely and looking forward to having time with my SO and kids on the weekend and then the weekend comes and they're all doing their own thing and I'm still lonely.

Did you tell them of your hopes for the weekend ?
< Big Hug >

 

[Katyusha]

I'm one of those people who does things just so I can say I did them.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm one of those people who does things just so I can say I did them.

40 years on I'm saying "ouch" because I was one of those people who does things just so I can say I did them.

Ride a horse bareback leading eight others? Check.

Ride an elephant bareback along a Sri Lankan river? Check.

Catch a scorpion with my bare hands? Check.
Ditto for snake, fish, squid, octopus, lizard, small crocodile etc.

Ride a motorcycle up a mountain? Check.

Ride a horse up a mountain? Check.

Fall OFF mountain? Check.

Surf during a major storm? Check.

Eat Australian grubs? Check.

Eat kangaroo? Check.

Jump off a cliff with a rope wrapped around me? Check repeatedly.

Fall off cliff halfway down? Check.

Fall off horse, motorcycle, surfboat, etc. Check.

Crash motorcycle? Check repeatedly.

and so on. Battered bones show evidence.

Og

 

[Tarakin]

I spend all week lonely and looking forward to having time with my SO and kids on the weekend and then the weekend comes and they're all doing their own thing and I'm still lonely.

* Hugs *

 

[TheeGoatPig]

some days it just takes too much effort to have a sub-par orgasm

 

[Katyusha]

Oh no no no no...that did not just happen!! It did not just say that, I was not just told that, that could not have just happened!!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Oh no no no no...that did not just happen!! It did not just say that, I was not just told that, that could not have just happened!!

(hugs) No idea what's up, but it sounds bad.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Such a gray afternoon. I hope the night comes soon and tomorrow brings sunshine.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Such a gray afternoon. I hope the night comes soon and tomorrow brings sunshine.

iLike.

Am eating Chef Boyardee for lunch. Comfort food day.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Yum-Yum

iLike.

Am eating Chef Boyardee for lunch. Comfort food day.

Oh that sounds so good to me. I'm in the mood for some spaghetti myself. I may have to fix some tonite (although it'll probably just be some Prego and angel hair pasta, it will make me feel good).

 

[Dianthus]

Oh that sounds so good to me. I'm in the mood for some spaghetti myself. I may have to fix some tonite (although it'll probably just be some Prego and angel hair pasta, it will make me feel good).

Thank you solving the question of what's for supper tonight. Spaghetti it is.

Address the rest of the stuff that came up today and I'll be a happy bunny.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Thank you solving the question of what's for supper tonight. Spaghetti it is.

Address the rest of the stuff that came up today and I'll be a happy bunny.

Ah! I love it!

I wish I had a magic wand for the other stuff and we'd be set.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Oh that sounds so good to me. I'm in the mood for some spaghetti myself. I may have to fix some tonite (although it'll probably just be some Prego and angel hair pasta, it will make me feel good).

That sounds really delicious. Better than Chef Boyardee. I decided to forgo the food since I'm not feeling well.

back atcha.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I'm here to shamelessly plug my new poetry, up for RVC's now.

You can go read if you feel so inclined.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Corn nuts ....need corn nuts... no corn nuts to be found! Sex... need sex... *replacement therapy*

 

[rgraham666]

First time I've asked for rights to one of my works back. I wonder if I should feel worse about it?