Isolated Blurt Thread

[Trombonus]

Yes. But at least when you're trying to seduce a girl, you can lay off the yuckiness? Please?

That's asking a lot, but it's not impossible I suppose.

 

[damppanties]

That's asking a lot, but it's not impossible I suppose.

*sigh*

I can dream...

 

[Trombonus]

*sigh*

I can dream...

So can we.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

pathetic fatso with an attitude

 

[damppanties]

So can we.

Pffft.

But really, Tromby. Make me a promise now. You won't ever say "man chowder" to a girl you're trying to seduce, ok? It's for your own good. Really.

Promise. Now.

You're adorable.

 

[Trombonus]

Pffft.

But really, Tromby. Make me a promise now. You won't ever say "man chowder" to a girl you're trying to seduce, ok? It's for your own good. Really.

Promise. Now.

You're adorable.

Well, I can't guarantee that that won't happen, but I will do my best. Chances are though that I'll say something along those lines.

I try my best.

 

[tickledkitty]

At least I know who I am.

 

[damppanties]

Well, I can't guarantee that that won't happen, but I will do my best. Chances are though that I'll say something along those lines.

I try my best.

Hokay then. I'll take what I can get.

 

[Guest]

pathetic fatso with an attitude

 

[Guest]

Well, I can't guarantee that that won't happen, but I will do my best. Chances are though that I'll say something along those lines.

I try my best.

Man-chowder?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

That's as bad as "Baby Batter".

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Ye who is without sin cast the first stone.

 

[carsonshepherd]

18 years is a long time not to see your father

 

[Trombonus]

Man-chowder?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

That's as bad as "Baby Batter".

Heh heh heh, so many good lines! *writes them down*

 

[Guest]

Heh heh heh, so many good lines! *writes them down*

Do a few searches for threads about "phrases NOT to use when writing porn."

 

[feeeriek]

Heh heh heh, so many good lines! *writes them down*

and he wonders why

 

[Tarakin]

Man-chowder?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

That's as bad as "Baby Batter".

I heard "juice extractor" for a female sexual partner once... *shudders*

 

[Guest]

I heard "juice extractor" for a female sexual partner once... *shudders*

lol

trom...do not write that down

 

[Trombonus]

lol

trom...do not write that down

Too late.

Keep it coming guys, this is great stuff!

 

[Guest]

i had a guy come up to me once and told me his name was blanket and asked if he could cover me

 

[Trombonus]

My favorite is:

"That dress is very becoming on you. If I were that dress I'd be cumming on you too."

Of course, you can substitute any article of clothing for th dress, but that's how I initially heard it.

 

[damppanties]

My favorite is:

"That dress is very becoming on you. If I were that dress I'd be cumming on you too."

Of course, you can substitute any article of clothing for th dress, but that's how I initially heard it.

lmao. I'd love that. Said with a naughty grin of course, and not with a creepy stare.

 

[bluebell]

I am so NOT a cherub. You are crazy.

 

[damppanties]

I am so NOT a cherub. You are crazy.

Do not make me provide photographic proof.

 

[bluebell]

Do not make me provide photographic proof.

You are an evil woman. And you have no photographs that could ever count as cherubic. Ever. They're all bad.
I am a mean, ferocious GRRRRR-monster! RAWR!

 

[damppanties]

You are an evil woman. And you have no photographs that could ever count as cherubic. Ever. They're all bad.
I am a mean, ferocious GRRRRR-monster! RAWR!

So you want me to post them, hmmm?