Isolated Blurt Thread: AmPics Edition

[Guest]

Dude, please...put some pants on!

 

[RawHumor]

Dude, please...put some pants on!

Whoever you're talking about, I agree with the sentiment.

 

[Guest]

Whoever you're talking about, I agree with the sentiment.

I'm guessing that applies to all man bits, as well.

Didja change jobs or something?

 

[CUBANMALE]

Bump after a long time gone

 

[Guest]

If I were Queen of Litopia, the following would be punishable offenses: *And when I say 'punishable', I mean not in a good way.*

~ Good Moaning. *groan* Lame, so very lame.

~ Using 'cum' in lieu of come. 'Nuf said.

~ Misspelling tongue, masturbate...or any other sexual term, for that matter. If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be doing it!

~ U and Ur. Trust me...taking the extra .00002 seconds to type the 'y' and the 'o' will be time well spent.

~ Posting the same comments thread after thread after thread. However, bonus points will be awarded for originality.

~ Posting pics of seventeen different angles of the same body part...especially nipples and cock heads. And that goes double for 'artsy' pics. We pretty much figured out what it was the first time around.

~ Starting a new thread every time you post a pic is the Lit equivalent of Attention Deficit Disorder. Pic a thread and stick with it, for cryin' out loud!

~ Bumping threads that have been dead for three years with comments like Ur so hawt! Post more!

~ Editorializing, soap box-standing, preaching. Just STFU and post more bits...please.

~ And the worst offense of all...using Lit to promote your own mercenary causes. Why should some poor chump (or chumpette) buy you a new camera? And who cares if you can't afford new lingerie...it's god's way of saying you should be naked! And don't ever, ever promote your skanky pay website around here. In THIS kingdom, porn is always free, dammit!​

Your Queen has spoken. *royal wave*

 

[supahspaz]

If I were Queen of Litopia, the following would be punishable offenses: *And when I say 'punishable', I mean not in a good way.*

~ Good Moaning. *groan* Lame, so very lame.

~ Using 'cum' in lieu of come. 'Nuf said.

~ Misspelling tongue, masturbate...or any other sexual term, for that matter. If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be doing it!

~ U and Ur. Trust me...taking the extra .00002 seconds to type the 'y' and the 'o' will be time well spent.

~ Posting the same comments thread after thread after thread. However, bonus points will be awarded for originality.

~ Posting pics of seventeen different angles of the same body part...especially nipples and cock heads. And that goes double for 'artsy' pics. We pretty much figured out what it was the first time around.

~ Starting a new thread every time you post a pic is the Lit equivalent of Attention Deficit Disorder. Pic a thread and stick with it, for cryin' out loud!

~ Bumping threads that have been dead for three years with comments like Ur so hawt! Post more!

~ Editorializing, soap box-standing, preaching. Just STFU and post more bits...please.

~ And the worst offense of all...using Lit to promote your own mercenary causes. Why should some poor chump (or chumpette) buy you a new camera? And who cares if you can't afford new lingerie...it's god's way of saying you should be naked! And don't ever, ever promote your skanky pay website around here. In THIS kingdom, porn is always free, dammit!​

Your Queen has spoken. *royal wave*

Bows humbley at the Queen

 

[Chainzz]

If I were Queen of Litopia, the following would be punishable offenses: *And when I say 'punishable', I mean not in a good way.*

~ Good Moaning. *groan* Lame, so very lame.

~ Using 'cum' in lieu of come. 'Nuf said.

~ Misspelling tongue, masturbate...or any other sexual term, for that matter. If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be doing it!

~ U and Ur. Trust me...taking the extra .00002 seconds to type the 'y' and the 'o' will be time well spent.

~ Posting the same comments thread after thread after thread. However, bonus points will be awarded for originality.

~ Posting pics of seventeen different angles of the same body part...especially nipples and cock heads. And that goes double for 'artsy' pics. We pretty much figured out what it was the first time around.

~ Starting a new thread every time you post a pic is the Lit equivalent of Attention Deficit Disorder. Pic a thread and stick with it, for cryin' out loud!

~ Bumping threads that have been dead for three years with comments like Ur so hawt! Post more!

~ Editorializing, soap box-standing, preaching. Just STFU and post more bits...please.

~ And the worst offense of all...using Lit to promote your own mercenary causes. Why should some poor chump (or chumpette) buy you a new camera? And who cares if you can't afford new lingerie...it's god's way of saying you should be naked! And don't ever, ever promote your skanky pay website around here. In THIS kingdom, porn is always free, dammit!​

Your Queen has spoken. *royal wave*

* golf clap *
well said ...
although I fit into some of those ... I regret nothing .
Many times , it just needed to be done .
* bows low *

 

[Chainzz]

Is tomorrow still just a sin away ?

 

[lux_aeterna]

I've been here way too long. The more things change, the more they stay the same.



Please don't state that the photography is great when it's clearly not. Just say, "Nice bits." and leave it at that. Please?

 

[Chainzz]

Objects in mirror may appear much smaller ..... * turns off self timer *


Lux_aeterna ... Hello you , nice to see you again .

 

[Chainzz]

Why in the hell is my e-mail inbox filled daily
with offers of bootleg Viagra ...
I'm starting to get a damn complex !
Bastards ....

 

[Puman]

Between the bootleg viagra and the penis enlargements, I am beginning to wonder if they noticed my gender when I filled out all those annoying forms for my email account!!!

 

[Chainzz]

Between the bootleg viagra and the penis enlargements, I am beginning to wonder if they noticed my gender when I filled out all those annoying forms for my email account!!!

Possibility ... I just pray it's not a psychic sending them ..
Ms. Cleo be damned !

 

[Chainzz]

* loud military style cadence *

" I dont know - what you've been told ,
but eskimo pussy's mighty cold ...."

 

[Lexi]

There's a sucker born every minute.

LOL...ain't that the truth!

 

[Guest]

I do not know why you did such a thing but, it was truly uncalled for and very mean.

 

[y=mx+b]

second night in a row that I woke up thinking about dirty shit to post on your thread. Of course... it being 3am when said event occurred I opted for trying to go back to sleep. Last night the option worked. Tonight... not so much. Of course now I'm in that bleary dry-eyed state of "oh for fuck fucking sake why the fuck haven't I fallen back asleep yet" that the last thing I desire to do is try and rehash whatever the fuck I was thinking about posting.

it was hot though. I think at some point it involved me choking you with your own hair. If it initially didn't... I sure the fuck can work that idea in should my desire to express such thoughts in your thread ever return.

 

[Ellafun]

Yes, I am bumping a thread that hasn't been active since *scrolls up to look* March of 2011.

Why would I do that? Because, unlike some n00bs on Literotica, I am aware of how f*cking annoying it is when someone starts a thread with the same topic as ten other people.

SO...why am I bumping it now? Because, obviously, I have a BLURT:

Why the hell would you wait until you got 150 replies on a thread before posting the next "juicy, hot, nasty" picture when there are plenty of other threads, already indexed, where you can see "Juicy, Hot & Nasty" right now?

Just that. Carry on. And please, do so without me. *shivers*

 

[Ellafun]

Oh, look...I'm bumping it again.

I miss Omigoditselaine. Just that. I felt compelled to "blurt" that today.