Isolated Blurt Thread

[Samandiriel]

We have so many things to be thankful for.

I know I do.

 

[AppleBiter]

Dane!

 

[Samandiriel]

South African women drive me wild.

 

[TxRad]

"Melting her mind and body into a molten pool of lust."

And I got called away for work.... Damn!

Now I've lost my train of thought or had a train wreck.... I ain't sure which.....

 

[carsonshepherd]

Who can I visit today who will feed me free food? *ponders*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I really need to teach my dog to go fetch doughnuts from the corner market.

yesterday I was trying to teach mine to fetch the mail. But, since he's a German shepherd his idea of fetching is grabbing the item and running away. There is just taking, no bringing back, and that's not quite what I had in mind.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

. . . touching the delicate petals and reached for the card. It read “I’ll find you.” There was no signature or name of a florist. . .

Happy sigh

 

[impressive]

There is just taking, no bringing back, and that's not quite what I had in mind.

I know people like that.

 

[TxRad]

I know people like that.

Don't we all......

 

[carsonshepherd]

I know people like that.

at least a dog doesn't know better...

 

[impressive]

Don't we all......

*POUNCE*

 

[impressive]

at least a dog doesn't know better...

Woof. (That's canine for "Word.")

 

[TxRad]

at least a dog doesn't know better...

Sometimes I get the feeling that some people are the same way.....

 

[yui]

Hold still. Trust me.

An odd, but wise man once told me not to trust anyone who says, “Trust Me.”

Not that kind of cricket! I don't freak out unless they start hopping. *shudders*



Squished.
Sprayed.
Perimeter treated with chemicals.
Remains vacuumed up.

Umm, you do know it’s horrible-bad-mojo-luck to kill a cricket in your house, right?

They’re considered good luck. You’re screwed.

Just be you...that's a wonderful thing.

<blushing> Hey, Bel. You say the most wonderful things.

Now let’s play nekkid baseball. I’ll be catcher and you can practice your slow pitch and your fast pitch and your curve ball and your slider and your … ohmygod.

Hello, my name is McKenna, and I'm a pervert.

And that is completely acceptable, and indeed, a wonderful thing.



Unrelated Blurt: I, Yui, do solemnly swear to never listen to, “It’s Raining Men,” prior to going out on a Friday night. It was a fluke, and I must have been ovulating or inadvertently sending out pheromones that said, “Please get into my space,” but men were freaking everywhere, Rico Suave-ing and wanting to freaking touch me. Eep! I don’t know them! I didn’t invite them into my personal space! Fear and anxiety. Wigged. Also, I swear to practice saying, “Leave me the fuck alone,” and not to try not to call, in tears, someone who is 800 miles away, because a guy won’t leave me alone. I will do better. I will not hide, and I will get in touch with my inner bitch, if that is what is needed to find my own power. I will be polite, but firm and if that doesn’t work, I will get mean. Or mean-ish, mebbe, cos politeness is bred in my bones. That will work, right?

<chanting> “I am mean. I am mean. I am a mean motor scooter.”

 

[impressive]

WHY is a kids' site called "Club Penguin" tripping the damned browser's content filter? *insert pulling hair emoticon*

 

[yui]

WHY is a kids' site called "Club Penguin" tripping the damned browser's content filter? *insert pulling hair emoticon*

Penguin Club is the name of several "gentlemen's" clubs. Could be the reason, mebbe?

 

[NoJo]

A "Penguin Club" is slang for two black men sandwiching a white woman

 

[yui]

A "Penguin Club" is slang for two black men sandwiching a white woman

Oh.

When I was in school, an Oreo Row was when you has a row of chairs in class that started and ended with black students, with white students in the middle.

 

[impressive]

Penguin Club is the name of several "gentlemen's" clubs. Could be the reason, mebbe?

Mebbe. *nuzzle*

A "Penguin Club" is slang for two black men sandwiching a white woman

Ah, memories ...

 

[NoJo]

Actually I just made that up. Heehee

 

[impressive]

Actually I just made that up. Heehee

Well, *spanks* for the memory jog, anyway.

 

[NoJo]

Well, *spanks* for the memory jog, anyway.

And than *you* for the image

 

[Aurora Black]

Albatross.

 

[Trombonus]

The Rescuers

 

[McKenna]

yesterday I was trying to teach mine to fetch the mail. But, since he's a German shepherd his idea of fetching is grabbing the item and running away. There is just taking, no bringing back, and that's not quite what I had in mind.

Unless maybe the mail is full of bills?