Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

You could have used that old excuse about just washing your tongue, and now you just can't control it..... Worked for me once.....

And no, I ain't adding any more detail to that..... The restraining order is still in affect.....

hahaha! the next time I feel inclined to lick a total stranger on an elevator, that's the reason I'll give the cops...or at least the guy's wife.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Will you please just pick up these drawings already so that I can take a nap without the fear of interruption?

 

[TxRad]

I told them to lift that.

That order ain't on me, you bad bad girl.....

 

[TxRad]

hahaha! the next time I feel inclined to lick a total stranger on an elevator, that's the reason I'll give the cops...or at least the guy's wife.

It's a whole lot better than... There was a fly on your neck and i hadn't had lunch yet.....

 

[The_Fool]

*anxiously waiting*

I pondered it.....

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, no, what will I do without the big grin smilie???

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

That order ain't on me, you bad bad girl.....

*chuckles*

 

[FatDino]

I pondered it.....

*goes to read*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's a whole lot better than... There was a fly on your neck and i hadn't had lunch yet.....

"Get off me, Renfield!!!"

 

[kendo1]

A vampire fanatic! Pfffttt!

 

[Guest]

I still haven't figured out why my nana's aren't dancing.

I thought you were just messin'...but mine stopped dancing too

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I thought you were just messin'...but mine stopped dancing too

Mine do that sometimes, too.


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Ken....

Your av looks like a tick and a platypus. Platytick??

 

[kendo1]

Mine do that sometimes, too.


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Ken....

Your av looks like a tick and a platypus. Platytick??

It's a haggis.

 

[FatDino]

Ken....

Your av looks like a tick and a platypus. Platytick??

or a ticktypyus

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Mine do that sometimes, too.

Let me guess. You both use non-IE browsers (probably Firefox or Opera). I think you need to update your browser to get them to dance again.

Or something liek that.

 

[deathlynx]

Isolated Blurt: If you're going to send me an "inspirational" email, make sure it doesn't include the words "remember to keep hold of your dreams" anywhere in it...kinda defeats the purpose...

 

[Edge23]

Random Work-Related Blurt: So, she gets all up in my face and all I can think is, 'Lady, back off or I will slap the caked-on make-up right off of your face.'

Instead, I simply smile and tell her to piss off.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

all my women look the same.

I can't believe I never notice these things.

 

[impressive]

all my women look the same.

I can't believe I never notice these things.

Yes, but do they TASTE the same?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Yes, but do they TASTE the same?

Yo Imp!

I'm no goldfish.

 

[impressive]

Yo Imp!

I'm no goldfish.

Yo Vana!

But you're a sharp cracker!

 

[Guest]

Yo Imp!

I'm no goldfish.

PMSLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FatDino]

Damn mosquitos! Damn you all!!!

One of them bit me on the lower lip.

 

[impressive]

Me? Beg? For THAT?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Me? Beg? For THAT?

Moby dick? Or Orca?