Isolated Blurt Thread

[maggot420]

I think that was the moment I knew I hit puberty.

Damn I'm feeling all pubescent again.

You know, I suspect it's another one of those Mary-Ann / Ginger things. The one that's supposed to be plain is always hotter. Maybe i just have a thing for brunettes.

 

[maggot420]

The sad thing is, even if they tried to do it again, they could never do it as well.


Oh and by the way

BOOOGER!

Bwahahaha.

Newsradio with Dave Foley and Phil Hartman was the closest I think anyone has ever come to capturing that magic. But still not quite.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just ate an entire Cadbury fruit and nut bar, the big one.....and I don't feel the least bit guilty.

 

[maggot420]

I just ate an entire Cadbury fruit and nut bar, the big one.....and I don't feel the least bit guilty.

I don't like fruits and nuts. Reminds me too much of family gatherings.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't like fruits and nuts. Reminds me too much of family gatherings.

Are we related??

 

[maggot420]

Are we related??

Yes. There is a theory that all humans are related.
I think you and I are very closely related tho. I could be your long lost sister.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes. There is a theory that all humans are related.
I think you and I are very closely related tho. I could be your long lost sister.

and I think you owe me $20 too.

 

[maggot420]

and I think you owe me $20 too.

Just put it on my tab

 

[vampiredust]

hate fucking essays

 

[damppanties]

I just ate an entire Cadbury fruit and nut bar, the big one.....and I don't feel the least bit guilty.

We're supposed to feel guilty after doing that?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We're supposed to feel guilty after doing that?

DAMPY!!!!

 

[cloudy]

I just ate an entire Cadbury fruit and nut bar, the big one.....and I don't feel the least bit guilty.

OOH!

You just reminded me that I have a couple of the Creme Eggs in my purse...bought them yesterday.

 

[damppanties]

DAMPY!!!!

Yes, it's me. I ate four chocolate bars in the afternoon today. Proud of me?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OOH!

You just reminded me that I have a couple of the Creme Eggs in my purse...bought them yesterday.

And so it begins!




Dampy, that rocks!

 

[sophia jane]

My landlord called this morning to tell me she's putting the duplex I live in up for sale. Anyone know for sure if I still have my lease with a new owner? I've been all over the net and come up with nothing.

And also- I REALLY don't want to move again.

 

[damppanties]

Dampy, that rocks!

Sigh. No it doesn't really.

 

[Guest]

wher's kendo?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You are no more than poison for my fucking soul.

And that car is like your evil lair in which i am the only ensnared victim.

Everytime i enter that car. EVERY fucking time. Just can't but harrass me can you!?

You are cyanide. Nothing more nothing less. Everytime you just kill a little more of me. Ek din main yahan nahin hogi- phir kya?

I DONT want to discuss my driving with you. I DONT want to discuss work with you. I DONT want to discuss my spending with you.

I most of all DONT want to discuss my weight with you. I swear to fuck the underlying reason that you harrass me about my weight- which is AVERAGE might i FUCKING add, is because you are obese and every half hearted attempt at shifting the result of your over indulgence is shortlived and uneventful. Therefore you project your anger onto me, the anger you have at yourself. You always say ''i dont want you to have the issues i have because of my weight...yaddah yaddah...'' and ok maybe that's true somewhere in there...but that's not the main reason. Yes i am a bit tubby, but FUCK YOU.

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A child's self esteem is a fragile and impressionable construct. It is society's duty to protect and instill confidence in a child- raising self esteem and awareness of the world at large. It if foremost the parent's duty to do all that they can in this area. Society is a secondary force with less impact.

Shattering a child's self esteem- hell not building it in the first place is abusive.

I will always be a child- for i was born. I will always be YOUR child as no matter where life goes, who i meet, whether i have children- i will ALWAYS be *a* child. Someone's child.

Thanks for not protecting me. Thanks for being the poison in my soul. making me slowly die before you, and watching as though it wasn't you.

 

[TxRad]

If it takes over an hour to catch up on the Isolated Blurt thread are you lazy or to Isolated?

Probably more like I have no real life and like it that way.....

 

[impressive]

http://robertfulghum.com/index.php/fulghumweb/entry/320_run_for_it/

 

[Misty_Morning]

Now THAT is one wet pussy!


(I just gave my cat a bath)

 

[SlickTony]

The Cadbury eggs with the yellow and white fillings are as common as sparrows, but the caramel filled and chocolate buttercreme ones are so hard to find.

 

[The_Darkness]

Then don't.


Og

You've just been moved up to Hero Status, Og.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Sigh.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Sigh.

Hugs.