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impressive said:
Tex! *POUNCE* :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Nice AV!
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Ohhhhh, I've been Imp pounced...... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

I could say the same for yours..... I even see where i want to place those kisses..... :p

Mine is from a trip to the famous or is that Imfamous Hippy Hollow at Lake Austin..... any day naked is a great day..... :D
 
Wild Sayings

"There's more than one way to skin a cat." :cattail:

"One monkey don't stop the show." :confused:

"I'm so hungry, my stomach's acting like my throat's been cut." :p
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Nice poem there Tx. :)


(I've seen several cats skinned, --- so you're right Aurora. ;) )
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thank you muchly..... :rose: Lets see how it does after the poetry crowd gets through with it...... :rolleyes:

I've used the saying about skinning a cat but never really done it... if I wanted those tiny ribs, i'd go to the chinese place like everyone else.... :D
 
TxRad said:
thank you muchly..... :rose: Lets see how it does after the poetry crowd gets through with it...... :rolleyes:

I've used the saying about skinning a cat but never really done it... if I wanted those tiny ribs, i'd go to the chinese place like everyone else.... :D
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Well... cats and the highway tend to meet around here... :rolleyes:
 
Skinning the cat:
A game when I was a kid living in the country.... Climb a tall thin young pine tree, most were six or seven inches around and fifteen or so feet tall. As you go up it would usually bend over. if not, rock the tree until you touch the ground. step off and let the tree fly....

Varation.... Same as above but hand it to a younger or lighter cousin and watch him/her fly away...... :D

Got my ass whiped several times...... :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Well... cats and the highway tend to meet around here... :rolleyes:
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Hmmmm.... Most of the time we only get sail cats.... ya know, the thin flat ones.... the tail makes a nice handle to sail them off into the wild blue younder....... :D
 
TxRad said:
Skinning the cat:
A game when I was a kid living in the country.... Climb a tall thin young pine tree, most were six or seven inches around and fifteen or so feet tall. As you go up it would usually bend over. if not, rock the tree until you touch the ground. step off and let the tree fly....

Varation.... Same as above but hand it to a younger or lighter cousin and watch him/her fly away...... :D

Got my ass whiped several times...... :rolleyes:
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My daughters. . . *sigh* pulled a mattress from their bed, folded it in half. :eek: One daughter 6 years old was inside the fold, with her feet up. The five year old daughter climbed on and faced away from the wall, so she could look down on her big sister. Big sister pushes the folded half up and launches sister into the air. :eek: :eek: The five year old, lands against the corner of a hard, plastic Barbie House and splits head open. Through all layers of skin and down to the bone. Trip to the hospital and stitches. . .2 weeks later - - I walk by and they are trying it AGAIN!!!!!!!!
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
My daughters. . . *sigh* pulled a mattress from their bed, folded it in half. :eek: One daughter 6 years old was inside the fold, with her feet up. The five year old daughter climbed on and faced away from the wall, so she could look down on her big sister. Big sister pushes the folded half up and launches sister into the air. :eek: :eek: The five year old, lands against the corner of a hard, plastic Barbie House and splits head open. Through all layers of skin and down to the bone. Trip to the hospital and stitches. . .2 weeks later - - I walk by and they are trying it AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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Does the AH have some sort of hospital curse this week? WTF? :eek:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
My daughters. . . *sigh* pulled a mattress from their bed, folded it in half. :eek: One daughter 6 years old was inside the fold, with her feet up. The five year old daughter climbed on and faced away from the wall, so she could look down on her big sister. Big sister pushes the folded half up and launches sister into the air. :eek: :eek: The five year old, lands against the corner of a hard, plastic Barbie House and splits head open. Through all layers of skin and down to the bone. Trip to the hospital and stitches. . .2 weeks later - - I walk by and they are trying it AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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Kind of like....
If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposial is probably not for you..... :D

I hope they moved the doll house.... If so then they learned something.... If not... :eek:
 
TxRad said:
Kind of like....
If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposial is probably not for you..... :D

I hope they moved the doll house.... If so then they learned something.... If not... :eek:
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This is the same daughter who at the age of 3 swallowed a penny. . .Normally, not a problem, you let the penny pass through the system. . . however. . .she got hers lodge between the trachea and the esphogus... a tiny little bit of muscle held that penny. . .as well as God, and it stayed there, not moving in one tube to choke her and the other where she may have swallowed it down. When we got her to the second hospital. . .the first wouldn't treat her (truth . . we didn't have insurance) . . .they performed surgery and pulled 2 pennies. They were stuck together. *sigh* She's also the one born 3 mths. early and weighed 3 lbs and was as long as a Barbie doll. . . , broke her arm riding her bike down the hill when she was 8. They say she's normal. . . I have to wonder. :rolleyes:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
My daughters. . . *sigh* pulled a mattress from their bed, folded it in half. :eek: One daughter 6 years old was inside the fold, with her feet up. The five year old daughter climbed on and faced away from the wall, so she could look down on her big sister. Big sister pushes the folded half up and launches sister into the air. :eek: :eek: The five year old, lands against the corner of a hard, plastic Barbie House and splits head open. Through all layers of skin and down to the bone. Trip to the hospital and stitches. . .2 weeks later - - I walk by and they are trying it AGAIN!!!!!!!!
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That so sounds like something my boys would do.
 
I think my stomach is trying to make up for its lost day. I just ate a snack, but I'm still so hungry.
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
I think my stomach is trying to make up for its lost day. I just ate a snack, but I'm still so hungry.
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Hungry is good. :p

Ken
 
Hungry means you're not eating! :)

What other way is there to loose weight? :confused:

Helpful Ken
 
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