BlackShanglan
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Great.
About what I expected, but ... how cheerful.
*sigh*
About what I expected, but ... how cheerful.
*sigh*
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TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
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I would rather eat cold beans from a can with my trench knife for Thanksgiving than go to my brother-in-law's in-laws for dinner.
I mean the place is a positive madhouse.
I'm gonna BMOB (bring my own beer) and after a while I won't care.
Bottoms up!!
I mean the place is a positive madhouse.
I'm gonna BMOB (bring my own beer) and after a while I won't care.
Bottoms up!!
Gi_Venus
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God! That is what I have been doing wrong! I need to drink. I used to before I was a parent. And I could eat a box of doughnuts...but we don't go there anymore......*looking over my shoulder* Did I say we? No its Oui! Which is why I should drink...it makes me most agreeable.TE999 said:I would rather eat cold beans from a can with my trench knife for Thanksgiving than go to my brother-in-law's in-laws for dinner.
I mean the place is a positive madhouse.
I'm gonna BMOB (bring my own beer) and after a while I won't care.
Bottoms up!!
(okay...its a horrible seguey but I am tired, what do you expect?)
TriggerHippie
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Hella sign there, sweetness.maggot420 said:
BlackShanglan said:
I'll be a better person, honest! Don't cheerless me yet!
Happy Fowl Day, Shang.
One day I shall return .....
fieryjen
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I wish I could do that.TE999 said:I would rather eat cold beans from a can with my trench knife for Thanksgiving than go to my brother-in-law's in-laws for dinner.
I mean the place is a positive madhouse.
I'm gonna BMOB (bring my own beer) and after a while I won't care.
Bottoms up!!
I'm afraid that if I don't show up in something completely slinky and tight tomorrow, the pregnancy rumors will start flying. The only thing I was looking forward to is the food, but if I eat too much... same deal. If I drink they'll just start calling me a horrible person (again). Because Alcohol is always bad and terrible and evil, even when it's not.
I really don't want to go, I'm so fucking anxious about it, but I know it'll break S' heart if I don't go. I wish he could at least be here with me while I'm having my little freak-out anxiety attack. But noooo, he has to be in Chicago
Sorry for the whiny post guys and girls, I just feel like shit about all this. The thought of dealing with my MiL and her whole extended family for two days freaks me the fuck out.
slyc_willie
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fieryjen said:I wish I could do that.
I'm afraid that if I don't show up in something completely slinky and tight tomorrow, the pregnancy rumors will start flying. The only thing I was looking forward to is the food, but if I eat too much... same deal. If I drink they'll just start calling me a horrible person (again). Because Alcohol is always bad and terrible and evil, even when it's not.
I really don't want to go, I'm so fucking anxious about it, but I know it'll break S' heart if I don't go. I wish he could at least be here with me while I'm having my little freak-out anxiety attack. But noooo, he has to be in Chicago
Sorry for the whiny post guys and girls, I just feel like shit about all this. The thought of dealing with my MiL and her whole extended family for two days freaks me the fuck out.
It's the holidays.
We want the best but invariably have to weather the worst to get it.
joeys-game
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I rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chantilyvamp
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You should record it so we can hear as wellMisty_Morning said:
fieryjen~ hope it all goes ok darlin and they leave you be
damppanties
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God I'm feeling so incredibly bouncy. 
I could get anything done today. Yaaaaagh!
I could get anything done today. Yaaaaagh! 
Fallenfromgrace
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Ugh...my uterus. *groan*
Lady Reiha
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They need to come out with more HellsinG!
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damppanties
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Okay, but the left one looks yummy too.femininity said:
Vermilion
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Jen - wear something tight, take a water bottle and some painkillers which you then proceed to pop very obviously and keep whingeing on about your period pains. then drink them all under the table.
There ain;t no way you can be pregnant and have period pains.
Alternatively, fuck with their minds. Wear a baggy sweater, eat like a pig and be as emotional and mood-swingy as possible.
Then wait 9 months for their heads to explode...
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V
There ain;t no way you can be pregnant and have period pains.
Alternatively, fuck with their minds. Wear a baggy sweater, eat like a pig and be as emotional and mood-swingy as possible.
Then wait 9 months for their heads to explode...
x
V
damppanties
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Okay. I don't like carrots.
Except in gajar ka halwa. *sigh*
Except in gajar ka halwa. *sigh*
scheherazade_79
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Bollocks...
English Lady
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Vermilion said:
Drink a glass of water, still hungry? eat an apple/carrot/orange/clemintine etc. Use it positively.
Vermilion
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English Lady said:Drink a glass of water, still hungry? eat an apple/carrot/orange/clemintine etc. Use it positively.
I drank a pint of water before lunch. Half a pint after and we're all out of vegetables now (fruit too). I need to do a shop but I'm too fucking tired. This is absurd.
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V
ps- thanks EL, I'm just pissed off at life in general and myself in particular.
scheherazade_79
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Vermilion said:
It's the time of year - just go with it.
When the weather starts getting colder and the nights draw in, I think it's natural to eat more. Probably something to do with gaining pounds to insulate you against the cold.
At least that's my excuse
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