Isaac

[Jessica_29]

Anyone watching this?

 

[KRCummings]

 

[blobfish]

Is that expected to be a bad one?

 

[BongoGal]

Poor Haiti.

 

[Jessica_29]

Poor Haiti.

always.

 

[Recidiva]

Yup, I'm in Orlando. We're always in the projected path, but it doesn't always make it here.

Husband and I were saying there's absolutely no amount you could pay us to live on a Caribbean island.

 

[CHNOPS]

Yup, I'm in Orlando. We're always in the projected path, but it doesn't always make it here.

Husband and I were saying there's absolutely no amount you could pay us to live on a Caribbean island.

Most of us say the same thing about Florida.

 

[Recidiva]

Most of us say the same thing about Florida.

What did Florida ever do to you? And don't say hanging chads!

 

[Disgustipated]

What did Florida ever do to you? And don't say hanging chads!

Garbage Can, BigGator, all of the Jens, KingOrf, and one or two of those wannabe militants fuckers.

 

[Recidiva]

Garbage Can, BigGator, all of the Jens, KingOrf, and one or two of those wannabe militants fuckers.

Oh. Well, that's fair.

 

[Wrong Element]

This can't be much of a danger. Linuxgeek isn't on the case.

 

[islandman]

Oh. Well, that's fair.

Bad reality shows about gators, Britney Spears, Tim Tebow and the ongoing destruction of the everglades.

Not to mention the Rays and the Marlins.

 

[Recidiva]

This can't be much of a danger. Linuxgeek isn't on the case.

Maybe the last storm got him?

 

[Recidiva]

Bad reality shows about gators, Britney Spears, Tim Tebow and the ongoing destruction of the everglades.

Not to mention the Rays and the Marlins.

All right, all right. I get it!

 

[Wrong Element]

Casey Anthony. Casey Anthony's lawyers.

And giant pythons. Don't forget the pythons.

 

[bronzeage]

Yup, I'm in Orlando. We're always in the projected path, but it doesn't always make it here.

Husband and I were saying there's absolutely no amount you could pay us to live on a Caribbean island.

I just told the Red Cross I didn't want to go to Florida to set up evacuation shelters. It never occurred to me I might get a chance to give you a cot and a juice box.

Damnit. I wonder if there is still time.

 

[Recidiva]

Casey Anthony. Casey Anthony's lawyers.

And giant pythons. Don't forget the pythons.

*starts to cry* I'm moving soon.

 

[Recidiva]

I just told the Red Cross I didn't want to go to Florida to set up evacuation shelters. It never occurred to me I might get a chance to give you a cot and a juice box.

Damnit. I wonder if there is still time.

I was just thinking there just aren't enough blue tarps and orange web netting on everything. It was so festive after Charley.

Alas, if we were going to evacuate, we'd go to the Marriott. But you could join us there for a bottle of ridiculously expensive water from some mini bar.

 

[bronzeage]

I was just thinking there just aren't enough blue tarps and orange web netting on everything. It was so festive after Charley.

Alas, if we were going to evacuate, we'd go to the Marriott. But you could join us there for a bottle of ridiculously expensive water from some mini bar.

I'll ask the Red Cross if I can work in the Marriot evacuation center.

 

[Recidiva]

I'll ask the Red Cross if I can work in the Marriot evacuation center.

It's got a glass elevator. Tell them that, I'm sure they'll set you up.

 

[blobfish]

All the pythons in Florida should be killed.

 

[bronzeage]

It's got a glass elevator. Tell them that, I'm sure they'll set you up.

Okay, but I've seen a couple of hotels after a hurricane. The concrete is still there. All the glass is hard to find.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Yup, I'm in Orlando. We're always in the projected path, but it doesn't always make it here.

That's why Walt built Disney World there instead of Tampa.

 

[kbate]

All right, all right. I get it!

Ulaven said that you don't get it and that you . . .

wait, wrong thread.

 

[Recidiva]

Okay, but I've seen a couple of hotels after a hurricane. The concrete is still there. All the glass is hard to find.

We're probably okay here at home. I have my hurricane box that I've obsessively kept up to date since 2005. That's seven years of batteries and food packs and mylar blankets going to waste, people!

We cut down the big trees, too.

I paid for all this preparedness, dammit!