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kimbalee said:
good to hear. :eek: glad I don't have your phone number. lol
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It was just horrible timing on their part. Or on my son's. Or on mine.

Either way, it was all-around not good. At least I just hung up on the guy instead of saying pretty much any of that too him.
 
Bran_Hopewell said:
It was just horrible timing on their part. Or on my son's. Or on mine.

Either way, it was all-around not good. At least I just hung up on the guy instead of saying pretty much any of that too him.
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yeah, that whole "terroristic threats of imminent death" thing wouldn't be good.

I wasn't aware you could say the "fuck" word in so many interesting combinations... I've been given an education. lol ;)
 
kimbalee said:
yeah, that whole "terroristic threats of imminent death" thing wouldn't be good.

I wasn't aware you could say the "fuck" word in so many interesting combinations... I've been given an education. lol ;)
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It is the most flexible word in the English language.
;)

And let's be honest, when it's flexible, it's all good.
 
Bran_Hopewell said:
It is the most flexible word in the English language.
;)

And let's be honest, when it's flexible, it's all good.
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my favorite quote was by Phoebe on "Friends" when she and Joey were making a pact that if neither were married by 40, they'd marry each other.

She said, "You'll like me, I'm very bendy." (I think hubby liked that comment even more.) :D
 
kimbalee said:
my favorite quote was by Phoebe on "Friends" when she and Joey were making a pact that if neither were married by 40, they'd marry each other.

She said, "You'll like me, I'm very bendy." (I think hubby liked that comment even more.) :D
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I don't know if I'd like a girl who's contortionist bendy, but I like 'em limber.
 
I once went down the Nantahala River and over a class four rapid in a two man canoe. I'm really glad that I did it, but I don't want to do it again, ever.

If you go three laps around Indy in a race car, you'll be on a high for days and your head will spin and you'll be real glad that you did, but then you'll be real happy to get buckled up back in your Explorer again too and you won't want to go 190 again for a long time if ever.

I just want us to have one night. One night we'll both remember. You want it and I want it so what's the hold up.

I'm not talkin bout knocking out heaven
with whether we're wrong or we're right.
I'm not talkin bout hooking up and hanging out.
I'm just talkin bout tonight.
 
blurt 1~ waking up at 4am to child saying I'm going to be sick is a sure fire way to send everyone scrambling from their bed.

blurt 2~ said child handles everything amazingly well

blurt 3~ (unrelated to other 2 blurts) I really don't care. You think I do but seriously get over it.

blurt 4~ what the hell did I do sleep through the last 6 months? I am so out of touch with what is going on.

blurt 5~ I don't know you so why do you insist on trying to add me to your friend lists and email me all the time just because you know other members of my family? And the fact that you have taken my email address off their list and emailed me shows you really don't fucking know me! And since I have never met you, never emailed you and never talked to you anywhere just compounds this confusion and need to slap you on my side.

blurt 6~ i want snuggles

blurt 7~ typical english weather today

blurt 8~ that dog really really smells..I mean online with its owners feet in the summer! do they not know what doggy shampoo is for?

blurt 9~ I think i'll look for a lovely purple silk dress to buy next sunday...well at least if I can fidn one and it doesn't clash with the red hair.

blurt 10~ hey had to put something to have an even number... umm... something more interesting.. my lush order finally went through *yay*
 
I want to find a nice lithe little redhead to do my dishes. Naked. That's it, just my dishes. Come in, strip, wash my dishes, get paid for doing the dishes, put her clothes back on, and leave.
 
Atlantic City was great. I drove down after work (took an extra half hour due to traffic, uhg), checked into a hotel, watched some TV to relax, drove out for three hours of poker, won $57 dollars, went back to the hotel and got a terrible night's sleep. Woke up the next morning, showered (didn't feel clean though), had a great breakfast (I'm 90% sure the waitress was flirting with me, too bad she lives three hours away), went back to the casino to play nine more hours of poker, was on a real rollercoaster ride of winning and losing (up $100, down $50, up $50), and left with $3 less than I sat down with. So all in all I won $54, which paid for my hotel room.

Just before I was about to leave at 6:00 pm, I got a call from Doug, who holds an occasional Saturday night poker game. I went to A.C. because he wouldn't be hosting this week, but next week. I told him I was in A.C., and then got scolded for being on the phone during a hand (it's not allowed, you might be cheating). I hung up on him real quick and called with my pocket 7s (which got out flopped and I had to fold). I mentioned to the folks at the table about who was on the phone, and why I thought that call was so funny, and how I usually win more money at his house with lesser stakes than I normally do in A.C.. So as I am walking out of the hotel I call Doug back. I tell him why I cut him off so quick, and inform him I will be at his house at around 9:00pm (is it obvious to anyone how addicted to poker I am yet?).

I stop off for gas and a snack and find out there is a tornado warning for the area I am about to leave. Good timing on getting outta there ;)

I stop off for dinner at a Pizza Hut about 20 minutes away from home/Dougs (same distance from the Hut, 15 minutes from each other).

When I get to Doug's I share my food, play more cards, and sure enough after being there only two hours I win $100, nearly twice as much as I made in the twelve combined hours at the Showboat in Atlantic City, just like I told the people at the table would happen.

funny (and fun :D ) how these things work out :D
 
bluebell7 said:
*severely disappointed that in her own very sickened, laryngitic state she could come up with something wittier than the brainiac, straight-A (except for that one A minus :eek: ) student*
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Do you have to broadcast it?!

fieryjen said:
Motherfucker! Don't fucking PM me some stupid fucking bullshit and then deny me the pleasure of replying to bitch you out by having a full inbox.

How fucking dare you waste my time doubly like that? :mad:
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That made me laugh. :D
 
I was up all night doing some research....this is soooooo cool

I'm excited.:)



Oh, and I'm not going to work today....fuck it....it's my time.
 
I can't believe how stupid and petty some people can be. Keep your silly bullshit comments to yourself or someplace else where they won't hurt somebody who is already hurting enough!!! (BOTH OF YOU!)
 
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