Isolated Blurt Thread

[lance gt]

Shitty start to the new week...


*kicks can.....kicks it again....and again...*

*consols Serene with a hug and assures her it will be Friday again very soon. That will be SS day for everyone and we can open our presents.*

 

[Belegon]

Question: If a Global Warming advocate, rather than a denier, had suffered a heart attack during a televised debate, how quickly would Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity be calling it God striking him down?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm so crushing on AJ from Overhaulin right now.

 

[oggbashan]

I've got a new floor in the downstairs toilet.

Now I can stop watching the cats. If they had disappeared down the gaping hole we wouldn't have seen them for days.

Og

PS. I've still got to keep the cats out of the kitchen. Cat fur and wet gloss paint don't mix.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I've got a new floor in the downstairs toilet.

Now I can stop watching the cats. If they had disappeared down the gaping hole we wouldn't have seen them for days.

Og

PS. I've still got to keep the cats out of the kitchen. Cat fur and wet gloss paint don't mix.

Oh yeah, I learned this lesson the hard way, when my tri-color border collie ended up with more white spots after I painted the hallway.

 

[lance gt]

Oh yeah, I learned this lesson the hard way, when my tri-color border collie ended up with more white spots after I painted the hallway.

Dogs! I built a dog house, the dog wouldn't go in it. I put in his favourite blanket, dog wouldn't go in it. I put food in inside, dog wouldn't go in it. I painted the thing white, dog went in and came out looking like a skunk. Dogs!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Dogs! I built a dog house, the dog wouldn't go in it. I put in his favourite blanket, dog wouldn't go in it. I put food in inside, dog wouldn't go in it. I painted the thing white, dog went in and came out looking like a skunk. Dogs!

LOL. They will undoubtedly go where you don't want them to, that's for sure. My dog thinks every bed is his. Unless my feet are cold, then he wants to sleep on the sofa!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

"I was born in this alley tonight. That way I've got no past and I'm all future. And, that's how I like it. All fair and even like that." --Johnny Ferrell, Gilda

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm hungry. Why won't dinner cook itself?!

 

[TxRad]

I'm hungry. Why won't dinner cook itself?!

If it did, a lot of stoves would be out of business.

 

[Edward Teach]

Question: If a Global Warming advocate, rather than a denier, had suffered a heart attack during a televised debate, how quickly would Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity be calling it God striking him down?

And Pat Robertson:

Un athiest pursun delivering moah libral, socialist lies, was smited miteally by God today, right on Natiunul televishun. Aboot half way through the debate, God reached down and...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm not playing poker for the rest of the year, possibly until after February is over.

 

[Edward Teach]

I think cocaine has taken control of my youngest and I don't know of anything I can do about it. I want to cry and hit stuff.

 

[Isid]

that thread gave me a headache

 

[Isid]

you guys totally crack me up!

 

[Freefall_mc]

Divert from headaches. Stop running into doors. Simple.

 

[Freefall_mc]

And btw...Lieberman, can we say hypocrite?

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Today is the day.

 

[Gi_Venus]

I think cocaine has taken control of my youngest and I don't know of anything I can do about it. I want to cry and hit stuff.

*hug* I am so sorry

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Neglect by omission harms just as much as active and intentional cruelty.

 

[TxRad]

Neglect by omission harms just as much as active and intentional cruelty.

 

[Dianthus]

Neglect by omission harms just as much as active and intentional cruelty.

It does.

However, intention is an important factor.

 

[TxRad]

If I could figure out how to write off a nap as a business expense, I'd save a fortune on my taxes.

 

[lance gt]

Now I know another reason why a dog is man's best friend. No matter how much food I drop on the floor while cooking, it's always spotless when I'm finished. Just another great timesaver.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

3 more days to get here. Time is dwindling away. Nothing else is going right, so why should that?

Even though I've done my taxes 5 out of 6 years through H&R Block's online program, we don't have a "sufficient" relationship with them to get the Emerald Advance on our refund. Verizon can't be bothered to put the phone I want on their 24 days of deals so I can get it free which is the only way I will get a new one before tax time (unless I've already missed it, which would be the way my luck is running.) Hubby seriously needs new contacts (one is unwearable & the other is chipped, his glasses are an old prescription) but no money for them. And we will have about $200 (if we're lucky) to take care of the last of Christmas, a month's worth of gas for two vehicles, household necessities, etc. It will be a miracle if we make it to Jan 15 without running out of money.

I guess that ended up being more of a rant than a blurt. Sorry. Needed to get it out of my system.