Isolated bitching thread.

parodyluvr75

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No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others. This is a thread of disconnected bitches - no conversations.

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Assholes are everywhere. I want one day out of the year when I can shove a big fat carrot into their tender spot and cause them maximum discomfort.

I'd use a pineapple for really big assholes.
 
No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others. This is a thread of disconnected bitches - no conversations.

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Assholes are everywhere. I want one day out of the year when I can shove a big fat carrot into their tender spot and cause them maximum discomfort.

I'd use a pineapple for really big assholes.
Great idea!
 
Long time no see... How's your penis?

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Bitching?
Ok.... I'm totally over the rain.
Sick of being flooded in because of water over my driveway. Tired of having to plan everything around the water.

Thanx for listening.
 
I went looking at bassinets this morning and the store I was in had no prices on anything. I tried to get some service and was glared at then ignored for my effort. I left the store rather pissed off. The next store I went to had run out of the jumper I wanted. I then went to get something to eat and my order was screwed up.
 
I went looking at bassinets this morning and the store I was in had no prices on anything. I tried to get some service and was glared at then ignored for my effort. I left the store rather pissed off. The next store I went to had run out of the jumper I wanted. I then went to get something to eat and my order was screwed up.

Urk - that SHITS me! When I'm ignored in stores!
Once, a while ago, I was shopping for an outfit for a friends wedding. I went into a store and the salespeople completely ignored.me.
When I demanded aervice, they told me they 'probably wouldn't have anything I liked anyway'!

I put $1000.cash on the desk in front of the sanctimonius bitch and told her I'd be much happier spending it next door at her competitor.

Mayne next time, she gave better service? :eek:
 
Urk - that SHITS me! When I'm ignored in stores!
Once, a while ago, I was shopping for an outfit for a friends wedding. I went into a store and the salespeople completely ignored.me.
When I demanded aervice, they told me they 'probably wouldn't have anything I liked anyway'!

I put $1000.cash on the desk in front of the sanctimonius bitch and told her I'd be much happier spending it next door at her competitor.

Mayne next time, she gave better service? :eek:

Whatever you say Julia Roberts.
 
Urk - that SHITS me! When I'm ignored in stores!
Once, a while ago, I was shopping for an outfit for a friends wedding. I went into a store and the salespeople completely ignored.me.
When I demanded aervice, they told me they 'probably wouldn't have anything I liked anyway'!

I put $1000.cash on the desk in front of the sanctimonius bitch and told her I'd be much happier spending it next door at her competitor.

Mayne next time, she gave better service? :eek:

Yeah, I was pretty pissed off. Stupid old bitch.
 
The other day I had a guy try to overtake me on the left. 'Cause that's how morons roll in Sydney. I see this shit everyday.

Anyway, only one lane, so I speed up because there's this Road Works barrier thing jutting out about 20-odd metres up the road, and I'm guessing he can't see it because he's too busy trying to squeeze past me on the left in a 50 zone. You know what he does? That's right, he accelerates. In a fucking Hyundai Getz. So I put my foot down, and drive around the barrier and the cunt fucking beeped his horn at me!
 
Great idea!

Excuse me. Did you not read this?

No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others. This is a thread of disconnected bitches - no conversations.

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Assholes are everywhere. I want one day out of the year when I can shove a big fat carrot into their tender spot and cause them maximum discomfort.

I'd use a pineapple for really big assholes.

It says no quoting of other posts.
 
she said...quoting the post.

in other news, i am shocked, SHOCKED that a wq post tries sadly to top someone else's story with an obvious and cliched movie plot.

why do i always have to pee at the most inopportune moments?
 
No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others. This is a thread of disconnected bitches - no conversations.

^^^^^I'm bitchin' already because none of the bitches here are going to pay attention the the OP.^^^^^
 
The other day I had a guy try to overtake me on the left. 'Cause that's how morons roll in Sydney. I see this shit everyday.

Anyway, only one lane, so I speed up because there's this Road Works barrier thing jutting out about 20-odd metres up the road, and I'm guessing he can't see it because he's too busy trying to squeeze past me on the left in a 50 zone. You know what he does? That's right, he accelerates. In a fucking Hyundai Getz. So I put my foot down, and drive around the barrier and the cunt fucking beeped his horn at me!

OMG! Come to Tassie!
Seriously - there are no road rules that apply if you're over 60... which is about half the population :rolleyes:
 
How is it that the fucking liberals can't follow their own fucking rules!
 
it's just as well there've been almost 5 days where i've not been working with my manager. as a friend, i like her, as a boss i can usually work with her but there. are. times. i can only bite my very diplomatic tongue so much, soak up so many complaints from others about her, and keep a working peace before i need a break. trying to discuss the issues with her lead to very bad vibes in work as her insecurity makes her get all defensive, thinking i'm confrontational. i am probably the furthest thing from being confrontational, but sometimes i have to say 'no'.
 
Bitching about everyone who is bitching about how everyone else is bitching about how someone else is bitching.
 
i'm SO over it already! ffs let's move on already :mad:
 
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