Isolated Blurt Thread

[FallingToFly]

Um, bite me.



Yeah.

sure thing, sweetheart

 

[sophia jane]

I like women


and also, I'm not so sure I like men that much.

 

[JohnnieJohnson]

Um, bite me.
Yeah.

Oh dear, I apologize if I've offended. I was trying to cheer someone up by injecting a bit of humor. I'm solly if the sally miscarried.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I like women


and also, I'm not so sure I like men that much.

Damn, and before I got a chance to get up there

 

[SapphicMojo]

God damned cat-headed thing...

I say we stop feeding the cat and spend the money on porn.

 

[English Lady]

I'm tired and I just don't wanna

 

[impressive]

I say we stop feeding the cat and spend the money on porn.

First prize: Best first post.

 

[neonlyte]

I like women


and also, I'm not so sure I like men that much.

*ditto*

 

[Liar]

Women are weird. Which can be a good thing.

 

[Guest]

 

[sophia jane]

Damn, and before I got a chance to get up there

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The tax assessor-collector for this county is FUCKED UP!

What the fuck is the problem with taking a check from an out of county bank? Especially when it's a huge banking conglomerate known nation wide?

Why the fuck does one have to pay a $28 processing fee to change their last name on their vehicle registration when they've already paid to have it changed on their checks, driver's license, school registration, social security card, credit cards, etc.

And what the fuck do you have to process in order to remove my ex-husband's name from the goddamn title? Just scratch a fucking line through it and don't enter it the next time you're in the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[minsue]

The tax assessor-collector for this county is FUCKED UP!

What the fuck is the problem with taking a check from an out of county bank? Especially when it's a huge banking conglomerate known nation wide?

Why the fuck does one have to pay a $28 processing fee to change their last name on their vehicle registration when they've already paid to have it changed on their checks, driver's license, school registration, social security card, credit cards, etc.

And what the fuck do you have to process in order to remove my ex-husband's name from the goddamn title? Just scratch a fucking line through it and don't enter it the next time you're in the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna flower?

 

[matriarch]

*ditto*

I you.

 

[matriarch]

The tax assessor-collector for this county is FUCKED UP!

What the fuck is the problem with taking a check from an out of county bank? Especially when it's a huge banking conglomerate known nation wide?

Why the fuck does one have to pay a $28 processing fee to change their last name on their vehicle registration when they've already paid to have it changed on their checks, driver's license, school registration, social security card, credit cards, etc.

And what the fuck do you have to process in order to remove my ex-husband's name from the goddamn title? Just scratch a fucking line through it and don't enter it the next time you're in the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch.
Go get em, tiger.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Better now.
Thanks.

 

[Honey123]

Did someone say "blueberry"? I'm on a blueberry kick right now...

I'll trade scritches and back massage for blueberries!

*slaps Mal's hand*

Their mine...back off!!

Oh wait...back massages???

*Taunts Mal with a muffin*

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm tired and I just don't wanna

Ahhh, don't then. Come curl up against the horsey and eat chocolates and snuggle.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I am so tired, and frustrated, and angry and hungry that I am having a hard time holding back tears right now.

Sorry, Jammies. Wish you were here; the "hungry," at least, I could resolve for you, and there's a nice cozy guest bed too.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Did someone say "blueberry"? I'm on a blueberry kick right now...

I'll trade scritches and back massage for blueberries!

Oooh, this is my lucky day, then. The SO and I went blueberry picking last weekend and have a good pound or more left.

 

[minsue]

Ahhh, don't then. Come curl up against the horsey and eat chocolates and snuggle.

Room for more?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Oooh, this is my lucky day, then. The SO and I went blueberry picking last weekend and have a good pound or more left.

mmmmmmm, time to make a sticky blueberry-staining mess!!!!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

The tax assessor-collector for this county is FUCKED UP!

What the fuck is the problem with taking a check from an out of county bank? Especially when it's a huge banking conglomerate known nation wide?

That's one of the most pointless and gratuitous beaurocratic rules yet. What, are they afraid that those fly-by-night out-of-county banking conglomerates are going to take the money and run off to Jamaica?

 

[AppleBiter]

I can't be sympathetic, right now. That's asking way too much. I can't be an ear to listen to your problems and to give you advice when I flat don't give a shit about your petty issues right now. You see me carrying a boulder, barely able to stand, and yet you attempt to toss your rocks upon my shoulders as well? What kind of a friend does that? You KNOW that my world is collapsing around me, and yet you call me to cry into my ear because you're second guessing life decisions that you made for yourself and have known would come to pass?! I have NOTHING left to give you. Can you understand that? I am not a bottomless resource of sympathy and understanding. For the first time in our friendship, I NEED MORE SYMPATHY THAN I AM CAPABLE OF GIVING and I had hoped that you would be able to grasp that concept and, God forbid, lend me some fucking support when I need it the most instead of thinking only of your own, selfish needs.



That is all.

 

[Aurora Black]

I can't be sympathetic, right now. That's asking way too much. I can't be an ear to listen to your problems and to give you advice when I flat don't give a shit about your petty issues right now. You see me carrying a boulder, barely able to stand, and yet you attempt to toss your rocks upon my shoulders as well? What kind of a friend does that? You KNOW that my world is collapsing around me, and yet you call me to cry into my ear because you're second guessing life decisions that you made for yourself and have known would come to pass?! I have NOTHING left to give you. Can you understand that? I am not a bottomless resource of sympathy and understanding. For the first time in our friendship, I NEED MORE SYMPATHY THAN I AM CAPABLE OF GIVING and I had hoped that you would be able to grasp that concept and, God forbid, lend me some fucking support when I need it the most instead of thinking only of your own, selfish needs.



That is all.

Cut her off. Don't look back. You don't need this shit right now.

My blurt: I want off this crazy merry-go-round. Goodbye.