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carsonshepherd said:
Anyone have a good way to dispel a cloud of negativity and bad vibes?
Mountain Sage smoke is good for that..... It's also used to clear ghosts and evil spirits from homes......
 
I want to sit at someone's feet and listen to them sing or read or just talk on the phone. I want to rest my head in someone's lap and have them run their fingers through my hair and trace around my ear. I want to relax in the hammock all tangled and entwined. Then I want to do the same for them and come together at the end of it all in a sweaty heap in bed.
 
carsonshepherd said:
Anyone have a good way to dispel a cloud of negativity and bad vibes?

Very good sex.

A really energetic game of tag / ball with the dog, or a specially long walk.

Dancing to very loud, fast music.

Singing opera in a ridiculously silly and melodramatic fashion.

Building, painting, fixing, or installing something useful or beautiful in the home.

A long day of yard work with a clear objective in mind.

Bringing some little gift of food or a book or some time to someone who can't get out much.

Dropping off a completely unexplained and unexpected gift for a friend.

Taking out $10 in ones, going to the children's section of the local library, and slipping one bill each into the pages of ten random books.

Making something ridiculously complex for dinner.

Learning to do a handstand.
 
There's a major problem with my resumé. The last entry on my work history reads, 'Late 1980's until today: Struggling with the effects and problems of severe mental illness.'

At that point pretty much every person reading it will toss my resumé in the garbage and go wash their hands. Just to make sure my mentally ill cooties don't infect them.
 
rgraham666 said:
There's a major problem with my resumé. The last entry on my work history reads, 'Late 1980's until today: Struggling with the effects and problems of severe mental illness.'

At that point pretty much every person reading it will toss my resumé in the garbage and go wash their hands. Just to make sure my mentally ill cooties don't infect them.
Add

'or making mud pies with my feet, whichever sounds better and will get me the job.'

to the end of that last sentence. You might be surprised at how many interviews you get. If for no other reason than they want to see you. ;)
 
TxRad said:
Add

'or making mud pies with my feet, whichever sounds better and will get me the job.'

to the end of that last sentence. You might be surprised at how many interviews you get. If for no other reason than they want to see you. ;)

:D Thanks for the laugh, Tx.
 
rgraham666 said:
:D Thanks for the laugh, Tx.
Glad to be of service....

On another note: I submitted my first Scifi story and it has no sex.... That should really piss off the trolls..... :rolleyes:
 
rgraham666 said:
You are at least going to get the characters laid I hope. ;)
Eventually... sometime after the 6725 words I already have written... they aren't even close to sex yet, damn my desire to create character depth!!!! :mad: :rolleyes: :p
 
If I could bottle up the joy Lit has given me over the years, I would. I miss you guys, and I wish I could come back.
 
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