Isn't it great...

[carsonshepherd]

When you got drunk the night before, and the next day you can read every stupid and embarrassing word you said? Not like a party where everyone else was too drunk to remember. No, this is recorded for posterity. How wonderful.

(sound familiar to anyone? )

 

[Guest]

Nope. *whistles nonchalantly*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Nope. *whistles nonchalantly*

Uh-huh!

 

[Guest]

When you got drunk the night before, and the next day you can read every stupid and embarrassing word you said? Not like a party where everyone else was too drunk to remember. No, this is recorded for posterity. How wonderful.

(sound familiar to anyone? )

I haven't in quite awhile.

But I'll let you know after tomorrow night.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

(sound familiar to anyone? )

I know you're not talking about me. Where's Vella? Let's get her drunk.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Isn't it great...

I know you're not talking about me. Where's Vella? Let's get her drunk.

hey now!
i resemble that remark. wheres the beer?
embarrassed by things i wrote when i was drunk? i don't think they are that much different from when im sober, sadly.
PARTY ON!

 

[carsonshepherd]

*snicker*

 

[logophile]

I'm pretty sure I can't type when I'm drunk. Not even bad typing like all of the Drubnk threads. Just can't do it. I find that very comforting.

However, I can still type when I'm ovulating (Carson caught me doing it once) and I think that might be just as bad.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm pretty sure I can't type when I'm drunk. Not even bad typing like all of the Drubnk threads. Just can't do it. I find that very comforting.

However, I can still type when I'm ovulating (Carson caught me doing it once) and I think that might be just as bad.

Typing one-handed were you? You sure sounded drunk to me babes.

 

[logophile]

Typing one-handed were you? You sure sounded drunk to me babes.

Nope, can't type one handed... Just out of my mind on hormones.

A client once asked a midwife friend of mine how to know when she was ovulating. My friend answered: Hungry. Sexy. And mean. If you meet those criteria, you're ovulating.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Nope, can't type one handed... Just out of my mind on hormones.

A client once asked a midwife friend of mine how to know when she was ovulating. My friend answered: Hungry. Sexy. And mean. If you meet those criteria, you're ovulating.

I must ovulate constantly!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I must ovulate constantly!

*pees pants laughing*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*pees pants laughing*

Don't laugh too hard, that describes you too.

 

[logophile]

I must ovulate constantly!

Yeah, me too...

 

[carsonshepherd]

*pees pants laughing*

*gets excited... maybe... a little???*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*gets excited... maybe... a little???*

Perv.

 

[carsonshepherd]

A girl I know once told me a story about being on top during sex, and she thought she was about to orgasm but instead pissed. It made me really hot.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

A girl I know once told me a story about being on top during sex, and she thought she was about to orgasm but instead pissed. It made me really hot.

Just so everyone knows and I don't get any weird pm's, I am not the girl in question.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just so everyone knows and I don't get any weird pm's, I am not the girl in question.

No, you aren't!

I've tried it to be honest. But it never seems to coordinate. Am I doing something wrong?

 

[yui]

A girl I know once told me a story about being on top during sex, and she thought she was about to orgasm but instead pissed. It made me really hot.

Wonder who slept on the wet spot?

 

[yui]

Just so everyone knows and I don't get any weird pm's, I am not the girl in question.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Wonder who slept on the wet spot?

Everyone, apparently.

I've tried it to be honest. But it never seems to coordinate. Am I doing something wrong?

Can a guy actually ejaculate and piss at the same time? Isn't that what the prostate prevents? I dunno, I'm just a girl.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think it's the URGE that excites me.

 

[yui]

I think it's the URGE that excites me.

The urge to piss or the urge to piss on someone?

I think that is the most personal question I have ever asked someone...

 

[carsonshepherd]

The urge to piss or the urge to piss on someone?

I think that is the most personal question I have ever asked someone...

That's okay.

These are two different urges.

The urge to piss ON someone is more of a submission thing, like you are marking your territory

The urge to piss is kind of a private "shower thing".


Does that answer you?