Isolated Blurt Thread

[Salvor-Hardon]

If I could work my will, every fool that goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips would be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly in his heart. Merry Christmas indeed! bah Humbug!

 

[fieryjen]

If I could work my will, every fool that goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips would be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly in his heart. Merry Christmas indeed! bah Humbug!

"Merry Christmas" isn't allowed before Thanksgiving! They should all be arrested and fingerprinted and drawn and quartered, and... and...

*whines*

 

[Elianna]

If I could work my will, every fool that goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips would be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly in his heart. Merry Christmas indeed! bah Humbug!

Just imagine a super HOT chick in a sexy Santa outfit and think "Merry Christmas." Maybe it will help...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Just imagine a super HOT chick in a sexy Santa outfit and think "Merry Christmas." Maybe it will help...

Don't make me break out mistletoe this early.

 

[fieryjen]

Just imagine a super HOT chick in a sexy Santa outfit and think "Merry Christmas." Maybe it will help...

Totally blurting: I really want one of those short santa skirts like they had in the VS christmas commercial a couple years back. With a matching jacket.

 

[cloudy]

Totally blurting: I really want one of those short santa skirts like they had in the VS christmas commercial a couple years back. With a matching jacket.

this?

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/25/5/AAAAAoYNfK4AAAAAACVT2Q.jpg

 

[Sandy_Fox]

this?

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/25/5/AAAAAoYNfK4AAAAAACVT2Q.jpg

That is not a skirt. That is a belt. A VERY, VERY, VERY sexy belt!

 

[fieryjen]

this?

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/25/5/AAAAAoYNfK4AAAAAACVT2Q.jpg

Yes! Thanks for finding it.

Only I'd like it better in red. I'm not much of a pink fan.

 

[Elianna]

this?

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/25/5/AAAAAoYNfK4AAAAAACVT2Q.jpg

That is almost as hot as your AV, Cloudy.

 

[fieryjen]

That is not a skirt. That is a belt. A VERY, VERY, VERY sexy belt!

That thing wouldn't even cover a third of my ass, but I still want one.

 

[bluebell]

I have no brainpower to reply. So... *insert witty, biting stuff here*

*severely disappointed that in her own very sickened, laryngitic state she could come up with something wittier than the brainiac, straight-A (except for that one A minus ) student*

I have finally opened mail from this week and there is a certain package from a lovely bluebell that I am going to send major hugs over!

Chants, that was way too much fun for me. I don't know why, but it so was. Even the line at the post office. Heh. I defy lines!
Hugs are still way appreciated, though.

Yes! Thanks for finding it.

Only I'd like it better in red. I'm not much of a pink fan.

Neither is Abs.


Okay, will go die now.

 

[cloudy]

That is almost as hot as your AV, Cloudy.

 

[Edward Teach]

Carolina...86

Penn........71

GO HEELS # 1

 

[CeriseNoire]

Wow, that was amazing! I never would have thought middle schoolers could do Shakespeare that well

 

[fieryjen]

Motherfucker! Don't fucking PM me some stupid fucking bullshit and then deny me the pleasure of replying to bitch you out by having a full inbox.

How fucking dare you waste my time doubly like that?

 

[JagFarlane]

Totally blurting: I really want one of those short santa skirts like they had in the VS christmas commercial a couple years back. With a matching jacket.

Guys followup: I really want Jen to post an avatar of her in said outfit

 

[fieryjen]

Guys followup: I really want Jen to post an avatar of her in said outfit

Dude! I totally would if I had one!

 

[flossiegirl]

i am flossie.


vella loves me. now, for real.... im going to chicago with her. i'm trying to see wha t you are all about.

 

[Edward Teach]

Dude! I totally would if I had one!

Well, you could pretend.

Eddie the Optimist

 

[DesertPirate]

Dude! I totally would if I had one!

Hope you get one soon!

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

That thing wouldn't even cover a third of my ass, but I still want one.

All the more reason to show us, my dear.

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

And now for the real blurt.

You, telemarketer. Fuck off and die. Just fuck right the fuck off. Do you have any goddamn idea how motherfucking hard it is to get my son to sleep? Of course you don't you limp-dicked son-of-a-bitch, because he's my son, not yours, fuckwit. Let me motherfucking tell you, you clit biting sychophantic shit sack, it's pretty fucking hard. You know what your fucking phone call just did? Woke him right the fuck up.

You know what I want to do? I want to figure out where area code 231 is, get in my fucking Buick and drive my ass there at top speed through the dark of the fucking night, find your ass and beat you stupid with your fucking computer screen. You'll be begging for fucking mercy or death after I'm just fucking started. I'll tear your fucking guts out and strangle your stupid ass with them and then beat you the rest of the way to motherfucking death with your own arm after I rip the son-of-a-bitch off with my bare fucking hands.

So no. I don't want your fucking credit card, I don't want your goddamned insurance, and I'm sure as motherfucking shit not going to put new fucking siding on the house I'm fucking renting. I swear to God and all that I hold sacred, if I get one more call, just one more fucking call from your motherfucking company, I'm going to do something to you.

Something bad.

 

[Equinoxe]

Well now, that was startling.

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

Well now, that was startling.

Yeah, I'm better now.

 

[kimbalee]

Yeah, I'm better now.

good to hear. glad I don't have your phone number. lol